Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

T. S. Eliot
You would have to tear his books
from my ragged claws
Haiku # 35181, March 25, 2006 10:34 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Heisenberg in love
Turbulent motion of fluids?
You can't be certain
Haiku # 35180, March 25, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Dyslexic lovers
Their love is never having
To yes your sorrow
Haiku # 35179, March 25, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Damn vacuum's broken
Place looks filthy. So I buy
low wattage light bulbs
Haiku # 35178, March 25, 2006 10:14 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Angry fat and rich
War monger amnesiacs
Now who could that be?
Haiku # 35177, March 25, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
During the blackout
Senses highten and fears grow
Moreso when you're blind
Haiku # 35176, March 25, 2006 10:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fallen through the ice
Shudder - look up in terror
my own reflection
Haiku # 35175, March 25, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
speak to me of love
i'll give you a mouthful too
or else lip service
Haiku # 35174, March 25, 2006 7:22 am ET
by ash
Spamming chinese bot
You nonsensical typeface
Is so meaningless
Haiku # 35173, March 24, 2006 11:36 pm ET
by Janis
hot squishy girl bits
throbbing protuberances
and a dream of love
Haiku # 35172, March 24, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by ash
Love is a sedan
smelling of new car fragrance
until it backfires
Haiku # 35171, March 24, 2006 5:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i wonder if you
realize that the functional
purpose is greater
Haiku # 35170, March 24, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by 30N of South Austin
poor drunken captain
hazelwood; found out that oil
and water don't mix
Haiku # 35169, March 24, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Prince William Sound of Alaska
Ivory Snow Girl
Marilyn is best known for
"Behind the Green Door."
Haiku # 35168, March 24, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the dance studio
was blackballed; boycott by the
whole community
Haiku # 35167, March 24, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

the greatest mistake
you can make in life; fearing
that you will make one
Haiku # 35166, March 24, 2006 1:23 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Can someone help me
I want to mate earth woman
Produce pale green kids
Haiku # 35165, March 24, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by little green man
Its Liquid coolant
Leaking from my booster jet
I
Haiku # 35164, March 24, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Little green man friend of MMM
Do you want to know?
What its like to be in love?
Feet never touching
*
Ground
Haiku # 35163, March 24, 2006 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
So soft and tender
Fabulous fabulosa
I just worship you
Haiku # 35162, March 24, 2006 7:38 am ET
by MMM
I
Haiku # 35161, March 24, 2006 7:27 am ET
by MMM
You
Haiku # 35160, March 24, 2006 7:25 am ET
by MMM
Save yourself for me
Don
Haiku # 35159, March 24, 2006 7:21 am ET
by MMM
Tonight my lover
Take down your pants on my knee
I
Haiku # 35158, March 24, 2006 7:17 am ET
by MMM
Wetsuit survival
As we splash about the world
Trying to survive
Haiku # 35157, March 24, 2006 7:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Water splashing down
Ice cold springs of clear water
Feeding the beauty
Haiku # 35156, March 24, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
You came from the love
Your mother and father had
Do you deny it?
*
So why protest so
OK Love is hard to find
But to deny it?
*
Take love where offered
It
Haiku # 35155, March 24, 2006 7:04 am ET
by MMM for Betty and Ash

If he dreams big again
just take him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35154, March 24, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big again
just skunk him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35153, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
don't hesitate
Shoot him in the head
Haiku # 35152, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
read my lips
It's a done deal
Haiku # 35151, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Too many lies
for one haiku fool
To accept, Haiku Op.
Haiku # 35150, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Like someone said, my
throbing skin an't the cheapest
Neither, haiku
Haiku # 35149, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Pointless debating
several attempts already
this time do him in right, haiku
Haiku # 35148, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haiku, me no wright no more
haiku wants some
.... yay
Haiku # 35147, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Take me out to the ballgame
to the ballgame
Haiku - haiku yay
Haiku # 35146, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Need a littlle bit of character
have tons
Have tons of haiku
Haiku # 35145, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Cannot change the world
could only listen to others
Cracking up here
Haiku # 35144, March 24, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
love is a strong drug
it can have bad side effects
where's the fda ?
Haiku # 35143, March 24, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Love is a sedan
promising to run at a
hundred thousand miles
Haiku # 35142, March 24, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Didn't believe it
but it's clearly stated in
the biscuit bible
Haiku # 35141, March 24, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The fence post of love
when driven in the ground firm
supports many birds
Haiku # 35140, March 24, 2006 12:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love is a stapler
stapling things into a stack
dripping with fluids
Haiku # 35139, March 24, 2006 12:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the fine line between
sanity and madness is
even finer now
Haiku # 35138, March 23, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Beautiful garden
We
Haiku # 35137, March 23, 2006 11:27 am ET
by MMM
We met at lunchtime
Secret garden rendezvous
Both Delight the eye
Haiku # 35136, March 23, 2006 11:12 am ET
by MMM
Cynical love Lorne
Ash you need to be in love
Or maybe you were?
Haiku # 35135, March 23, 2006 8:06 am ET
by MMM
love is a mirage
passion is just illusion
but with more fluids
Haiku # 35134, March 23, 2006 6:09 am ET
by ash
swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in
Haiku # 35133, March 23, 2006 6:05 am ET
by ash
Just two days to go
I
Haiku # 35132, March 23, 2006 6:02 am ET
by MMM
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