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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sometimes i'm just right
and other times i just write
homonymously
Haiku # 38423 March 10, 2007 11:55 pm ET
by ash
where there is a sheep
oh well you know what comes next
the circle of life
Haiku # 38422 March 10, 2007 5:26 pm ET
by hmm
I dunno man, I'm just
a sheep waiting to be sheared
wool on my own eyes
Haiku # 38421 March 10, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Mox
meet the prop. master
spreading his thoughts with pride on
unsuspecting sheep
Haiku # 38420 March 10, 2007 12:25 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey....Bhaaaaaaa
propaganda master
liquid titanium words flow
chemical solvent
Haiku # 38419 March 10, 2007 12:15 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey, a.k.a. the Melting Pot
in the tides of time
when all poets and critics
go silent, all is left

is words, some burned in
reichstags, others left in caves
to discover, tanakhs...

yet others remain
tall tales and parables the
etchings on stone time...
Haiku # 38418 March 8, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Mox
the human gull pokes
and scavenges to some souls
seeking to peck the skin

to get a taste of
the wounds to feed empty dead
meaningless dry souls
Haiku # 38417 March 7, 2007 7:06 pm ET
by Mox
Fundamentally
Dancing close with a woman
Is bliss in itself!

But even higher
To commune with our partner
Tango connection

The human response
We
Haiku # 38416 March 7, 2007 8:44 am ET
by William Nippress
What, when its eaten
Gives you nothing but sorrow
Wedding cake! What ells?
Haiku # 38415 March 7, 2007 8:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Scrabble for cover
Bullets fly like consonnants
Adam's ears resound
Haiku # 38414 March 7, 2007 1:27 am ET
by Mochila
My name is Victor
This is my first haiku song
It has been much fun
Haiku # 38413 March 7, 2007 1:23 am ET
by Victor
I was asked today
if I had skeletons in my
closet, funny, I

thought my skeleton
was inside my body last
I knew, but, oh well
Haiku # 38412 March 6, 2007 4:46 pm ET
by Mox
it lies in a shell
hors-d'oeuvre in street rat mouth jaws
nouroushing small treat
Haiku # 38411 March 6, 2007 4:30 pm ET
by nut
interesting person
many different aspects
like steppenwolf by

mr hermann hesse
many aspects, as gemstones
faces on many sides...
Haiku # 38410 March 6, 2007 10:50 am ET
by Mox
now i kiss a whale
go riding upon his tail
yippie he's my slave
Haiku # 38409 March 6, 2007 2:22 am ET
by bone saw
intimate insights
friends and family view
book due out in june
Haiku # 38408 March 6, 2007 12:30 am ET
by ohhh..i c..Dylan
open my blind door
thus far..through a crack i see
round and round she goes
Haiku # 38407 March 6, 2007 12:19 am ET
by just a knob
i must say indeed
i'de have you to know upon
the alter..and the moon
Haiku # 38406 March 5, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by it
pepperoni pizza
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Haiku # 38405 March 5, 2007 5:45 pm ET
by pepperoni pizza of ha
u r gay
Haiku # 38404 March 5, 2007 5:38 pm ET
by asdadwa of awdawdaw
it was excellent
jesus spoke in parables
dylan does as well
Haiku # 38403 March 5, 2007 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
I just try to show
what preachers said
and what they do

don't get me wrong,
that's not what i think
but it's hard to explain in 3 lines
Haiku # 38402 March 5, 2007 1:38 pm ET
by A misunderstood & sorry Poet
I save my hatred
for myself, love the homo
and the musclemen

that's a lot of q-
ran to lift you dig, just get
the shovel, spread the shit
Haiku # 38401 March 5, 2007 11:16 am ET
by Mox
I must love everyone
the preacher say
(except musulmans & homos)
Haiku # 38400 March 5, 2007 8:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gotta love the freeze
above canada, the ice
sheets practicing for

the next age of ice
sang in Dylan, and on it
comes, warm to coldness
Haiku # 38399 March 4, 2007 7:13 pm ET
by Mox
some noise in the world
carried away by strong passion
ah, cannot be helped
Haiku # 38398 March 4, 2007 3:18 pm ET
by tune of a mood
well, the big storms come
but after all the ice and hail
bluster, branches

down, the light melts this
crust of hard water away
as with each spring tide

this is what I see showing
in the attitudes here
Haiku # 38397 March 4, 2007 10:34 am ET
by Mox
feel so good tonight
like a new scent in my hair
smiling overcomes
Haiku # 38396 March 4, 2007 3:57 am ET
by mmmhmmmm~~~
benzo diaz taunts
i believed him to be dead
post acute bastard
Haiku # 38395 March 3, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by ap
his words tore through me
his mind prisms the light
his eyes always change
Haiku # 38394 March 3, 2007 10:15 pm ET
by I love him
fly off the handle
after the witch wapped it
hard
leaving splatter juice
Haiku # 38393 March 3, 2007 4:07 pm ET
by grumpy glum
I have cramps today
that's simplicity of life
breed me some happy

oh and you big guy
yeah you with the bird tattoo
she's a lucky girl :)



Haiku # 38392 March 3, 2007 4:02 pm ET
by anyone got some ibuprofen?
the same person who
has the same name or style change
i feel is on me

the game only ends
when one stops playing, and life
don't talk to me about it...
Haiku # 38391 March 3, 2007 3:49 pm ET
by MoxVin
shouldest love his tongue
murmuring vulgarian
kenspeckle serac
Haiku # 38390 March 3, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by assonance of obvious cheese
there's often people
who seem to add their own ills
to my own problems
Haiku # 38389 March 3, 2007 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
insecurity
frightens shy like a fish
and she does.know it
Haiku # 38388 March 2, 2007 9:08 pm ET
by off and on
throw my boardgame down
:0 your back sword's so damned fussy
the alla breve is..
Haiku # 38387 March 2, 2007 8:59 pm ET
by quintessence
one hand cynical
creatures, five fingers, bj...
one hand full of hope
Haiku # 38386 March 2, 2007 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
Damned sobriety
Cruel mistress, clarity
Crave oblivian
Haiku # 38385 March 2, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Lush
I wonder what's uo
with donald rumsfeld now that
he's out of office
Haiku # 38384 March 2, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Mox
at first try to use
fear to invoke suicide
so the work is cool

and easy, for life is
cheap to those who play the game
those who do not live
Haiku # 38383 March 2, 2007 10:22 am ET
by Mox
as for the jokes I
think someone is trying to be
adam sandler here

examples: my monkey has a huge you know...or...
Haiku # 38381 March 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by Mox
when in doubt, and in
check, blow the fucking chess board
to all smithereens
Haiku # 38380 March 2, 2007 10:18 am ET
by Mox
when the game players
found him, they found him in a pool
of his own blood

case closed, good job
captain, one more soul in hell
one more waiting for
Haiku # 38379 March 2, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Mox
she was bedraggled
a formailty indeed
rag-time rhythm done
Haiku # 38378 March 1, 2007 9:46 pm ET
by ripped skirt
he scream's God's hooks
the gable falls and hit's wood
then a refined grin
Haiku # 38377 March 1, 2007 9:42 pm ET
by forgive
tracking the new game
brilliant detectives have nose
sleughhounds today
Haiku # 38376 March 1, 2007 9:36 pm ET
by Papparazzi
they've named this beast
John Smith and Pocahontas
much like a badger
Haiku # 38375 March 1, 2007 9:32 pm ET
by Aroughcun
one to another
your size fits into the next
and another and..
Haiku # 38374 March 1, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Chinese boxes
last intensity
expression often extreme
burning with feeling
Haiku # 38373 March 1, 2007 9:24 pm ET
by fringe benefit