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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

he: the best defense
then she: is a strong offense
collective one strong

they: give it a rest
she: (keeps quiet aware)
him: (smiles and laughs)

Haiku # 38594, April 8, 2007 1:39 am ET
by went to the store
have a wink of bless
drain the cup of misery
with cheer ache pleasure
Haiku # 38593, April 7, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by I wanna go fishing again
if this is easter
where are wester and norther
perhaps they've gone south
Haiku # 38592, April 7, 2007 7:53 am ET
by ash
need millions, retire??
not really look at cousin
broke and don't do shit
Haiku # 38591, April 6, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mousey May
feeble badinage
amid the lame entourage
HBO doth blow
Haiku # 38590, April 6, 2007 5:39 pm ET
by Lush
Dance till late again
Although one thirty pm
My bed beckons me

Dance twice on Friday
Dance seven days a week now
Soon be obsessive
Haiku # 38589, April 6, 2007 8:14 am ET
by Dancing Fool
coyotes howling
although while my eyes are closed
it is CATS I see
Haiku # 38588, April 5, 2007 3:37 am ET
by right outside my window
no star has fallen
cascading from heaven's hold
where my trip clears these

it was his alter
those king's and knights weilded swords
upon the fair seas

I say hello dear
he asks me what is my fear
the wall is built strong

not much of nothing
could forever size in all
everything falls.........

love delivers
IT dances devilishly
is love it? what is...
Haiku # 38587, April 5, 2007 2:36 am ET
by on the other side
to seek love is the
harshest but greatest task of
the human being

which causes the great
joys and sufferings of this
present world we live...in
Haiku # 38586, April 4, 2007 9:23 pm ET
by Mox
Fond Memories


She's a six. Dates eights.
She can do better than me.
Told me I'm a one.

Told her "I am not."
I said "I'm at least a two."
She burst out laughing

Hot or Not web site.
I'm Definitely Not Hot.
My rating: a Two.

She scarred me for life
That evil cold heartened witch
I am to a two

Asked her for a dance
She looked me up and down. "No!"
"You're too ugly to be seen with. Now go away."

Haiku # 38585, April 4, 2007 8:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Wonderful dancer
Responsive but controlled
She
Haiku # 38584, April 4, 2007 9:02 am ET
by William Nippress
choice at own sweet will
without a rhyme or reason
induldging my mood
Haiku # 38583, April 3, 2007 2:12 pm ET
by baked crackers
when a soul stops to
relax and get off the ger-
bil wheel, there's more ground
Haiku # 38582, April 3, 2007 8:20 am ET
by Mox
I don't know if folks
who let their jobs rule their lives
know what it is to...

well, live...putting off
tomorrow for a dollar
a life of paychecked...
Haiku # 38581, April 2, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by Mox
Hard work and planning
ensures a future pay off.
LazY pays off NoW !! :)
Haiku # 38580, April 2, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by doh dee doh dee doh
the penalty to
overstay the welcome, contempt
familiarity

tested social in
a test tube, experiment
dissected by words
Haiku # 38579, April 2, 2007 11:16 am ET
by Mox
can we play with the
tools of the gods, madness, earth
dancing with her fires...
Haiku # 38578, April 2, 2007 11:13 am ET
by Mox
I feel the knife go
in again and again so
lost I am, to life
Haiku # 38577, April 1, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by mox
you read it here first
and now life imitates art
suck that, sweet jesus

check out an oldie but a prescient one :
http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=3258

then check today's link under ash :-)

Haiku # 38576, April 1, 2007 12:58 am ET
by ash
into the wetness
a mighty hunter goes down
spear the bearded clam
Haiku # 38575, March 31, 2007 8:11 pm ET
by ash
bear with a sore paw
gloom, unkindest cut of all
heavy woe-be gone
Haiku # 38574, March 31, 2007 3:57 pm ET
by pshaw by candle waxed panties 69
the twisted world to
which we grow into, bombs, fear
the 1990s seemed

much more mature oddly
like this whole freaking war thing
is a dead lame duck
Haiku # 38573, March 30, 2007 6:08 pm ET
by Mox
an innocent world
roller skates and tickle games
once upon a time

toes and fantasy
bean bags with big holes in them
Tony the Tiger
Haiku # 38572, March 29, 2007 10:39 pm ET
by look out :)
gonna need this
spring and key vague changes
bye March, hi April
Haiku # 38571, March 29, 2007 10:32 pm ET
by a couple of days
customs of adulthood
are absurd, children's games
oddly make much more sense
Haiku # 38570, March 29, 2007 10:20 pm ET
by Mox
twinkle in your eye
blue skys are so beautiful
a new adventure
Haiku # 38569, March 29, 2007 4:51 pm ET
by flying forever
steady homewardbound
destiny bridges take stand
peaceful surrender
Haiku # 38568, March 29, 2007 11:58 am ET
by as needed
I need to let you people go
I just do
Haiku # 38567, March 29, 2007 11:27 am ET
by Mox
he who seeks his life shall lose it and he who loses his life shall find it
Haiku # 38566, March 29, 2007 10:11 am ET
by Death
I desire a sense
of joy and complexity
and a feeling of spiritual

release, a connection
with a higher power that
no matter what, the

satanic desire to lash out
or to respond as I did
would all be samsara

we are in the SAME FUCKING
BOAT

Haiku # 38565, March 29, 2007 10:01 am ET
by Mox
you're just a bunch of pigs
go trample someone else's
pearls...
Haiku # 38564, March 29, 2007 9:36 am ET
by Mox
I suspect you want
me to get mad now but I've
just run out of mad cow
Haiku # 38563, March 29, 2007 9:32 am ET
by Mox
like a bird circling
it comes around yet again
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 38562, March 29, 2007 8:11 am ET
by ash
in awe of decree
love's garden has no measure
with my eyes closed, dream
Haiku # 38561, March 29, 2007 4:11 am ET
by ti dnuof I . I found it
ocean sang things free
stolen heart at one's command
a piece of heaven

the pull steals my sleep
head, heart and hands fled away
note colors flying
Haiku # 38560, March 29, 2007 4:04 am ET
by letting go was sweet
on this rock I shall
build my church or so they said
on paper, but I do

not think they said he
who lives by scissors dies by
the scissor, cuts both ways
Haiku # 38559, March 29, 2007 4:02 am ET
by Moxie
Man made of paper
She shredded him with scissors
Broke his heart with rock

Haiku # 38558, March 29, 2007 1:55 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Scissors cut paper
But paper can cover rock
And rock breaks scissors

Haiku # 38557, March 29, 2007 1:53 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
The fuzzy bee buzzed
up yellow Umbro flowers
black tangly nector
Haiku # 38556, March 28, 2007 2:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging prostate gland
mountain behind the boulders
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 38555, March 28, 2007 2:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is so limbed
with new age thought, the secret
is not to make the

psychological
thought process of the Secret
my way of thinking
Haiku # 38554, March 27, 2007 7:31 pm ET
by Mox
Confined to a bed
With these fractured limbs galore
Intractable plight
Haiku # 38553, March 27, 2007 4:32 pm ET
by Lush
it's easy to shoot
it out over words, styles
it's harder to work

to develop on
the fronts of social and of
self at the same time
Haiku # 38552, March 27, 2007 2:10 pm ET
by Mox
groups of creative
sorts that play clique are just stuck
in high school rabble

think, which matures into
a virus which passes as
an excuse for real

thought processing, real new
ideas, like Bay of Pigs, this
God damn Iraq war...

Vietnam, and you
can bet the biggest mistakes
in history were made by more
that one man in kind
Haiku # 38551, March 27, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by Mox
can u picture Doc
Doom in an artist's smock! "I'll
paint a Doom picture

then, I will take the
art show over with gesso
dada commandos"
Haiku # 38550, March 27, 2007 9:05 am ET
by Mox
Stimulating words
Hi, mount madonna mama
So nice to read you
Haiku # 38549, March 27, 2007 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Every now and then
We all need a nemesis
To wake us up! Yes?
*
As Dancing Moma
You took some offence
Your really shouldn
Haiku # 38548, March 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
it took some wise words
from a young woman and some
guinness to write this...

to repeat the same
mistakes over time, but death
makes the retrospect
Haiku # 38547, March 25, 2007 10:05 pm ET
by Mox
alas, how are my squares
doing tonight? swing and dad
io, swing from the noose!
Haiku # 38546, March 25, 2007 10:02 pm ET
by Mox
turn up the voltage
opteron and on and on
go high but don't fry
Haiku # 38545, March 25, 2007 8:58 am ET
by ash
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