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Something Dangerous
Haunting
Haiku # 37977, December 29, 2006 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress of You have to listen to this
once upon a time
i was ahead of myself
well, often really
Haiku # 37976, December 29, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
another year gone
seems like only yesterday
it was yesterday
Haiku # 37975, December 29, 2006 4:21 am ET
by ash
WORST HOMOPHONES EVER.
morose Saturday
never known a sadder day
yo! where's 'at herd, eh?
Haiku # 37974, December 28, 2006 2:13 pm ET
by Lush
the noise boys often
keep going, wonder why he
himself does it, life
Haiku # 37973, December 28, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lock up the children
they let him out for christmas
but only briefly
Haiku # 37972, December 28, 2006 1:30 am ET
by ash
too long no haiku
though i have nothing to say
there now i've said it
Haiku # 37968, December 27, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by ash
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37967, December 26, 2006 10:15 am ET
by BUlmaca of Bulmaca,Sozluk
vacation's over
I must now go back to work
will be difficult
Haiku # 37966, December 26, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
rush rush rush, I don't
see the wise men with I pods
or wal mart cards, but

somehow gold, myrrh, etc
these things were enough for that
legend King of Kings
Haiku # 37965, December 25, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Mox
On Alban Arthan
llauen vi bri Y Plant D
Haiku # 37964, December 25, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Holding you so close
Rapturous Tango music
Connected we dance
*
Dare I look at you?
One flash of your eyes, I
Haiku # 37963, December 25, 2006 10:39 am ET
by William Nippress
birthday to you
happy birthday sweet jesus
happy birthday to
Haiku # 37962, December 25, 2006 6:45 am ET
by ash (and thanks for the holidays)
A warm rush of hug
poetic friends, lives, turns come
this is mine to you
Haiku # 37961, December 25, 2006 3:50 am ET
by candle flames of unrealistic dreamings heat through
Seek a fresh belief
Grant the rest of us relief
Ancient is Christ's grief
Haiku # 37960, December 25, 2006 3:24 am ET
by Lush
Moronic masses
Stuporific jackasses
Only a Monday
Haiku # 37959, December 25, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Lush
Odorous abcess
Ordinate and abscissa
Ordinary ass.
Haiku # 37958, December 25, 2006 3:17 am ET
by Lush of The return thereof
Last passionate dance
Old historic high street Eaton
Christmas eve Tango
Haiku # 37957, December 24, 2006 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Why fall so in love?
This woman does not love me
I feel so alone
-
Contorted feelings
Emotional tug of war
Trying to make sense
Haiku # 37956, December 23, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cross pollination
electron spores in ether
intoxicating
Haiku # 37955, December 23, 2006 12:07 am ET
by ash
the evolution
goes from childish to civil
games grow old as we
Haiku # 37954, December 22, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Mox
Startlingly complex
An Arachnids frozen snare
Translucent purl string
Haiku # 37953, December 22, 2006 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Hate walking the dog
Painful finger aching cold
Stager back home late
Haiku # 37952, December 22, 2006 8:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Gorgeous as ever
Returned from Cambodia
Lorna
Haiku # 37951, December 22, 2006 8:38 am ET
by William Nippress
first there's genesis
then parthenogenesis
spirit of christmas ?
Haiku # 37950, December 21, 2006 6:53 am ET
by ash
Virgin birth, spread truth,
crucified and rose again.
Jesus Christ condensed.
Haiku # 37949, December 20, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Jesus 4 U
I've also learned that
the more people think I hear
them, then they hear me
Haiku # 37948, December 20, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Mox
Dee Plee Fab wrote me
Singing and playing guitar
Have fun, sing your song!
Haiku # 37947, December 19, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
The more you listen
The more you learn to listen
Not just with your ears
Haiku # 37946, December 19, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
the moods come and pass
like bullish and bearish stock
markets, their cattle

on the Street leading
to a frenzy like fish or
chickens, eating not

feed but urges to
buy, sell, make money reduced
to a "horomone"
Haiku # 37945, December 19, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Mox
melancholia
not a terminal illness
but we're all mortal
Haiku # 37944, December 19, 2006 7:19 am ET
by ash
I'm not sure what to
think of soundbites of stock picks
mad money, jim

cramer down my throat
push button sound effects, wall
street blues, novice buys
Haiku # 37943, December 18, 2006 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
while I am back as
I am now, I am glad to
write you haiku for

I have grown tired
of shock, rebellion and just
being a pure white nit
Haiku # 37942, December 18, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
the voices of the
present shine over the scars
the rust shined away
Haiku # 37941, December 18, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by Mox
Sitting in a cave,
bored on a lost rainy day,
that's Zabadooey.

Nothing to offer,
buys happiness by the gram,
sad Zabadooey.

Feeling a bit flushed?
Just another worthless turd,
bye, Zabadooey.
Haiku # 37940, December 18, 2006 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
float for a moment
like bouyant turd on water
till janis flushes
Haiku # 37939, December 18, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by ash of bye zabadooey
yes, I used to be
react, lash, fight, scavenge, gnaw
but like gollum my

precious, if I do
not let go of my "Ring" then
the lava thus I fall

nice tastee fishzzz
yess my precious, mmm, yesss, tastes
swallowed by mount doom
Haiku # 37938, December 18, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by Moxie
it returns to vomit
self regurgitated slop
it satisfies him
Haiku # 37937, December 18, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by dog walker
feeding trolls to the
reactions of our hopes
they will end their games
Haiku # 37936, December 18, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bored like to re
peat the same empty gestures
till they are buried

beneathe a stone, their
deaths ending their life time of
habits inflicted
Haiku # 37935, December 18, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Moxie
purl unto thine ear
a transplendent refraction
beast bated whisper
Haiku # 37930, December 18, 2006 2:12 am ET
by resonance
read this ye devils
it's not the greatest haiku
but it's a tribute
Haiku # 37929, December 17, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by ash
scholar's paradox
painted into a corner
looking around
Haiku # 37928, December 17, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by ash
ze wango, ze tan-
go, must say I think of meat
kielbasa, when hear

the voice of the Nug
scream from detroit about
sex and guitars and

egos banging guns
and bad reality shows with
egos banging words
Haiku # 37927, December 17, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
awesome god haiku
uk, very human spirit
outdid my attempt
Haiku # 37926, December 17, 2006 3:59 pm ET
by Mox
we are caught in a
political middle here
in my u-s feel

I am not sure who
represents who or for what
in this my era

the two parties in
within, why not three but still
weimar fires burned

to pearl harbors and
speculated meets of men
who must shape futures

and I miss the x
the files of aliens seem so
tame compared to now

we conserve, to try
and preserve, using old ways
for new foes or new

thoughts on the old ways
will gibson, u saw this thing
babylon and she's

a beast riding on\
an ocean of ips, habits
distilled econos

and sheltered dreamers
from libertarian to
company strong holds

holding the rope for
the tug of war till this sprawl
is not only in

city form here, but yet
spirit and social, to see
Commies replaced

with wal marts and long
laments by guys who miss bill
clinton to complain

about starr wars, the
good OJ days, like trials and
the spirit of logs

good cheer as words are
here flickering forever
marking the past for

all time till the stone
in Daniel comes down to strike
the statue of clay feet
Haiku # 37925, December 17, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by Mox
japan rearming
itself awakens old fears
of bataan/midway...
Haiku # 37924, December 17, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
Sitting in a cave,
bored on a lost rainy day,
a caveman doodles.

Just mere amusement
for his mate and his children,
he makes up a tale.

Centuries sever
all his throw-away stories
from marks on the wall.

Sitting in a room,
searching for truth and meaning,
a scientist thinks.

Some logic dictates,
Haiku # 37923, December 17, 2006 6:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
African rhythm
I
Haiku # 37922, December 16, 2006 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
blowing and then gone
the sound you hear is just wind
sort of like a fart
Haiku # 37921, December 16, 2006 5:14 am ET
by ash
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