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Backing the wrong one
horse they call me
Apparentlessly

Haiku # 35226, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Falling back
spasm deeps
Been caught, in anger
Haiku # 35225, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
As much as I hate them
still may be love them
though
Haiku # 35224, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Just imagine, as it were
400 blows
for nothing

Haiku # 35223, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A lot of lies hurts
anywhere one goes
Something's in my drink
Haiku # 35222, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Governmental sweety coats
what smoke is there
Up their ass
Haiku # 35221, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Don't care about them
their stupid country / place
Got one life to live


Haiku # 35220, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Pussywhipped
pussytom
That old cat Milo

Haiku # 35219, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been lickin' Ben and Jerry's
&
Whatnot
(me for B & J promo ad)
Haiku # 35218, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Could write a book
in duh
Single haiku


Haiku # 35217, March 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Can you put your
life at pains
In a single haiku cell ?
(in resp. to Mango's
Can you put a wind in your pocket?)

Haiku # 35216, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Ouch, trouble's lurkin'
around the corner
Young neighbor's skirt
Haiku # 35215, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
General, general, your [blue] coat
I look around me
Indians crossing the ravine
Haiku # 35214, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Hard work
the secret's out
Missing

Haiku # 35213, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Experimenting with destiny of others
counts in one's blessings
Major health change


Haiku # 35212, March 27, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Those who destroyed my family
scoring all my goodies
I lick my wounds
Haiku # 35211, March 27, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Were I in V.G. besides
i were in W. besides
Were I in C.

Haiku # 35210, March 27, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
All human trouble
eatin' me
Within
Haiku # 35209, March 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been through this before
barricades of doom
When in fact all just friends
Haiku # 35208, March 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Stubborn friends
faulting after have faulted
No big deal
Haiku # 35207, March 27, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fora limited
Ban Angelina Jolie!
Lone exhortation
Haiku # 35206, March 27, 2006 11:31 am ET
by Lush
The Fuckarwe tribe
Short and live in the long grass
Constantly jumping
Haiku # 35205, March 27, 2006 11:23 am ET
by Where fuckarewe
Using old PC
My other is terminal
Which has a virus
Haiku # 35204, March 27, 2006 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get you in the mood
I sing
Haiku # 35203, March 27, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Dirty old little green man
Would you like to see?
View the dark side of the moon
Just get in baby
Haiku # 35202, March 27, 2006 11:10 am ET
by Dirty old (little green) man
Curious about me?
There is something you should know
I
Haiku # 35201, March 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by Little green are hermaphrodites
Word pictures are great
Write discomfort and its there
What I write you see
Haiku # 35200, March 27, 2006 10:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Gravity
Haiku # 35199, March 27, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Little green man
Small but vital task
I love breakfast in your bed
Dish of desire
Haiku # 35198, March 27, 2006 10:13 am ET
by MMM
Your yoghurt-smeared breast
Gross misuse of food items
Wild tastes on my tongue
*
Your audible gasps
When I applied cold yoghurt
Your legs shot apart
*
Your body shaking
What could I do but lick you
Clean as a bald monk
*
Fresh cut strawberries
My tongue follows the juice trail
Missing not a drop
Haiku # 35197, March 27, 2006 10:10 am ET
by MMM
Love for a lost pet
Life
Haiku # 35196, March 27, 2006 9:28 am ET
by William Nippress for Betty
Our weekend of love
Held stroked passionately kissed
But best of all talked
*
In each others arms
We explored ourselves exposed
No secrete lay hid
*
Sharing our souls light
I knew you as you knew me
Damaged but stunning
*
How fast this love grew
Sweeping clean old attachments
Learning their lessons
*
Tears well in my eyes
My deep thoughts of missing you
So long till embrace
Haiku # 35195, March 27, 2006 7:36 am ET
by MMM
come, all ye faithful
and then when your seed is spent
just kneel and repent
Haiku # 35194, March 27, 2006 6:15 am ET
by ash
a rose has to die
ev'ry time you tell a lie
now *that's* bad haiku

[ode from the dooleys]
Haiku # 35193, March 27, 2006 6:08 am ET
by ash
holding thorns gently
knowing they point down not up
poison's antidote
Haiku # 35192, March 27, 2006 4:07 am ET
by floreat fabulosa
Jesus leaves his home
stupid fuck gets lost quickly
satan holds the map
Haiku # 35191, March 26, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by Bryan Boutwell
I saw a dog hit
in traffic today as the
owner stood helpless

There was only love
as the man scooped up his pet
from a pool of blood

There's nothing to say
to a man as he runs off
hoping there's some chance

Hoping tomorrow
will come with the good news that
today never happened

[ode to Buster]
Haiku # 35190, March 26, 2006 9:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love is a rose and
every rose has it's thorn
so sayeth Poison
Haiku # 35189, March 26, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gravity has pulled
you back for one more orbit
haiku satelite

[ode to ap]
Haiku # 35188, March 26, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Deep calm healing peace
floating free, time suspended
Embryonic love
*
Push open the door
Time for the closed rose garden
To echo and bloom
*
The bird sings close now
I can bear reality,
Voices not echoes
*
Time past, time future
I gift them both to time now
I am, you are. We.
Haiku # 35187, March 26, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by fabulosa unicata
much thanks janice
restored to greater glory
bad haiku redux
Haiku # 35186, March 26, 2006 7:49 am ET
by ap
lots of aussies here
plenty of kiwis here too
malabo is odd
Haiku # 35185, March 26, 2006 7:44 am ET
by ap
equatorial guinea
bioko island is home
a dictatorship
Haiku # 35184, March 26, 2006 7:37 am ET
by ap
Unquenchable Needs
Inexaustable Pathways;
Straight and Narrow Pleads

Get to Know Jesus
Our, and I truly mean OUR
Savior is waiting

Be Very Careful
There is a way that seems right
But the end is death

Denominations
Spiritual Kryptonite
Saul out; David in

Keep searching, praying
A Church with God's Annointing's
Still in Existence
Haiku # 35183, March 26, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Scott of Alton
Elton John sings "Hold
me closer Tony Danza"

Think he might be gay?
Haiku # 35182, March 25, 2006 11:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
T. S. Eliot
You would have to tear his books
from my ragged claws
Haiku # 35181, March 25, 2006 10:34 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Heisenberg in love
Turbulent motion of fluids?
You can't be certain
Haiku # 35180, March 25, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Dyslexic lovers
Their love is never having
To yes your sorrow
Haiku # 35179, March 25, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Damn vacuum's broken
Place looks filthy. So I buy
low wattage light bulbs
Haiku # 35178, March 25, 2006 10:14 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Angry fat and rich
War monger amnesiacs
Now who could that be?
Haiku # 35177, March 25, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
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