Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

insecurity
frightens shy like a fish
and she does.know it
Haiku # 38388, March 2, 2007 9:08 pm ET
by off and on
throw my boardgame down
:0 your back sword's so damned fussy
the alla breve is..
Haiku # 38387, March 2, 2007 8:59 pm ET
by quintessence
one hand cynical
creatures, five fingers, bj...
one hand full of hope
Haiku # 38386, March 2, 2007 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
Damned sobriety
Cruel mistress, clarity
Crave oblivian
Haiku # 38385, March 2, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Lush
I wonder what's uo
with donald rumsfeld now that
he's out of office
Haiku # 38384, March 2, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Mox
at first try to use
fear to invoke suicide
so the work is cool

and easy, for life is
cheap to those who play the game
those who do not live
Haiku # 38383, March 2, 2007 10:22 am ET
by Mox
as for the jokes I
think someone is trying to be
adam sandler here

examples: my monkey has a huge you know...or...
Haiku # 38381, March 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by Mox
when in doubt, and in
check, blow the fucking chess board
to all smithereens
Haiku # 38380, March 2, 2007 10:18 am ET
by Mox
when the game players
found him, they found him in a pool
of his own blood

case closed, good job
captain, one more soul in hell
one more waiting for
Haiku # 38379, March 2, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Mox
she was bedraggled
a formailty indeed
rag-time rhythm done
Haiku # 38378, March 1, 2007 9:46 pm ET
by ripped skirt
he scream's God's hooks
the gable falls and hit's wood
then a refined grin
Haiku # 38377, March 1, 2007 9:42 pm ET
by forgive
tracking the new game
brilliant detectives have nose
sleughhounds today
Haiku # 38376, March 1, 2007 9:36 pm ET
by Papparazzi
they've named this beast
John Smith and Pocahontas
much like a badger
Haiku # 38375, March 1, 2007 9:32 pm ET
by Aroughcun
one to another
your size fits into the next
and another and..
Haiku # 38374, March 1, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Chinese boxes
last intensity
expression often extreme
burning with feeling
Haiku # 38373, March 1, 2007 9:24 pm ET
by fringe benefit
the rules are fixed
mind men different sequence
eschec, try the king
Haiku # 38372, March 1, 2007 9:21 pm ET
by capture
his skills in objects
manipulates the order
tossing trickery
Haiku # 38371, March 1, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by joculator
luster of glory
captivating opulence
brilliant is glitter
Haiku # 38370, March 1, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by globoid rock
wouldn't you know it
i go away for a while
and this shit happens
Haiku # 38369, March 1, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 38368, March 1, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by bonana of bonana
adrian has a bigger pussy then the grand canyon america
Haiku # 38367, March 1, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by im a fat pussy of 10 pussy streat
hi adrian
nice poem
eat my shit
Haiku # 38366, March 1, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by shit of pooville
you r so gay its not funny
ya mum is so gay its not funny
your dad is so gay its not funny
you bigbrother is so gayits not funny

age is so gay its not funny

o yeh and duncan is a dumb shit
Haiku # 38365, March 1, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
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Haiku # 38364, March 1, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by ueuiufgy78rt7fg7uitgb78buifeu8gbubyyrbuigrtbuutnvutfguifguuiwerbuiwer789gb7urtb789srt898urtbu89rtbu89tbu89buibui fcifgvjhifgv of r67cserguy8sdfuygsdfuysdfysdfuigyrsyuisdruisdrybifgvsuibytg89ybf78437f89 fdhbfbhhnkdfkg7yr89g7e89547897rgyuhuhtuytgjhrtjhrjhjkjk
bang bang penertrate my sex life is great
Haiku # 38363, March 1, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by um of um
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suidgfisdfgsduy
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shifiusdghfsd
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kdhgjksdhfguisdy
seiufgsijhfgsfj
sjkfhgsdjfgs
kjsdfgisuodftgksdfu

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skd
Haiku # 38362, March 1, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
i drip
i drop
i dripitydrop
Haiku # 38361, March 1, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by the hole of ya mum
Max
Is
Gay

Age
is
gay

Duncan
is
a
dumb
shit
Haiku # 38360, March 1, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
hi,mate,
ur fucking gay,
goodbye,mate!
Haiku # 38359, March 1, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by mate of fuckville
my penis is the size of india with all its people
Haiku # 38358, March 1, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by funky vagina of faginal passages
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haiku # 38357, March 1, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
vagina vagin
vagina vagina va
vagina vagin
Haiku # 38356, March 1, 2007 6:37 pm ET
by hole of pussy ville
you r a wanka da da da da da
Haiku # 38355, March 1, 2007 6:37 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
penis penis pen
penis penis penis pen
penis penis pen
Haiku # 38354, March 1, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by penis of dickland
I am really bored,
Why is there nothing to do?
Please help me someone.
Haiku # 38353, March 1, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by homer of springfield
my penis is as large as china
would u like to touch would u i had it surcomsized which is where they cut your penis
in half and tie it into a little bow tie i also have
a brown bannana that has mold on it and smells like funky fish with rotten eggs
Haiku # 38352, March 1, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by funky man of funkyvill
My name is duncan,
I'm a gay shit,
I like men to.
Haiku # 38351, March 1, 2007 6:32 pm ET
by duncan the shit of hi
i am a dickface
with a vagina
you are a loser
Haiku # 38350, March 1, 2007 6:30 pm ET
by loser of jnhvhjb
eat me eat u
take me down if u can
thunder bomb
lighting sleep
lighting tornado
Haiku # 38349, March 1, 2007 6:30 pm ET
by pika poka pokemon is gay of ketchum residence
wo cho cho cho cho cho
Haiku # 38348, March 1, 2007 6:29 pm ET
by wo cho cho cho of wo cho cho cho
last words (likely)...but
I just realized there are far more
important things than this

Haiku # 38347, March 1, 2007 6:28 pm ET
by Mox
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-
Haiku # 38346, March 1, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
age is gay lol ahahahahah
Haiku # 38345, March 1, 2007 6:26 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
i take u to the candy shop
u get to suck my gillicock
the candy my gilicock
Haiku # 38344, March 1, 2007 6:25 pm ET
by ya face of dickvill
what are you a bunch
of "Republicans?", saying "seig heil bush?"
or are you poets?

tell me! I know I am
tell me what you will

words?
Haiku # 38343, March 1, 2007 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
why don't you just add
another website, if you can
that promotes "free verse"

an idea? or I could
and thus understand the hassle
you could fuck with me

and give me a taste
of my own medicine
however, I think u just

WANT ME TO GO AWAY
dur
Haiku # 38342, March 1, 2007 11:17 am ET
by Mox
when asked to do what
others do not want, we would still
be in caves, fucking goats

and thinking the world
is flat and leviathan might
gobble up switzerland
Haiku # 38341, March 1, 2007 10:59 am ET
by Mox
we don't communicate
and you are probably not
the audience I should try

to obtain
Haiku # 38340, March 1, 2007 10:57 am ET
by Mox
I will take my poetry
somewhere else then
I am not a haikuist
Haiku # 38339, March 1, 2007 10:56 am ET
by Mox
Hey mox take a pill
Your poetry is too long
Jesus fucking christ
Haiku # 38338, March 1, 2007 10:11 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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