Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

There are many sports
But darts get my vote for the
Ugliest players?
Haiku # 38022, January 10, 2007 11:56 am ET
by would you buy a used car from one?
The darts starts at 12!
But that means that I have got
One more hour to waste
Haiku # 38021, January 9, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by An alumnus of Noises
You wanna be joined
In Holy Acrimony?
It's your funeral.
Haiku # 38020, January 9, 2007 4:26 pm ET
by Lush
LMAO
ROTFL
GMBO
Haiku # 38019, January 9, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
How
Haiku # 38018, January 9, 2007 8:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it was just a dream
a change over the spirit
or so it may seem
Haiku # 38017, January 8, 2007 8:05 pm ET
by finally sleeping
we delude ourselves
dna is a virus
we're just the vector
Haiku # 38016, January 8, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by ash
computer virus
purely destructive life form
life in mans image
Haiku # 38015, January 8, 2007 1:02 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the elderly are
wrong in how they often set
their sights on the wrongs

of their children, and
say this and that and forget
the logs in their eyes
Haiku # 38014, January 7, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
Aim as a dancer
I try to move fluid idly
With grace and some style
*
A middle-aged man
Shuffles by invisible
No one sees him pass
*
Disabled since birth
No self-expression in his
Poor ungainly gait
*
Cannot imagine
How he must want to swap with
Least able of us
*
I
Haiku # 38013, January 7, 2007 7:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Reasonable dancer
I
Haiku # 38012, January 6, 2007 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 38011, January 6, 2007 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
twenty years I've spent
writing letters never sent
for this I repent
Haiku # 38010, January 5, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's a negative
life is not absence of death
it's the things you do
Haiku # 38009, January 5, 2007 1:50 am ET
by ash
what is happiness?
just the absence of sadness?
is there something more?
Haiku # 38008, January 4, 2007 12:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Thanks for the sweet words
Tango, Salsa, and Ballroom
Six days a week now
Haiku # 38007, January 4, 2007 4:54 am ET
by William Nippress of Comming out from under
bringing passion up
is the sweetest endeavor
glad to know you dance
Haiku # 38006, January 4, 2007 12:16 am ET
by .............
what it here I saw
maybe it was over there
or was it a dream

if it was a dream
then I spend too much time here
or so, maybe not
Haiku # 38005, January 4, 2007 12:12 am ET
by alice in wonderland or little mermaid
I could feel nothing
I pushed my emotions down
For Eight years in all
*
Just emotionless
I tended a dying wife
Only way to cope
*
Throughout all this time
Struggled to bring up a child
She has grown up now
*
My wife has now died
In touch with my emotions
They
Haiku # 38004, January 3, 2007 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Knew you
Haiku # 38003, January 2, 2007 12:33 pm ET
by William Nippress of Dee Plee Fab
perhaps I am too
cynical, a moment of
frustration and in

the end kindness like
the waves cresting will wash those
cold hard stones away
Haiku # 38002, January 2, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by Flows Like Water
paradox, kindness
invites abuse, mercy, hate
paradox, anger

invites respect and
fear from those who only know
abuse and murder
Haiku # 38001, January 2, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Mox
keep dancing tango -
perception is all and nowt...
we see what suits us.

pigeon holes don't fit
too square, too small, too smelly
for bold tango men

let static pigeons
coo and bill and see the world
through a fixed square frame

your experience
all belongs wholly to you
enjoy and live it!
Haiku # 38000, January 1, 2007 9:44 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of in Merrowa NSW
Every single day
is the start of a new year,
or the end of one.
Haiku # 37999, January 1, 2007 8:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
New Years Day is myth
it's just any other day
with a sparkling date
Haiku # 37998, January 1, 2007 4:42 pm ET
by SheilaKathy of Florida
and another chick
singing a song with Meatloaf
I want to do that
Haiku # 37997, January 1, 2007 1:42 pm ET
by Damnit oops Darnit
if you did not learn
from the experienced old
you'de still poop your pants
Haiku # 37996, January 1, 2007 1:22 pm ET
by folly or triumph, still a lesson to learn
ride in the whirlwind
direct the eye of the storm
stomache your colors
Haiku # 37995, January 1, 2007 1:19 pm ET
by resolution
new year opens page
thankful for at least the small
do a world of good
Haiku # 37994, January 1, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by devine gift
why it is a lot
of youth embraces wisdom
and age folly, this is

almost like the gens
are seeing the grass is green
failed to see grey/blue

hair on the gen fence
careless or careful, too much
if I try to make

people live my life
rather than live my own as
I had done here once
Haiku # 37993, January 1, 2007 1:11 pm ET
by Mox
Each and every year
Some Impractical People
Set themselves high tasks
*
It
Haiku # 37992, January 1, 2007 7:51 am ET
by William Nippress
what can you tell me
that i don't already know
almost anything
Haiku # 37991, January 1, 2007 5:56 am ET
by ash
with is not there now
read it without the word with
happy new year
Haiku # 37990, December 31, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by mellie
happy new year
last year was kind of swinging
into with the next one
Haiku # 37989, December 31, 2006 10:36 am ET
by mellie
Disbelief. I
Haiku # 37988, December 31, 2006 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Hangings and lynchings
History tells us, can lead to
Lynchings and Hangings
Haiku # 37987, December 31, 2006 12:50 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Found this new news feed
Fair, balanced, accurate news
Like _that's going to sell?
Haiku # 37986, December 31, 2006 12:46 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
k e y b o a r d i s b r o k e n
h a v e s w i t c h e d t o t h e t y p e w r i t e r
D e l e t e i s w h i t e o u t
Haiku # 37985, December 31, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
one ex-dictator
one ruler of the free world
neither is well hung
Haiku # 37984, December 30, 2006 9:29 pm ET
by ash
nazareth "love hurts"
spin a few for people, voice
j. geils band..."love stinks"
Haiku # 37983, December 30, 2006 11:18 am ET
by Mox
Love is cheap
Just like me
Love is pain
Cant you see
Haiku # 37982, December 30, 2006 8:58 am ET
by nano
the seriousness of
the passing of dictators
on the news makes me

think and feel shocked that
evil men of history
are now history
Haiku # 37981, December 29, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Mox says bye to Saddam
Midnight startles cats.
Flowers bite a walked, short sun.
Joy falls then snow talks.
Haiku # 37980, December 29, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Haiku
trying not to push
overload, this is fun now
I like all your words

I feel welcome
Haiku # 37979, December 29, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
procrastination
at all levels, in my life
means I still sit here

writing like the net
was young and rebellious
but generations... eh
Haiku # 37978, December 29, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Something Dangerous
Haunting
Haiku # 37977, December 29, 2006 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress of You have to listen to this
once upon a time
i was ahead of myself
well, often really
Haiku # 37976, December 29, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
another year gone
seems like only yesterday
it was yesterday
Haiku # 37975, December 29, 2006 4:21 am ET
by ash
WORST HOMOPHONES EVER.
morose Saturday
never known a sadder day
yo! where's 'at herd, eh?
Haiku # 37974, December 28, 2006 2:13 pm ET
by Lush
the noise boys often
keep going, wonder why he
himself does it, life
Haiku # 37973, December 28, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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