Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

What, when its eaten
Gives you nothing but sorrow
Wedding cake! What ells?
Haiku # 38415, March 7, 2007 8:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Scrabble for cover
Bullets fly like consonnants
Adam's ears resound
Haiku # 38414, March 7, 2007 1:27 am ET
by Mochila
My name is Victor
This is my first haiku song
It has been much fun
Haiku # 38413, March 7, 2007 1:23 am ET
by Victor
I was asked today
if I had skeletons in my
closet, funny, I

thought my skeleton
was inside my body last
I knew, but, oh well
Haiku # 38412, March 6, 2007 4:46 pm ET
by Mox
it lies in a shell
hors-d'oeuvre in street rat mouth jaws
nouroushing small treat
Haiku # 38411, March 6, 2007 4:30 pm ET
by nut
interesting person
many different aspects
like steppenwolf by

mr hermann hesse
many aspects, as gemstones
faces on many sides...
Haiku # 38410, March 6, 2007 10:50 am ET
by Mox
now i kiss a whale
go riding upon his tail
yippie he's my slave
Haiku # 38409, March 6, 2007 2:22 am ET
by bone saw
intimate insights
friends and family view
book due out in june
Haiku # 38408, March 6, 2007 12:30 am ET
by ohhh..i c..Dylan
open my blind door
thus far..through a crack i see
round and round she goes
Haiku # 38407, March 6, 2007 12:19 am ET
by just a knob
i must say indeed
i'de have you to know upon
the alter..and the moon
Haiku # 38406, March 5, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by it
pepperoni pizza
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Haiku # 38405, March 5, 2007 5:45 pm ET
by pepperoni pizza of ha
u r gay
Haiku # 38404, March 5, 2007 5:38 pm ET
by asdadwa of awdawdaw
it was excellent
jesus spoke in parables
dylan does as well
Haiku # 38403, March 5, 2007 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
I just try to show
what preachers said
and what they do

don't get me wrong,
that's not what i think
but it's hard to explain in 3 lines
Haiku # 38402, March 5, 2007 1:38 pm ET
by A misunderstood & sorry Poet
I save my hatred
for myself, love the homo
and the musclemen

that's a lot of q-
ran to lift you dig, just get
the shovel, spread the shit
Haiku # 38401, March 5, 2007 11:16 am ET
by Mox
I must love everyone
the preacher say
(except musulmans & homos)
Haiku # 38400, March 5, 2007 8:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gotta love the freeze
above canada, the ice
sheets practicing for

the next age of ice
sang in Dylan, and on it
comes, warm to coldness
Haiku # 38399, March 4, 2007 7:13 pm ET
by Mox
some noise in the world
carried away by strong passion
ah, cannot be helped
Haiku # 38398, March 4, 2007 3:18 pm ET
by tune of a mood
well, the big storms come
but after all the ice and hail
bluster, branches

down, the light melts this
crust of hard water away
as with each spring tide

this is what I see showing
in the attitudes here
Haiku # 38397, March 4, 2007 10:34 am ET
by Mox
feel so good tonight
like a new scent in my hair
smiling overcomes
Haiku # 38396, March 4, 2007 3:57 am ET
by mmmhmmmm~~~
benzo diaz taunts
i believed him to be dead
post acute bastard
Haiku # 38395, March 3, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by ap
his words tore through me
his mind prisms the light
his eyes always change
Haiku # 38394, March 3, 2007 10:15 pm ET
by I love him
fly off the handle
after the witch wapped it
hard
leaving splatter juice
Haiku # 38393, March 3, 2007 4:07 pm ET
by grumpy glum
I have cramps today
that's simplicity of life
breed me some happy

oh and you big guy
yeah you with the bird tattoo
she's a lucky girl :)



Haiku # 38392, March 3, 2007 4:02 pm ET
by anyone got some ibuprofen?
the same person who
has the same name or style change
i feel is on me

the game only ends
when one stops playing, and life
don't talk to me about it...
Haiku # 38391, March 3, 2007 3:49 pm ET
by MoxVin
shouldest love his tongue
murmuring vulgarian
kenspeckle serac
Haiku # 38390, March 3, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by assonance of obvious cheese
there's often people
who seem to add their own ills
to my own problems
Haiku # 38389, March 3, 2007 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
insecurity
frightens shy like a fish
and she does.know it
Haiku # 38388, March 2, 2007 9:08 pm ET
by off and on
throw my boardgame down
:0 your back sword's so damned fussy
the alla breve is..
Haiku # 38387, March 2, 2007 8:59 pm ET
by quintessence
one hand cynical
creatures, five fingers, bj...
one hand full of hope
Haiku # 38386, March 2, 2007 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
Damned sobriety
Cruel mistress, clarity
Crave oblivian
Haiku # 38385, March 2, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Lush
I wonder what's uo
with donald rumsfeld now that
he's out of office
Haiku # 38384, March 2, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Mox
at first try to use
fear to invoke suicide
so the work is cool

and easy, for life is
cheap to those who play the game
those who do not live
Haiku # 38383, March 2, 2007 10:22 am ET
by Mox
as for the jokes I
think someone is trying to be
adam sandler here

examples: my monkey has a huge you know...or...
Haiku # 38381, March 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by Mox
when in doubt, and in
check, blow the fucking chess board
to all smithereens
Haiku # 38380, March 2, 2007 10:18 am ET
by Mox
when the game players
found him, they found him in a pool
of his own blood

case closed, good job
captain, one more soul in hell
one more waiting for
Haiku # 38379, March 2, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Mox
she was bedraggled
a formailty indeed
rag-time rhythm done
Haiku # 38378, March 1, 2007 9:46 pm ET
by ripped skirt
he scream's God's hooks
the gable falls and hit's wood
then a refined grin
Haiku # 38377, March 1, 2007 9:42 pm ET
by forgive
tracking the new game
brilliant detectives have nose
sleughhounds today
Haiku # 38376, March 1, 2007 9:36 pm ET
by Papparazzi
they've named this beast
John Smith and Pocahontas
much like a badger
Haiku # 38375, March 1, 2007 9:32 pm ET
by Aroughcun
one to another
your size fits into the next
and another and..
Haiku # 38374, March 1, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Chinese boxes
last intensity
expression often extreme
burning with feeling
Haiku # 38373, March 1, 2007 9:24 pm ET
by fringe benefit
the rules are fixed
mind men different sequence
eschec, try the king
Haiku # 38372, March 1, 2007 9:21 pm ET
by capture
his skills in objects
manipulates the order
tossing trickery
Haiku # 38371, March 1, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by joculator
luster of glory
captivating opulence
brilliant is glitter
Haiku # 38370, March 1, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by globoid rock
wouldn't you know it
i go away for a while
and this shit happens
Haiku # 38369, March 1, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 38368, March 1, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by bonana of bonana
adrian has a bigger pussy then the grand canyon america
Haiku # 38367, March 1, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by im a fat pussy of 10 pussy streat
hi adrian
nice poem
eat my shit
Haiku # 38366, March 1, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by shit of pooville
you r so gay its not funny
ya mum is so gay its not funny
your dad is so gay its not funny
you bigbrother is so gayits not funny

age is so gay its not funny

o yeh and duncan is a dumb shit
Haiku # 38365, March 1, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
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