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28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Queen Janice holding strength
to her favorite loser
Rejoicing in the hands of the golden empress ;)
Haiku # 35266, March 29, 2006 12:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Weak and pathetic sumbitch
multiplied by two
By many
Haiku # 35265, March 29, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Ace and an 8
buddied up to a pair of 6s
Wild Billy, what was you thinking
Haiku # 35264, March 29, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When you learn your grammar
and finish elementary school
you may be one heck of a decent haiku poet
*
Untill then my Bulgarian buddy
keep trying to find a sense
Of what I was trying to say
*
In my MegaEmperor galactical poetry
as I have that much to add
there is no place fur innocence
Haiku # 35263, March 28, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
lightning striking all
around, come here lil' I.T.
troll, hold this steel pole
Haiku # 35262, March 28, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
tiny beads of green
push themselves up through the dirt
straining for sunlight
Haiku # 35261, March 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
most of the jaw bone
cut away in an attempt
to salvage the man
Haiku # 35260, March 28, 2006 1:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
blue one shade from white
colored by the white sunlight
one shade from yellow
Haiku # 35259, March 28, 2006 1:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toothbrushes washcloths
down the potty she sent them
little scientist
Haiku # 35258, March 28, 2006 1:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
faint laughter like light
like the first warm breeze of spring
filtered through the trees
Haiku # 35257, March 28, 2006 1:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a tiny dry hand
cracking from poor nutrition
reaches out from hope
Haiku # 35256, March 28, 2006 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it fluttered from her hand
the oragami flower was
too fragile to hold
Haiku # 35255, March 28, 2006 12:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Hermaphrodite rhyme
Haiku # 35254, March 28, 2006 11:22 am ET
by William Nippress
God I sometimes wish
Haiku # 35253, March 28, 2006 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 35252, March 28, 2006 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Need something to kick
Something to insult us all
That gets us going
Haiku # 35251, March 28, 2006 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Dear god the standard
It comes and goes like the mist
Where
Haiku # 35250, March 28, 2006 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress
I invite you to
Restaurant at the end of the world
Bring Hitchhiker guide
Haiku # 35249, March 28, 2006 10:57 am ET
by Ford Prefect
OK I
Haiku # 35248, March 28, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Ford Prefect
Oh ash, this one is
Just super hilarious
Thanks for all the fish
Haiku # 35247, March 28, 2006 10:33 am ET
by Janis
- Well said stranger -
knee-jerking Archie Bunker
passin' him right to ashtray
Haiku # 35246, March 28, 2006 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Leave him alone ash
Let him work it out. His needs
Not yours, one day yours?
Haiku # 35245, March 28, 2006 8:51 am ET
by Let him his pain
words are like weapons
you can have some aim in mind
or fire randomly
Haiku # 35244, March 28, 2006 7:37 am ET
by ash
haiku genocide
you kill poems like people
what a slob (...odan)
Haiku # 35243, March 28, 2006 7:35 am ET
by ash
They be crawling out of the woodwork
oopsie, yes they just did
Looks like I struck a nerv
Haiku # 35242, March 28, 2006 5:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
take that medicine
transcend your verbosity
do it quietly
Haiku # 35241, March 28, 2006 5:41 am ET
by ash
Fucking bloody Serbs
thinking I am an American spy
Wanna kill



Haiku # 35240, March 27, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Albatross - an old shoe
swords' point touching
In wisdom
Haiku # 35239, March 27, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

As kinetic
stars in her eyes
I glow with joy

Haiku # 35238, March 27, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Stood up through
fuss and feathers
She - my alpha wife

Haiku # 35237, March 27, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Poetic wisdom
malarkey
What the
Haiku # 35236, March 27, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tootandcommon trouble
lurking
Around the corner


Haiku # 35235, March 27, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sex
words
Consequences
Haiku # 35234, March 27, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been years, an't sure
love not or respect
That Chris Hitchens
Haiku # 35233, March 27, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
We chew each other's rags
airing a good vibe
Of procreation
Haiku # 35232, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Bear with it
to be borne out
And then to - what?
Haiku # 35231, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Barge into my life
here the heck I
Await you
Haiku # 35230, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Banking on my trouble
shithead lurks
Around the corner

Haiku # 35229, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Banking on my trouble
he who knows nothing
Prevails



Haiku # 35228, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
We ate salt mine together
still have not had
Sex, word


Haiku # 35227, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Backing the wrong one
horse they call me
Apparentlessly

Haiku # 35226, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Falling back
spasm deeps
Been caught, in anger
Haiku # 35225, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
As much as I hate them
still may be love them
though
Haiku # 35224, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Just imagine, as it were
400 blows
for nothing

Haiku # 35223, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A lot of lies hurts
anywhere one goes
Something's in my drink
Haiku # 35222, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Governmental sweety coats
what smoke is there
Up their ass
Haiku # 35221, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Don't care about them
their stupid country / place
Got one life to live


Haiku # 35220, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Pussywhipped
pussytom
That old cat Milo

Haiku # 35219, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been lickin' Ben and Jerry's
&
Whatnot
(me for B & J promo ad)
Haiku # 35218, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Could write a book
in duh
Single haiku


Haiku # 35217, March 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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