Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

We met at lunchtime
Secret garden rendezvous
Both Delight the eye
Haiku # 35136, March 23, 2006 11:12 am ET
by MMM
Cynical love Lorne
Ash you need to be in love
Or maybe you were?
Haiku # 35135, March 23, 2006 8:06 am ET
by MMM
love is a mirage
passion is just illusion
but with more fluids
Haiku # 35134, March 23, 2006 6:09 am ET
by ash
swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in
Haiku # 35133, March 23, 2006 6:05 am ET
by ash
Just two days to go
I
Haiku # 35132, March 23, 2006 6:02 am ET
by MMM
Riptide emotion
You
Haiku # 35131, March 23, 2006 5:55 am ET
by MMM
The kitties sit here
wearing little pirate hats
such pissy pussies
Haiku # 35130, March 23, 2006 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Down the earthen hole
path throbbing of life itself
please feed the fetus
Haiku # 35129, March 22, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This is not a game
Follow the rabbit here -
Somthing starts soon
Haiku # 35128, March 22, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Haiku_science@yahoo.co.uk of Behind The Curtain
bald since his mid-teens
now uses spray-on hair for
a pileous look
Haiku # 35127, March 22, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
gasping silent scream
Vesuvius eruption
molten lava voice
Haiku # 35126, March 22, 2006 12:19 pm ET
by fabulosa afire
Joan of Arc lends me
her armour, sword, silver shield
my heart's defenders
Haiku # 35125, March 22, 2006 12:09 pm ET
by fabulosa gloriana
soul where sadness squats
screams its rebirth pain in joy
delivers new love
Haiku # 35124, March 22, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by fabulosa
soft foetal curled ball
mossy-down child green with growth
safe from rolling stone
Haiku # 35123, March 22, 2006 11:52 am ET
by fabulosa
we all do that ash
or I would be dead by now
I'm idiotic
Haiku # 35122, March 22, 2006 11:47 am ET
by mellie
My exploration
Places where no one
Haiku # 35121, March 22, 2006 9:40 am ET
by MMM
Your untouched secrets
My woman of mystery
I long to explore
Haiku # 35120, March 22, 2006 9:37 am ET
by MMM
Sometimes you
Haiku # 35119, March 22, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Ash fan club
sometimes i'm brilliant
sometimes i'm an idiot
i can live with that
Haiku # 35118, March 22, 2006 6:48 am ET
by ash
Lost in the mountains
for over seventeen days
news at eleven
Haiku # 35117, March 22, 2006 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms
Haiku # 35116, March 21, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by MMM
Mighty meaty mate
I
Haiku # 35115, March 21, 2006 11:43 am ET
by MMM: Mighty meaty mate
Lawyer
Haiku # 35114, March 21, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I watch for the signs
Our mother
Haiku # 35113, March 21, 2006 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
If my words touch you
Let them stay with you awhile
Rest your pain with me
Haiku # 35112, March 21, 2006 7:02 am ET
by MMM
oh wonderous turd
an ode to you on this day
I'll miss you a lot
Haiku # 35111, March 21, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Although I
Haiku # 35110, March 21, 2006 6:46 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
warm air and cool ground
breeze carries flower spring smell
comfortable nap
Haiku # 35109, March 21, 2006 1:48 am ET
by 30°
My goatee is red
Some people say it's ginger
I wish it was black
Haiku # 35108, March 20, 2006 11:13 pm ET
by Mike of Ontario
he has just left me
in hollow soul vales cold fog
cools desire's embers
Haiku # 35107, March 20, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by fabulosa
A crimson failure,
Disappointed loving is
Jealousy writ LARGE
Haiku # 35106, March 20, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Sourest Grape
Love? Failed at that too
Life is full of disapointments
That's my biggest one
Haiku # 35105, March 20, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

A business failure
A failure in relationships
And with Haiku too
Haiku # 35104, March 20, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Look failure up in
the dictionary and you'll
find my picture there
Haiku # 35103, March 20, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
A failure in business, finance,
Relationships, love
Haiku # 35102, March 20, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
Life is full of disapointments
She's my biggest one
Haiku # 35101, March 20, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

I just can't please her
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35100, March 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35099, March 20, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
My eyes mustn
Haiku # 35098, March 20, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
solo tightrope man
my eyes are your safety net
you can look down now
Haiku # 35097, March 20, 2006 8:05 am ET
by fabulosa
Softly at my side
Naked arm snakes across me
Lovers warm embrace
*
Her skin perfection
Her breasts teasing my eyes
Irresistible
*
Her cute round bottom
Draws my hand down to her peach
Warm wet flawless dream
*
Salty tears well up
Her tenderness offered me
I melt in her arms
Haiku # 35096, March 20, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Ice-cold wind blows in
We lay gasping watching clouds
Bodies craving warmth
Haiku # 35095, March 20, 2006 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
The journey begins
Excitement, trepidation
In equal measure
Haiku # 35094, March 20, 2006 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress
She
Haiku # 35093, March 20, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Even half a world
With electronic poems
Separation
Haiku # 35092, March 20, 2006 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
jambo jambo old a.p.
whereabouts are you
Haiku # 35091, March 20, 2006 5:10 am ET
by ash
Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35090, March 20, 2006 3:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tip-toeing along
tail up, making jingle sounds
a cat on a leash
Haiku # 35089, March 20, 2006 3:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A long wet winter
time to get off our asses
and mulch the garden
Haiku # 35088, March 20, 2006 3:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your cock with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35087, March 20, 2006 3:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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