you read it here first
and now life imitates art
suck that, sweet jesus

check out an oldie but a prescient one :
http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=3258

then check today's link under ash :-)

into the wetness
a mighty hunter goes down
spear the bearded clam

bear with a sore paw
gloom, unkindest cut of all
heavy woe-be gone

the twisted world to
which we grow into, bombs, fear
the 1990s seemed

much more mature oddly
like this whole freaking war thing
is a dead lame duck

an innocent world
roller skates and tickle games
once upon a time

toes and fantasy
bean bags with big holes in them
Tony the Tiger

gonna need this
spring and key vague changes
bye March, hi April

customs of adulthood
are absurd, children's games
oddly make much more sense

twinkle in your eye
blue skys are so beautiful
a new adventure

steady homewardbound
destiny bridges take stand
peaceful surrender

I need to let you people go
I just do

he who seeks his life shall lose it and he who loses his life shall find it

I desire a sense
of joy and complexity
and a feeling of spiritual

release, a connection
with a higher power that
no matter what, the

satanic desire to lash out
or to respond as I did
would all be samsara

we are in the SAME FUCKING
BOAT

you're just a bunch of pigs
go trample someone else's
pearls...

I suspect you want
me to get mad now but I've
just run out of mad cow

like a bird circling
it comes around yet again
grandma has a cock

in awe of decree
love's garden has no measure
with my eyes closed, dream

ocean sang things free
stolen heart at one's command
a piece of heaven

the pull steals my sleep
head, heart and hands fled away
note colors flying

on this rock I shall
build my church or so they said
on paper, but I do

not think they said he
who lives by scissors dies by
the scissor, cuts both ways

Man made of paper
She shredded him with scissors
Broke his heart with rock

Scissors cut paper
But paper can cover rock
And rock breaks scissors

The fuzzy bee buzzed
up yellow Umbro flowers
black tangly nector

Bulging prostate gland
mountain behind the boulders
grandma has a cock

my mind is so limbed
with new age thought, the secret
is not to make the

psychological
thought process of the Secret
my way of thinking

Confined to a bed
With these fractured limbs galore
Intractable plight

it's easy to shoot
it out over words, styles
it's harder to work

to develop on
the fronts of social and of
self at the same time

groups of creative
sorts that play clique are just stuck
in high school rabble

think, which matures into
a virus which passes as
an excuse for real

thought processing, real new
ideas, like Bay of Pigs, this
God damn Iraq war...

Vietnam, and you
can bet the biggest mistakes
in history were made by more
that one man in kind

can u picture Doc
Doom in an artist's smock! "I'll
paint a Doom picture

then, I will take the
art show over with gesso
dada commandos"

Stimulating words
Hi, mount madonna mama
So nice to read you

Every now and then
We all need a nemesis
To wake us up! Yes?
*
As Dancing Moma
You took some offence
Your really shouldn

it took some wise words
from a young woman and some
guinness to write this...

to repeat the same
mistakes over time, but death
makes the retrospect

alas, how are my squares
doing tonight? swing and dad
io, swing from the noose!

turn up the voltage
opteron and on and on
go high but don't fry

pelvis buried head
beyond a savory meal
a pubic flossing

vanity revealed
dross versus introspection
a guilty forum

back when i loved you
this was my favorite way to
echo those feelings

mean eyed cat tonight
eileen's birthday will be right
just watch and see. nine.

A fluid descent
Awash in distilled spirits
Horrid vertigo

New forbidden dance
The Holy War Dance Party
Come and take the heat

blessed are the geeks
for they shall inherit bits
that others ignore

Sucks, his movies do
Coat-tails of Spielberg he rides
Scary hair has he

you'll find it sitting
down under the equator
rollick and venom

nothing of the kind
stet pro ratione voluntas
in pursuance of

take your thoroughfare
under the auspices of
a side wind cherry

throat packed with warble
rending warp from weave in wait
she dreams of hatchlings

people are afraid
it differs from there normal
aliens are coming

old dogs lay around
treats are in the kid's pocket
it still lies around

the concerned person
can't even read the name right
glad I'm not your friend

wafting aimlessly
a drift waits to lay it down
grasses can't cover

and the watchers moan
cry in vain they not take lead
SEE no stronger leads

Those are simple quotes
from some fantastic movies
by George Lucas

I actually liked
your dancing Haikus alot
but now I don't know

lead by example
that's the way to a good life
not spreading disdain

from a mom dancer
experienced in all forms
arrogance sweat stinx!!

Max

I can

Loads of bad Haikus lately

That lot was boring
Taught me nothing at all
You neither I guess

feel the Force flow.Yes.
Through the Force, things you will see
The future...the past

not wise to upset
droids don't pull people's arms out
only wookies do

A new lightsaber.
Your skills are complete, indeed
you are powerful

Always two there are,
no more, no less: a master
and an apprentice.

All his life has he
looked away... to the future,
to the horizon