Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35090, March 20, 2006 3:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tip-toeing along
tail up, making jingle sounds
a cat on a leash
Haiku # 35089, March 20, 2006 3:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A long wet winter
time to get off our asses
and mulch the garden
Haiku # 35088, March 20, 2006 3:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your cock with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35087, March 20, 2006 3:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your pet with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35086, March 20, 2006 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello to old ash
remember the old ap
now an african
Haiku # 35085, March 19, 2006 3:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Echo Tone Rehearsal
Freedom of Speech, even in Serbia
All right
Haiku # 35084, March 19, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Look at it pretty closely
brother
Smoke now
Cannot get away from the pit
Switch restart
Switch now
holy cow
Haiku # 35083, March 19, 2006 11:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
RedNeck said
if he dreams big, just
Take him out the easiest way
Haiku # 35082, March 19, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Quicklearner, a panoptical
learns lessons fast
And learns them well
Haiku # 35081, March 19, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No free land like America
home of the
Brave
Haiku # 35080, March 19, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Serbo Secret Service
"a piece of shit"
High school dropouts
Haiku # 35079, March 19, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haikuing away
all my life and midnight oil.
A labour of love.
Haiku # 35078, March 19, 2006 5:08 am ET
by waster
life imitates art
just like art imitates life
both are pretentious
Haiku # 35077, March 18, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
yeah like now i can
be like an artist because
i have been published
Haiku # 35076, March 18, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by llamo linda of san antonio
I go beer hunting
With Dick Cheney. My advice
Better to duck hunt
Haiku # 35075, March 18, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Don't write a poem
Write its shadow. Lose yourself
Lost, like tears in rain
Haiku # 35074, March 18, 2006 12:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled number IV - (Brady of Toronto)

Anonymity
Is it the burden of the
depersonalized?
Haiku # 35073, March 17, 2006 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Metapoetry
Really doesn't lend itself
to the Haiku form
Haiku # 35072, March 17, 2006 11:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Anagram poem'
Through Haiku shuffle - becomes
'A rag man poem'
Haiku # 35071, March 17, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So, does mean mean 'mean'?
Mode, median, average?
or more, 'Just plain mean'?
Haiku # 35070, March 17, 2006 10:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Haiku hommage à /apologies to Umberto Eco

Literary texts
suggest fields of meaning.
Not strings of meaning.
Haiku # 35069, March 17, 2006 10:40 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Trifurcated place
uža Srbija, and her
two thin, mean sisters
Haiku # 35068, March 17, 2006 10:28 pm ET
by Aleksandar of Toronto
How the weather is
How the weather used to be
How do we ignore?
Haiku # 35067, March 17, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The monkey points and
laughs at me, why must it be
that he laughs at me?
Haiku # 35066, March 17, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Ulalume
You are my besfriend,
but vodka is my mistress
how'bout a threesome
Haiku # 35065, March 17, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Ulalume
Sensual seduction
I talk to her on the phone
She gets excited
*
She tells me she
Haiku # 35064, March 17, 2006 11:11 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
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Haiku # 35063, March 17, 2006 8:07 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35062, March 17, 2006 8:06 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35061, March 17, 2006 7:59 am ET
by NULL of NULL
anonymity
it wasn't my intention
'scuse my clumsiness

not every poet counts, even if their poems do
Haiku # 35060, March 17, 2006 7:07 am ET
by ash
Being at loose ends
no responsibility
[someone] goes free from liability



Haiku # 35059, March 17, 2006 6:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wonder wonder
who counts then
when all's lost, noone's there
Haiku # 35058, March 17, 2006 5:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
serbians don't count
or else perhaps they just can't
lost in translation
Haiku # 35057, March 17, 2006 5:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Serbians like crows
serbs like does
All in all, disaster
Haiku # 35056, March 17, 2006 3:41 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sporadic server
problems in data centre
cause haiku downtime
Haiku # 35055, March 16, 2006 11:51 pm ET
by Janis
Planning my summer
Anyone want a visit
From a vagabond?
Haiku # 35054, March 16, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
Nice word use, images.
Let us hear some more, Milos,
prolific writer.
Haiku # 35053, March 16, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Woolgathering away
Those thoughts of freedom
Liberty no more
Haiku # 35052, March 16, 2006 3:28 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
I, a foolish friend
they choose their mate
An enemy
Haiku # 35051, March 16, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Milos getting shafted
and encapsulated
Friends care less
Haiku # 35050, March 16, 2006 3:24 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
They won
Haiku # 35049, March 16, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
her firm round breasts rise
in the anticipation
of His loving touch
Haiku # 35048, March 16, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
her arm touches His
a cool breeze flows from His lips
subtle goose bumps rise
Haiku # 35047, March 16, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
skin soft to the touch
the rise and fall of her breast
my gentle caress
Haiku # 35046, March 16, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Go 1st Ab
smoke them out
these killers
Haiku # 35045, March 16, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A clean pass
'tween her legs
Ref. screams for a penalty
Haiku # 35044, March 16, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Beckie was here
as i waited
a big karmic minute
Haiku # 35043, March 16, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
As self expression
Argument could be proffered
For sexual congress
*
Try a new chat up
And next time you get turned down
Its self expression
Haiku # 35042, March 16, 2006 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
I slept w/ Calipso
only in my dreams
She won't lemme go
Haiku # 35041, March 16, 2006 3:57 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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