Fond Memories


She's a six. Dates eights.
She can do better than me.
Told me I'm a one.

Told her "I am not."
I said "I'm at least a two."
She burst out laughing

Hot or Not web site.
I'm Definitely Not Hot.
My rating: a Two.

She scarred me for life
That evil cold heartened witch
I am to a two

Asked her for a dance
She looked me up and down. "No!"
"You're too ugly to be seen with. Now go away."