Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Stimulating words
Hi, mount madonna mama
So nice to read you
Haiku # 38549, March 27, 2007 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Every now and then
We all need a nemesis
To wake us up! Yes?
*
As Dancing Moma
You took some offence
Your really shouldn
Haiku # 38548, March 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
it took some wise words
from a young woman and some
guinness to write this...

to repeat the same
mistakes over time, but death
makes the retrospect
Haiku # 38547, March 25, 2007 10:05 pm ET
by Mox
alas, how are my squares
doing tonight? swing and dad
io, swing from the noose!
Haiku # 38546, March 25, 2007 10:02 pm ET
by Mox
turn up the voltage
opteron and on and on
go high but don't fry
Haiku # 38545, March 25, 2007 8:58 am ET
by ash
pelvis buried head
beyond a savory meal
a pubic flossing
Haiku # 38544, March 25, 2007 5:56 am ET
by Lush
vanity revealed
dross versus introspection
a guilty forum
Haiku # 38543, March 25, 2007 5:52 am ET
by Lush
back when i loved you
this was my favorite way to
echo those feelings
Haiku # 38542, March 23, 2007 5:53 pm ET
by tanuki of austin
mean eyed cat tonight
eileen's birthday will be right
just watch and see. nine.
Haiku # 38541, March 23, 2007 5:23 pm ET
by Fifi Pooperson of ATX
A fluid descent
Awash in distilled spirits
Horrid vertigo
Haiku # 38540, March 23, 2007 4:38 pm ET
by Lush
New forbidden dance
The Holy War Dance Party
Come and take the heat
Haiku # 38539, March 22, 2007 4:50 pm ET
by Janis of T.Diddy
blessed are the geeks
for they shall inherit bits
that others ignore
Haiku # 38538, March 21, 2007 4:06 am ET
by ash
Sucks, his movies do
Coat-tails of Spielberg he rides
Scary hair has he
Haiku # 38537, March 21, 2007 3:35 am ET
by Yoda of Skywalker Ranch
you'll find it sitting
down under the equator
rollick and venom
Haiku # 38536, March 20, 2007 11:23 am ET
by mount madonna mama
nothing of the kind
stet pro ratione voluntas
in pursuance of
Haiku # 38535, March 20, 2007 11:20 am ET
by can see more
take your thoroughfare
under the auspices of
a side wind cherry
Haiku # 38534, March 20, 2007 11:14 am ET
by going this way
throat packed with warble
rending warp from weave in wait
she dreams of hatchlings
Haiku # 38533, March 20, 2007 11:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
people are afraid
it differs from there normal
aliens are coming

old dogs lay around
treats are in the kid's pocket
it still lies around

the concerned person
can't even read the name right
glad I'm not your friend
Haiku # 38532, March 20, 2007 11:04 am ET
by last but not least
wafting aimlessly
a drift waits to lay it down
grasses can't cover

and the watchers moan
cry in vain they not take lead
SEE no stronger leads
Haiku # 38531, March 20, 2007 10:56 am ET
by Bitter seeds
Those are simple quotes
from some fantastic movies
by George Lucas

I actually liked
your dancing Haikus alot
but now I don't know

lead by example
that's the way to a good life
not spreading disdain

from a mom dancer
experienced in all forms
arrogance sweat stinx!!


Haiku # 38530, March 20, 2007 10:47 am ET
by To William.. pfft
Max

I can
Haiku # 38529, March 20, 2007 7:38 am ET
by Concerned
Loads of bad Haikus lately

That lot was boring
Taught me nothing at all
You neither I guess
Haiku # 38528, March 20, 2007 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
feel the Force flow.Yes.
Through the Force, things you will see
The future...the past

not wise to upset
droids don't pull people's arms out
only wookies do

A new lightsaber.
Your skills are complete, indeed
you are powerful

Always two there are,
no more, no less: a master
and an apprentice.

All his life has he
looked away... to the future,
to the horizon



Haiku # 38527, March 20, 2007 2:16 am ET
by Nothing more will I teach you today
How long will it take
Star Wars fans to realize
that George Lucas sucks?
Haiku # 38526, March 20, 2007 1:44 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
hahaha, mean
blow up LUSH out of his shoes

...without clues cuz I won't hesitate to detonate, I'm short fuse

Haiku # 38525, March 19, 2007 8:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fucked up my hard drive
more corrupt than government
but no leverage
Haiku # 38524, March 19, 2007 9:25 am ET
by ash
in the gaunlet run
exposing danger's cover
hare deliverance

Haiku # 38523, March 18, 2007 10:06 am ET
by volcanic
glass house to live in
he'll dress the open wounds
reapped from cruel shards
Haiku # 38522, March 18, 2007 9:58 am ET
by peril
have it your own way
be at peace tranquility
curtsy settles war
Haiku # 38521, March 18, 2007 9:52 am ET
by the lady
in content with square
one's sword is set to engage
insist, make a point
Haiku # 38520, March 18, 2007 9:50 am ET
by they are hostile
it's hard to laugh at
the world anymore but it's
the last best chance we

got...South Park, Cartman
Ben Heder, Chris Rock, Drew
Carey, save us, :P

Haiku # 38519, March 17, 2007 9:45 pm ET
by Mox
I'm just a girl with
really deep thoughtswhat's so
special about real`...

nothing I suppose
unless those thoughtsare beyond
gets you in trouble
Haiku # 38518, March 17, 2007 7:45 pm ET
by Tori sings
whore and money
surrounded by seven hills
in all it's greatness

the seminary
preaches against same sex life
teaches opposite

in private they are
the children washed and confused
it is sickening

vatican money
at the root of all evil
yet the whore hoards

a blind eye is turned
the religion is so oldBAD NO don't say that..

but it's true
Haiku # 38517, March 17, 2007 7:11 pm ET
by disgusting waves
klana i friss di
wast wos du schmeckst ma net i
spuck di wieder aus
Haiku # 38516, March 17, 2007 7:04 pm ET
by austrian boris bukowski is not dead i think of Austria
throws the crew here some
red man...do with it as you
will, trash, chew, to will
Haiku # 38515, March 17, 2007 5:34 pm ET
by The Mad One of egad people
breaking out burst fit
crucifixion reign on mind
is black in the face
Haiku # 38514, March 17, 2007 5:22 pm ET
by tranquilization
silence is violence
on center stage, forgive me
right now I need to

turn the page, the rage
gets old but the memories
remain, go down that

narrow road or all
shall visit it again, tragic trash
true shit in the veins
Haiku # 38513, March 17, 2007 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
speaking of booze where's mr bukowski, I did
like him quite a bit

polish, not irish
stubborn, charming, violent, ah
our time is short here

at least it is written
his words are still on page
distilled whisky rage
Haiku # 38512, March 17, 2007 1:05 pm ET
by Mox of mr. know nothing
the stance of the streets
is a mask to survive, to stand
in the boonies, less so

but the blood is still
hidden, beneathe paved stones, dumpsters
and in the earth

war never ending
the games of power played to
a true damnation
Haiku # 38511, March 17, 2007 1:02 pm ET
by Mox
the group think gathers
still though, this is why some have
to pull a Gene J.

and write on a big
brown paper bag so that
Sartre can bitch on
Haiku # 38510, March 17, 2007 12:59 pm ET
by Mox
I'm just some retard
with a keyboard, an ego
and some words, I'm zed...

nothing....what am i
to you?
Haiku # 38509, March 17, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by Mox
comicat gonna blow
Mox out of his shoes sans clues??
that just sounds WRONG
Haiku # 38508, March 17, 2007 11:22 am ET
by ewwwww
mox, watch me blow him
out of his shoes without clues...
haiku gangsta rap
Haiku # 38507, March 17, 2007 11:07 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
a wise woman says
the conformist is boring
lacks my interest

then there is the man
he who stands in the fire
that I'de want to lay

the better lover
Mr. boring know it all
or passion of life..

boring does it like
a dead squid on Friday night
satisfies himself
Haiku # 38506, March 17, 2007 10:57 am ET
by Search for Lush is boring even with his alcohol
high iq, low e--
q, to overcompensate
I guess I just spew
Haiku # 38505, March 17, 2007 7:22 am ET
by Mox of mouth full of chew, literally
if the haiku are
bad then, is it possible
that they'd not be

perfect, flowing, zen
but hackneyed, contrived, raw
and sometimes, just bad

like ed wood, jr
trying to re-write merchant
of venice, with flying saucers
Haiku # 38504, March 17, 2007 6:49 am ET
by Mox
lush failed where com-
cat succeeded, a kind word
versus, a huff and

puff...so go blow your
own house down on your own
time, I wonder what

Basho would think of
egotistical, angry
haiku gangsta rap?
Haiku # 38503, March 17, 2007 6:35 am ET
by Mox
part of the mind set
you see at work here is the
video game junkie

keep inserting quarters
keep shooting relentless
till you kill the boss

it doesn't really stop
this is the nature of an addict
someone lost, dead
Haiku # 38502, March 17, 2007 6:33 am ET
by Mox of I liked the mouse contraption
why do I feel like
I'm scolding a child at the
moment, psychopath

dad, giving mixed
signals, unwilling to look
within, I've no sympathy

I'm a Vogon
Haiku # 38501, March 17, 2007 6:30 am ET
by Mox
when people do some
thing not according to plans
first anger and then who

knows, maybe erm, oh
possibly, perhaps, maybe, if
innovation, hmm?
Haiku # 38500, March 17, 2007 6:29 am ET
by Mox
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