Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

My goatee is red
Some people say it's ginger
I wish it was black
Haiku # 35108, March 20, 2006 11:13 pm ET
by Mike of Ontario
he has just left me
in hollow soul vales cold fog
cools desire's embers
Haiku # 35107, March 20, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by fabulosa
A crimson failure,
Disappointed loving is
Jealousy writ LARGE
Haiku # 35106, March 20, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Sourest Grape
Love? Failed at that too
Life is full of disapointments
That's my biggest one
Haiku # 35105, March 20, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

A business failure
A failure in relationships
And with Haiku too
Haiku # 35104, March 20, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Look failure up in
the dictionary and you'll
find my picture there
Haiku # 35103, March 20, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
A failure in business, finance,
Relationships, love
Haiku # 35102, March 20, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
Life is full of disapointments
She's my biggest one
Haiku # 35101, March 20, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

I just can't please her
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35100, March 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35099, March 20, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
My eyes mustn
Haiku # 35098, March 20, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
solo tightrope man
my eyes are your safety net
you can look down now
Haiku # 35097, March 20, 2006 8:05 am ET
by fabulosa
Softly at my side
Naked arm snakes across me
Lovers warm embrace
*
Her skin perfection
Her breasts teasing my eyes
Irresistible
*
Her cute round bottom
Draws my hand down to her peach
Warm wet flawless dream
*
Salty tears well up
Her tenderness offered me
I melt in her arms
Haiku # 35096, March 20, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Ice-cold wind blows in
We lay gasping watching clouds
Bodies craving warmth
Haiku # 35095, March 20, 2006 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
The journey begins
Excitement, trepidation
In equal measure
Haiku # 35094, March 20, 2006 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress
She
Haiku # 35093, March 20, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Even half a world
With electronic poems
Separation
Haiku # 35092, March 20, 2006 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
jambo jambo old a.p.
whereabouts are you
Haiku # 35091, March 20, 2006 5:10 am ET
by ash
Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35090, March 20, 2006 3:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tip-toeing along
tail up, making jingle sounds
a cat on a leash
Haiku # 35089, March 20, 2006 3:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A long wet winter
time to get off our asses
and mulch the garden
Haiku # 35088, March 20, 2006 3:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your cock with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35087, March 20, 2006 3:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your pet with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35086, March 20, 2006 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello to old ash
remember the old ap
now an african
Haiku # 35085, March 19, 2006 3:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Echo Tone Rehearsal
Freedom of Speech, even in Serbia
All right
Haiku # 35084, March 19, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Look at it pretty closely
brother
Smoke now
Cannot get away from the pit
Switch restart
Switch now
holy cow
Haiku # 35083, March 19, 2006 11:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
RedNeck said
if he dreams big, just
Take him out the easiest way
Haiku # 35082, March 19, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Quicklearner, a panoptical
learns lessons fast
And learns them well
Haiku # 35081, March 19, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No free land like America
home of the
Brave
Haiku # 35080, March 19, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Serbo Secret Service
"a piece of shit"
High school dropouts
Haiku # 35079, March 19, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haikuing away
all my life and midnight oil.
A labour of love.
Haiku # 35078, March 19, 2006 5:08 am ET
by waster
life imitates art
just like art imitates life
both are pretentious
Haiku # 35077, March 18, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
yeah like now i can
be like an artist because
i have been published
Haiku # 35076, March 18, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by llamo linda of san antonio
I go beer hunting
With Dick Cheney. My advice
Better to duck hunt
Haiku # 35075, March 18, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Don't write a poem
Write its shadow. Lose yourself
Lost, like tears in rain
Haiku # 35074, March 18, 2006 12:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled number IV - (Brady of Toronto)

Anonymity
Is it the burden of the
depersonalized?
Haiku # 35073, March 17, 2006 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Metapoetry
Really doesn't lend itself
to the Haiku form
Haiku # 35072, March 17, 2006 11:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Anagram poem'
Through Haiku shuffle - becomes
'A rag man poem'
Haiku # 35071, March 17, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So, does mean mean 'mean'?
Mode, median, average?
or more, 'Just plain mean'?
Haiku # 35070, March 17, 2006 10:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Haiku hommage à /apologies to Umberto Eco

Literary texts
suggest fields of meaning.
Not strings of meaning.
Haiku # 35069, March 17, 2006 10:40 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Trifurcated place
uža Srbija, and her
two thin, mean sisters
Haiku # 35068, March 17, 2006 10:28 pm ET
by Aleksandar of Toronto
How the weather is
How the weather used to be
How do we ignore?
Haiku # 35067, March 17, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The monkey points and
laughs at me, why must it be
that he laughs at me?
Haiku # 35066, March 17, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Ulalume
You are my besfriend,
but vodka is my mistress
how'bout a threesome
Haiku # 35065, March 17, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Ulalume
Sensual seduction
I talk to her on the phone
She gets excited
*
She tells me she
Haiku # 35064, March 17, 2006 11:11 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
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Haiku # 35063, March 17, 2006 8:07 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35062, March 17, 2006 8:06 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35061, March 17, 2006 7:59 am ET
by NULL of NULL
anonymity
it wasn't my intention
'scuse my clumsiness

not every poet counts, even if their poems do
Haiku # 35060, March 17, 2006 7:07 am ET
by ash
Being at loose ends
no responsibility
[someone] goes free from liability



Haiku # 35059, March 17, 2006 6:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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