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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
nazareth "love hurts"
spin a few for people, voice
j. geils band..."love stinks"
Haiku # 37983 December 30, 2006 11:18 am ET
by Mox
Love is cheap
Just like me
Love is pain
Cant you see
Haiku # 37982 December 30, 2006 8:58 am ET
by nano
the seriousness of
the passing of dictators
on the news makes me

think and feel shocked that
evil men of history
are now history
Haiku # 37981 December 29, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Mox says bye to Saddam
Midnight startles cats.
Flowers bite a walked, short sun.
Joy falls then snow talks.
Haiku # 37980 December 29, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Haiku
trying not to push
overload, this is fun now
I like all your words

I feel welcome
Haiku # 37979 December 29, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
procrastination
at all levels, in my life
means I still sit here

writing like the net
was young and rebellious
but generations... eh
Haiku # 37978 December 29, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Something Dangerous
Haunting
Haiku # 37977 December 29, 2006 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress of You have to listen to this
once upon a time
i was ahead of myself
well, often really
Haiku # 37976 December 29, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
another year gone
seems like only yesterday
it was yesterday
Haiku # 37975 December 29, 2006 4:21 am ET
by ash
WORST HOMOPHONES EVER.
morose Saturday
never known a sadder day
yo! where's 'at herd, eh?
Haiku # 37974 December 28, 2006 2:13 pm ET
by Lush
the noise boys often
keep going, wonder why he
himself does it, life
Haiku # 37973 December 28, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lock up the children
they let him out for christmas
but only briefly
Haiku # 37972 December 28, 2006 1:30 am ET
by ash
too long no haiku
though i have nothing to say
there now i've said it
Haiku # 37968 December 27, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by ash
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37967 December 26, 2006 10:15 am ET
by BUlmaca of Bulmaca,Sozluk
vacation's over
I must now go back to work
will be difficult
Haiku # 37966 December 26, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
rush rush rush, I don't
see the wise men with I pods
or wal mart cards, but

somehow gold, myrrh, etc
these things were enough for that
legend King of Kings
Haiku # 37965 December 25, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Mox
On Alban Arthan
llauen vi bri Y Plant D
Haiku # 37964 December 25, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Holding you so close
Rapturous Tango music
Connected we dance
*
Dare I look at you?
One flash of your eyes, I
Haiku # 37963 December 25, 2006 10:39 am ET
by William Nippress
birthday to you
happy birthday sweet jesus
happy birthday to
Haiku # 37962 December 25, 2006 6:45 am ET
by ash (and thanks for the holidays)
A warm rush of hug
poetic friends, lives, turns come
this is mine to you
Haiku # 37961 December 25, 2006 3:50 am ET
by candle flames of unrealistic dreamings heat through
Seek a fresh belief
Grant the rest of us relief
Ancient is Christ's grief
Haiku # 37960 December 25, 2006 3:24 am ET
by Lush
Moronic masses
Stuporific jackasses
Only a Monday
Haiku # 37959 December 25, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Lush
Odorous abcess
Ordinate and abscissa
Ordinary ass.
Haiku # 37958 December 25, 2006 3:17 am ET
by Lush of The return thereof
Last passionate dance
Old historic high street Eaton
Christmas eve Tango
Haiku # 37957 December 24, 2006 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Why fall so in love?
This woman does not love me
I feel so alone
-
Contorted feelings
Emotional tug of war
Trying to make sense
Haiku # 37956 December 23, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cross pollination
electron spores in ether
intoxicating
Haiku # 37955 December 23, 2006 12:07 am ET
by ash
the evolution
goes from childish to civil
games grow old as we
Haiku # 37954 December 22, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Mox
Startlingly complex
An Arachnids frozen snare
Translucent purl string
Haiku # 37953 December 22, 2006 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Hate walking the dog
Painful finger aching cold
Stager back home late
Haiku # 37952 December 22, 2006 8:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Gorgeous as ever
Returned from Cambodia
Lorna
Haiku # 37951 December 22, 2006 8:38 am ET
by William Nippress
first there's genesis
then parthenogenesis
spirit of christmas ?
Haiku # 37950 December 21, 2006 6:53 am ET
by ash
Virgin birth, spread truth,
crucified and rose again.
Jesus Christ condensed.
Haiku # 37949 December 20, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Jesus 4 U
I've also learned that
the more people think I hear
them, then they hear me
Haiku # 37948 December 20, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Mox
Dee Plee Fab wrote me
Singing and playing guitar
Have fun, sing your song!
Haiku # 37947 December 19, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
The more you listen
The more you learn to listen
Not just with your ears
Haiku # 37946 December 19, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
the moods come and pass
like bullish and bearish stock
markets, their cattle

on the Street leading
to a frenzy like fish or
chickens, eating not

feed but urges to
buy, sell, make money reduced
to a "horomone"
Haiku # 37945 December 19, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Mox
melancholia
not a terminal illness
but we're all mortal
Haiku # 37944 December 19, 2006 7:19 am ET
by ash
I'm not sure what to
think of soundbites of stock picks
mad money, jim

cramer down my throat
push button sound effects, wall
street blues, novice buys
Haiku # 37943 December 18, 2006 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
while I am back as
I am now, I am glad to
write you haiku for

I have grown tired
of shock, rebellion and just
being a pure white nit
Haiku # 37942 December 18, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
the voices of the
present shine over the scars
the rust shined away
Haiku # 37941 December 18, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by Mox
Sitting in a cave,
bored on a lost rainy day,
that's Zabadooey.

Nothing to offer,
buys happiness by the gram,
sad Zabadooey.

Feeling a bit flushed?
Just another worthless turd,
bye, Zabadooey.
Haiku # 37940 December 18, 2006 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
float for a moment
like bouyant turd on water
till janis flushes
Haiku # 37939 December 18, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by ash of bye zabadooey
yes, I used to be
react, lash, fight, scavenge, gnaw
but like gollum my

precious, if I do
not let go of my "Ring" then
the lava thus I fall

nice tastee fishzzz
yess my precious, mmm, yesss, tastes
swallowed by mount doom
Haiku # 37938 December 18, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by Moxie
it returns to vomit
self regurgitated slop
it satisfies him
Haiku # 37937 December 18, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by dog walker
feeding trolls to the
reactions of our hopes
they will end their games
Haiku # 37936 December 18, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bored like to re
peat the same empty gestures
till they are buried

beneathe a stone, their
deaths ending their life time of
habits inflicted
Haiku # 37935 December 18, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Moxie
purl unto thine ear
a transplendent refraction
beast bated whisper
Haiku # 37930 December 18, 2006 2:12 am ET
by resonance
read this ye devils
it's not the greatest haiku
but it's a tribute
Haiku # 37929 December 17, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by ash
scholar's paradox
painted into a corner
looking around
Haiku # 37928 December 17, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by ash
ze wango, ze tan-
go, must say I think of meat
kielbasa, when hear

the voice of the Nug
scream from detroit about
sex and guitars and

egos banging guns
and bad reality shows with
egos banging words
Haiku # 37927 December 17, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet