Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

one ex-dictator
one ruler of the free world
neither is well hung
Haiku # 37984, December 30, 2006 9:29 pm ET
by ash
nazareth "love hurts"
spin a few for people, voice
j. geils band..."love stinks"
Haiku # 37983, December 30, 2006 11:18 am ET
by Mox
Love is cheap
Just like me
Love is pain
Cant you see
Haiku # 37982, December 30, 2006 8:58 am ET
by nano
the seriousness of
the passing of dictators
on the news makes me

think and feel shocked that
evil men of history
are now history
Haiku # 37981, December 29, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Mox says bye to Saddam
Midnight startles cats.
Flowers bite a walked, short sun.
Joy falls then snow talks.
Haiku # 37980, December 29, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Haiku
trying not to push
overload, this is fun now
I like all your words

I feel welcome
Haiku # 37979, December 29, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
procrastination
at all levels, in my life
means I still sit here

writing like the net
was young and rebellious
but generations... eh
Haiku # 37978, December 29, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Something Dangerous
Haunting
Haiku # 37977, December 29, 2006 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress of You have to listen to this
once upon a time
i was ahead of myself
well, often really
Haiku # 37976, December 29, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
another year gone
seems like only yesterday
it was yesterday
Haiku # 37975, December 29, 2006 4:21 am ET
by ash
WORST HOMOPHONES EVER.
morose Saturday
never known a sadder day
yo! where's 'at herd, eh?
Haiku # 37974, December 28, 2006 2:13 pm ET
by Lush
the noise boys often
keep going, wonder why he
himself does it, life
Haiku # 37973, December 28, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lock up the children
they let him out for christmas
but only briefly
Haiku # 37972, December 28, 2006 1:30 am ET
by ash
too long no haiku
though i have nothing to say
there now i've said it
Haiku # 37968, December 27, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by ash
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37967, December 26, 2006 10:15 am ET
by BUlmaca of Bulmaca,Sozluk
vacation's over
I must now go back to work
will be difficult
Haiku # 37966, December 26, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
rush rush rush, I don't
see the wise men with I pods
or wal mart cards, but

somehow gold, myrrh, etc
these things were enough for that
legend King of Kings
Haiku # 37965, December 25, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Mox
On Alban Arthan
llauen vi bri Y Plant D
Haiku # 37964, December 25, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Holding you so close
Rapturous Tango music
Connected we dance
*
Dare I look at you?
One flash of your eyes, I
Haiku # 37963, December 25, 2006 10:39 am ET
by William Nippress
birthday to you
happy birthday sweet jesus
happy birthday to
Haiku # 37962, December 25, 2006 6:45 am ET
by ash (and thanks for the holidays)
A warm rush of hug
poetic friends, lives, turns come
this is mine to you
Haiku # 37961, December 25, 2006 3:50 am ET
by candle flames of unrealistic dreamings heat through
Seek a fresh belief
Grant the rest of us relief
Ancient is Christ's grief
Haiku # 37960, December 25, 2006 3:24 am ET
by Lush
Moronic masses
Stuporific jackasses
Only a Monday
Haiku # 37959, December 25, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Lush
Odorous abcess
Ordinate and abscissa
Ordinary ass.
Haiku # 37958, December 25, 2006 3:17 am ET
by Lush of The return thereof
Last passionate dance
Old historic high street Eaton
Christmas eve Tango
Haiku # 37957, December 24, 2006 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Why fall so in love?
This woman does not love me
I feel so alone
-
Contorted feelings
Emotional tug of war
Trying to make sense
Haiku # 37956, December 23, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cross pollination
electron spores in ether
intoxicating
Haiku # 37955, December 23, 2006 12:07 am ET
by ash
the evolution
goes from childish to civil
games grow old as we
Haiku # 37954, December 22, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Mox
Startlingly complex
An Arachnids frozen snare
Translucent purl string
Haiku # 37953, December 22, 2006 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Hate walking the dog
Painful finger aching cold
Stager back home late
Haiku # 37952, December 22, 2006 8:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Gorgeous as ever
Returned from Cambodia
Lorna
Haiku # 37951, December 22, 2006 8:38 am ET
by William Nippress
first there's genesis
then parthenogenesis
spirit of christmas ?
Haiku # 37950, December 21, 2006 6:53 am ET
by ash
Virgin birth, spread truth,
crucified and rose again.
Jesus Christ condensed.
Haiku # 37949, December 20, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Jesus 4 U
I've also learned that
the more people think I hear
them, then they hear me
Haiku # 37948, December 20, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Mox
Dee Plee Fab wrote me
Singing and playing guitar
Have fun, sing your song!
Haiku # 37947, December 19, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
The more you listen
The more you learn to listen
Not just with your ears
Haiku # 37946, December 19, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
the moods come and pass
like bullish and bearish stock
markets, their cattle

on the Street leading
to a frenzy like fish or
chickens, eating not

feed but urges to
buy, sell, make money reduced
to a "horomone"
Haiku # 37945, December 19, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Mox
melancholia
not a terminal illness
but we're all mortal
Haiku # 37944, December 19, 2006 7:19 am ET
by ash
I'm not sure what to
think of soundbites of stock picks
mad money, jim

cramer down my throat
push button sound effects, wall
street blues, novice buys
Haiku # 37943, December 18, 2006 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
while I am back as
I am now, I am glad to
write you haiku for

I have grown tired
of shock, rebellion and just
being a pure white nit
Haiku # 37942, December 18, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Mox
the voices of the
present shine over the scars
the rust shined away
Haiku # 37941, December 18, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by Mox
Sitting in a cave,
bored on a lost rainy day,
that's Zabadooey.

Nothing to offer,
buys happiness by the gram,
sad Zabadooey.

Feeling a bit flushed?
Just another worthless turd,
bye, Zabadooey.
Haiku # 37940, December 18, 2006 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
float for a moment
like bouyant turd on water
till janis flushes
Haiku # 37939, December 18, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by ash of bye zabadooey
yes, I used to be
react, lash, fight, scavenge, gnaw
but like gollum my

precious, if I do
not let go of my "Ring" then
the lava thus I fall

nice tastee fishzzz
yess my precious, mmm, yesss, tastes
swallowed by mount doom
Haiku # 37938, December 18, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by Moxie
it returns to vomit
self regurgitated slop
it satisfies him
Haiku # 37937, December 18, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by dog walker
feeding trolls to the
reactions of our hopes
they will end their games
Haiku # 37936, December 18, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bored like to re
peat the same empty gestures
till they are buried

beneathe a stone, their
deaths ending their life time of
habits inflicted
Haiku # 37935, December 18, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Moxie
purl unto thine ear
a transplendent refraction
beast bated whisper
Haiku # 37930, December 18, 2006 2:12 am ET
by resonance
read this ye devils
it's not the greatest haiku
but it's a tribute
Haiku # 37929, December 17, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by ash
scholar's paradox
painted into a corner
looking around
Haiku # 37928, December 17, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by ash
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