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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

"Nappy-headed hos."
Imus is an idiot.
Now, get over it.


"Nappy-headed hos."
Much ado about nothing.
It's time to move on.
Haiku # 38615, April 11, 2007 8:07 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
my great friend's car door
has been denting my van door
she's mad that I asked

this makes me turn
I need 48 hours
a time to sort this



Haiku # 38614, April 11, 2007 9:57 am ET
by hmm
to be moody is
to have moments of great joy
and moments of mad

inspired despair, but
most moods fall inbetween, yes
make mind moody's, hmm?
Haiku # 38613, April 10, 2007 8:51 pm ET
by Mox
the celebrities
are not gods but are the great
influence, but so

ordinary deep down
with quirks, kindness. I'm glad we
have Eddie Murphy

for his name is great
and that man makes life truly
worth living to see
Haiku # 38612, April 10, 2007 9:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I tend to see the rev.
Al Sharpton as a sort of
McCarthy type, when

the controversy
dies down, then the voices go
the dead forgotten
Haiku # 38611, April 10, 2007 9:22 am ET
by Mox
the demons swear from a
body of a little girl
in "The Exorcist"

the point was to show
evil, Borat? to show the
absurd, art is sight
Haiku # 38610, April 10, 2007 9:21 am ET
by Mox
go faster you fool
i rev up my opteron
twenty-five percent

at stock voltages
i crank out those megahertz
sweet as super-pi

nary a blue screen
idling at thirty degrees
i am such a nerd
Haiku # 38609, April 10, 2007 2:45 am ET
by ash
paris said something
and nobody seemed to notice
the world we live in....
Haiku # 38608, April 9, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by watch your mouth
sounds like the ghosts of
don henley stalk the airwaves
of 80's memories
Haiku # 38606, April 9, 2007 8:06 pm ET
by Mox
what happens after
dirty laundry gets washed up
nothing it's a bore
Haiku # 38605, April 9, 2007 5:45 pm ET
by kick em ..
he once said to me
without trust there is no love
then he broke my heart

Haiku # 38604, April 9, 2007 4:59 pm ET
by stayed, forgave & questionned
the spirit of the
union of two souls if not
broken, is endless
Haiku # 38603, April 9, 2007 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
I have a huge ache
center of my shoulder blades
body sabotage
Haiku # 38602, April 9, 2007 11:24 am ET
by gotta stretch it out
speed licketysplit
mouth lapping at such a pace
it cuts you in two
Haiku # 38601, April 9, 2007 11:09 am ET
by snake tongue
older men younger men
age sometimes means not a thing
depends though don't it

met a younger man
he had more charm strength and grace
than some older gents

you just never know
when time is going to hit you
what then will you do?
Haiku # 38600, April 9, 2007 11:06 am ET
by power of the mind
Love Courtship Romance
Are they not worth some respect?
There
Haiku # 38599, April 9, 2007 9:54 am ET
by Dancing Fool
lasting impressions
romantic nights with sweet love
I'm such a sucker
Haiku # 38598, April 8, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by all about that drivel..
Lovely ambiance
Great music superb dancers
Beautiful woman

Was so good I thought
I
Haiku # 38597, April 8, 2007 10:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am learning what
reading and understanding
the mental, of yours

numbers and givens
alone hands or are friends real
testing the water
Haiku # 38596, April 8, 2007 3:50 am ET
by it is allright
A poem for Stuart
a for sure jack ass.. who knew??
incredible sloth
Haiku # 38595, April 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by venting for me
he: the best defense
then she: is a strong offense
collective one strong

they: give it a rest
she: (keeps quiet aware)
him: (smiles and laughs)

Haiku # 38594, April 8, 2007 1:39 am ET
by went to the store
have a wink of bless
drain the cup of misery
with cheer ache pleasure
Haiku # 38593, April 7, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by I wanna go fishing again
if this is easter
where are wester and norther
perhaps they've gone south
Haiku # 38592, April 7, 2007 7:53 am ET
by ash
need millions, retire??
not really look at cousin
broke and don't do shit
Haiku # 38591, April 6, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mousey May
feeble badinage
amid the lame entourage
HBO doth blow
Haiku # 38590, April 6, 2007 5:39 pm ET
by Lush
Dance till late again
Although one thirty pm
My bed beckons me

Dance twice on Friday
Dance seven days a week now
Soon be obsessive
Haiku # 38589, April 6, 2007 8:14 am ET
by Dancing Fool
coyotes howling
although while my eyes are closed
it is CATS I see
Haiku # 38588, April 5, 2007 3:37 am ET
by right outside my window
no star has fallen
cascading from heaven's hold
where my trip clears these

it was his alter
those king's and knights weilded swords
upon the fair seas

I say hello dear
he asks me what is my fear
the wall is built strong

not much of nothing
could forever size in all
everything falls.........

love delivers
IT dances devilishly
is love it? what is...
Haiku # 38587, April 5, 2007 2:36 am ET
by on the other side
to seek love is the
harshest but greatest task of
the human being

which causes the great
joys and sufferings of this
present world we live...in
Haiku # 38586, April 4, 2007 9:23 pm ET
by Mox
Fond Memories


She's a six. Dates eights.
She can do better than me.
Told me I'm a one.

Told her "I am not."
I said "I'm at least a two."
She burst out laughing

Hot or Not web site.
I'm Definitely Not Hot.
My rating: a Two.

She scarred me for life
That evil cold heartened witch
I am to a two

Asked her for a dance
She looked me up and down. "No!"
"You're too ugly to be seen with. Now go away."

Haiku # 38585, April 4, 2007 8:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Wonderful dancer
Responsive but controlled
She
Haiku # 38584, April 4, 2007 9:02 am ET
by William Nippress
choice at own sweet will
without a rhyme or reason
induldging my mood
Haiku # 38583, April 3, 2007 2:12 pm ET
by baked crackers
when a soul stops to
relax and get off the ger-
bil wheel, there's more ground
Haiku # 38582, April 3, 2007 8:20 am ET
by Mox
I don't know if folks
who let their jobs rule their lives
know what it is to...

well, live...putting off
tomorrow for a dollar
a life of paychecked...
Haiku # 38581, April 2, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by Mox
Hard work and planning
ensures a future pay off.
LazY pays off NoW !! :)
Haiku # 38580, April 2, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by doh dee doh dee doh
the penalty to
overstay the welcome, contempt
familiarity

tested social in
a test tube, experiment
dissected by words
Haiku # 38579, April 2, 2007 11:16 am ET
by Mox
can we play with the
tools of the gods, madness, earth
dancing with her fires...
Haiku # 38578, April 2, 2007 11:13 am ET
by Mox
I feel the knife go
in again and again so
lost I am, to life
Haiku # 38577, April 1, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by mox
you read it here first
and now life imitates art
suck that, sweet jesus

check out an oldie but a prescient one :
http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=3258

then check today's link under ash :-)

Haiku # 38576, April 1, 2007 12:58 am ET
by ash
into the wetness
a mighty hunter goes down
spear the bearded clam
Haiku # 38575, March 31, 2007 8:11 pm ET
by ash
bear with a sore paw
gloom, unkindest cut of all
heavy woe-be gone
Haiku # 38574, March 31, 2007 3:57 pm ET
by pshaw by candle waxed panties 69
the twisted world to
which we grow into, bombs, fear
the 1990s seemed

much more mature oddly
like this whole freaking war thing
is a dead lame duck
Haiku # 38573, March 30, 2007 6:08 pm ET
by Mox
an innocent world
roller skates and tickle games
once upon a time

toes and fantasy
bean bags with big holes in them
Tony the Tiger
Haiku # 38572, March 29, 2007 10:39 pm ET
by look out :)
gonna need this
spring and key vague changes
bye March, hi April
Haiku # 38571, March 29, 2007 10:32 pm ET
by a couple of days
customs of adulthood
are absurd, children's games
oddly make much more sense
Haiku # 38570, March 29, 2007 10:20 pm ET
by Mox
twinkle in your eye
blue skys are so beautiful
a new adventure
Haiku # 38569, March 29, 2007 4:51 pm ET
by flying forever
steady homewardbound
destiny bridges take stand
peaceful surrender
Haiku # 38568, March 29, 2007 11:58 am ET
by as needed
I need to let you people go
I just do
Haiku # 38567, March 29, 2007 11:27 am ET
by Mox
he who seeks his life shall lose it and he who loses his life shall find it
Haiku # 38566, March 29, 2007 10:11 am ET
by Death
I desire a sense
of joy and complexity
and a feeling of spiritual

release, a connection
with a higher power that
no matter what, the

satanic desire to lash out
or to respond as I did
would all be samsara

we are in the SAME FUCKING
BOAT

Haiku # 38565, March 29, 2007 10:01 am ET
by Mox
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