Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
benzo diaz taunts
i believed him to be dead
post acute bastard
Haiku # 38395 March 3, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by ap
his words tore through me
his mind prisms the light
his eyes always change
Haiku # 38394 March 3, 2007 10:15 pm ET
by I love him
fly off the handle
after the witch wapped it
hard
leaving splatter juice
Haiku # 38393 March 3, 2007 4:07 pm ET
by grumpy glum
I have cramps today
that's simplicity of life
breed me some happy

oh and you big guy
yeah you with the bird tattoo
she's a lucky girl :)



Haiku # 38392 March 3, 2007 4:02 pm ET
by anyone got some ibuprofen?
the same person who
has the same name or style change
i feel is on me

the game only ends
when one stops playing, and life
don't talk to me about it...
Haiku # 38391 March 3, 2007 3:49 pm ET
by MoxVin
shouldest love his tongue
murmuring vulgarian
kenspeckle serac
Haiku # 38390 March 3, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by assonance of obvious cheese
there's often people
who seem to add their own ills
to my own problems
Haiku # 38389 March 3, 2007 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
insecurity
frightens shy like a fish
and she does.know it
Haiku # 38388 March 2, 2007 9:08 pm ET
by off and on
throw my boardgame down
:0 your back sword's so damned fussy
the alla breve is..
Haiku # 38387 March 2, 2007 8:59 pm ET
by quintessence
one hand cynical
creatures, five fingers, bj...
one hand full of hope
Haiku # 38386 March 2, 2007 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
Damned sobriety
Cruel mistress, clarity
Crave oblivian
Haiku # 38385 March 2, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Lush
I wonder what's uo
with donald rumsfeld now that
he's out of office
Haiku # 38384 March 2, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Mox
at first try to use
fear to invoke suicide
so the work is cool

and easy, for life is
cheap to those who play the game
those who do not live
Haiku # 38383 March 2, 2007 10:22 am ET
by Mox
as for the jokes I
think someone is trying to be
adam sandler here

examples: my monkey has a huge you know...or...
Haiku # 38381 March 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by Mox
when in doubt, and in
check, blow the fucking chess board
to all smithereens
Haiku # 38380 March 2, 2007 10:18 am ET
by Mox
when the game players
found him, they found him in a pool
of his own blood

case closed, good job
captain, one more soul in hell
one more waiting for
Haiku # 38379 March 2, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Mox
she was bedraggled
a formailty indeed
rag-time rhythm done
Haiku # 38378 March 1, 2007 9:46 pm ET
by ripped skirt
he scream's God's hooks
the gable falls and hit's wood
then a refined grin
Haiku # 38377 March 1, 2007 9:42 pm ET
by forgive
tracking the new game
brilliant detectives have nose
sleughhounds today
Haiku # 38376 March 1, 2007 9:36 pm ET
by Papparazzi
they've named this beast
John Smith and Pocahontas
much like a badger
Haiku # 38375 March 1, 2007 9:32 pm ET
by Aroughcun
one to another
your size fits into the next
and another and..
Haiku # 38374 March 1, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Chinese boxes
last intensity
expression often extreme
burning with feeling
Haiku # 38373 March 1, 2007 9:24 pm ET
by fringe benefit
the rules are fixed
mind men different sequence
eschec, try the king
Haiku # 38372 March 1, 2007 9:21 pm ET
by capture
his skills in objects
manipulates the order
tossing trickery
Haiku # 38371 March 1, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by joculator
luster of glory
captivating opulence
brilliant is glitter
Haiku # 38370 March 1, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by globoid rock
wouldn't you know it
i go away for a while
and this shit happens
Haiku # 38369 March 1, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 38368 March 1, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by bonana of bonana
adrian has a bigger pussy then the grand canyon america
Haiku # 38367 March 1, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by im a fat pussy of 10 pussy streat
hi adrian
nice poem
eat my shit
Haiku # 38366 March 1, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by shit of pooville
you r so gay its not funny
ya mum is so gay its not funny
your dad is so gay its not funny
you bigbrother is so gayits not funny

age is so gay its not funny

o yeh and duncan is a dumb shit
Haiku # 38365 March 1, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
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Haiku # 38364 March 1, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by ueuiufgy78rt7fg7uitgb78buifeu8gbubyyrbuigrtbuutnvutfguifguuiwerbuiwer789gb7urtb789srt898urtbu89rtbu89tbu89buibui fcifgvjhifgv of r67cserguy8sdfuygsdfuysdfysdfuigyrsyuisdruisdrybifgvsuibytg89ybf78437f89 fdhbfbhhnkdfkg7yr89g7e89547897rgyuhuhtuytgjhrtjhrjhjkjk
bang bang penertrate my sex life is great
Haiku # 38363 March 1, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by um of um
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Haiku # 38362 March 1, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
i drip
i drop
i dripitydrop
Haiku # 38361 March 1, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by the hole of ya mum
Max
Is
Gay

Age
is
gay

Duncan
is
a
dumb
shit
Haiku # 38360 March 1, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
hi,mate,
ur fucking gay,
goodbye,mate!
Haiku # 38359 March 1, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by mate of fuckville
my penis is the size of india with all its people
Haiku # 38358 March 1, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by funky vagina of faginal passages
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haiku # 38357 March 1, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
vagina vagin
vagina vagina va
vagina vagin
Haiku # 38356 March 1, 2007 6:37 pm ET
by hole of pussy ville
you r a wanka da da da da da
Haiku # 38355 March 1, 2007 6:37 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
penis penis pen
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penis penis pen
Haiku # 38354 March 1, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by penis of dickland
I am really bored,
Why is there nothing to do?
Please help me someone.
Haiku # 38353 March 1, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by homer of springfield
my penis is as large as china
would u like to touch would u i had it surcomsized which is where they cut your penis
in half and tie it into a little bow tie i also have
a brown bannana that has mold on it and smells like funky fish with rotten eggs
Haiku # 38352 March 1, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by funky man of funkyvill
My name is duncan,
I'm a gay shit,
I like men to.
Haiku # 38351 March 1, 2007 6:32 pm ET
by duncan the shit of hi
i am a dickface
with a vagina
you are a loser
Haiku # 38350 March 1, 2007 6:30 pm ET
by loser of jnhvhjb
eat me eat u
take me down if u can
thunder bomb
lighting sleep
lighting tornado
Haiku # 38349 March 1, 2007 6:30 pm ET
by pika poka pokemon is gay of ketchum residence
wo cho cho cho cho cho
Haiku # 38348 March 1, 2007 6:29 pm ET
by wo cho cho cho of wo cho cho cho
last words (likely)...but
I just realized there are far more
important things than this

Haiku # 38347 March 1, 2007 6:28 pm ET
by Mox
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-
Haiku # 38346 March 1, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
age is gay lol ahahahahah
Haiku # 38345 March 1, 2007 6:26 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill