Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Look at it pretty closely
brother
Smoke now
Cannot get away from the pit
Switch restart
Switch now
holy cow
Haiku # 35083, March 19, 2006 11:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
RedNeck said
if he dreams big, just
Take him out the easiest way
Haiku # 35082, March 19, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Quicklearner, a panoptical
learns lessons fast
And learns them well
Haiku # 35081, March 19, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No free land like America
home of the
Brave
Haiku # 35080, March 19, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Serbo Secret Service
"a piece of shit"
High school dropouts
Haiku # 35079, March 19, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haikuing away
all my life and midnight oil.
A labour of love.
Haiku # 35078, March 19, 2006 5:08 am ET
by waster
life imitates art
just like art imitates life
both are pretentious
Haiku # 35077, March 18, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
yeah like now i can
be like an artist because
i have been published
Haiku # 35076, March 18, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by llamo linda of san antonio
I go beer hunting
With Dick Cheney. My advice
Better to duck hunt
Haiku # 35075, March 18, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Don't write a poem
Write its shadow. Lose yourself
Lost, like tears in rain
Haiku # 35074, March 18, 2006 12:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled number IV - (Brady of Toronto)

Anonymity
Is it the burden of the
depersonalized?
Haiku # 35073, March 17, 2006 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Metapoetry
Really doesn't lend itself
to the Haiku form
Haiku # 35072, March 17, 2006 11:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Anagram poem'
Through Haiku shuffle - becomes
'A rag man poem'
Haiku # 35071, March 17, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So, does mean mean 'mean'?
Mode, median, average?
or more, 'Just plain mean'?
Haiku # 35070, March 17, 2006 10:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Haiku hommage à /apologies to Umberto Eco

Literary texts
suggest fields of meaning.
Not strings of meaning.
Haiku # 35069, March 17, 2006 10:40 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Trifurcated place
uža Srbija, and her
two thin, mean sisters
Haiku # 35068, March 17, 2006 10:28 pm ET
by Aleksandar of Toronto
How the weather is
How the weather used to be
How do we ignore?
Haiku # 35067, March 17, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The monkey points and
laughs at me, why must it be
that he laughs at me?
Haiku # 35066, March 17, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Ulalume
You are my besfriend,
but vodka is my mistress
how'bout a threesome
Haiku # 35065, March 17, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Ulalume
Sensual seduction
I talk to her on the phone
She gets excited
*
She tells me she
Haiku # 35064, March 17, 2006 11:11 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
NULL
Haiku # 35063, March 17, 2006 8:07 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35062, March 17, 2006 8:06 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35061, March 17, 2006 7:59 am ET
by NULL of NULL
anonymity
it wasn't my intention
'scuse my clumsiness

not every poet counts, even if their poems do
Haiku # 35060, March 17, 2006 7:07 am ET
by ash
Being at loose ends
no responsibility
[someone] goes free from liability



Haiku # 35059, March 17, 2006 6:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wonder wonder
who counts then
when all's lost, noone's there
Haiku # 35058, March 17, 2006 5:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
serbians don't count
or else perhaps they just can't
lost in translation
Haiku # 35057, March 17, 2006 5:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Serbians like crows
serbs like does
All in all, disaster
Haiku # 35056, March 17, 2006 3:41 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sporadic server
problems in data centre
cause haiku downtime
Haiku # 35055, March 16, 2006 11:51 pm ET
by Janis
Planning my summer
Anyone want a visit
From a vagabond?
Haiku # 35054, March 16, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
Nice word use, images.
Let us hear some more, Milos,
prolific writer.
Haiku # 35053, March 16, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Woolgathering away
Those thoughts of freedom
Liberty no more
Haiku # 35052, March 16, 2006 3:28 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
I, a foolish friend
they choose their mate
An enemy
Haiku # 35051, March 16, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Milos getting shafted
and encapsulated
Friends care less
Haiku # 35050, March 16, 2006 3:24 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
They won
Haiku # 35049, March 16, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
her firm round breasts rise
in the anticipation
of His loving touch
Haiku # 35048, March 16, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
her arm touches His
a cool breeze flows from His lips
subtle goose bumps rise
Haiku # 35047, March 16, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
skin soft to the touch
the rise and fall of her breast
my gentle caress
Haiku # 35046, March 16, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Go 1st Ab
smoke them out
these killers
Haiku # 35045, March 16, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A clean pass
'tween her legs
Ref. screams for a penalty
Haiku # 35044, March 16, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Beckie was here
as i waited
a big karmic minute
Haiku # 35043, March 16, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
As self expression
Argument could be proffered
For sexual congress
*
Try a new chat up
And next time you get turned down
Its self expression
Haiku # 35042, March 16, 2006 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
I slept w/ Calipso
only in my dreams
She won't lemme go
Haiku # 35041, March 16, 2006 3:57 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Double you dash
Tee dash
Eff question mark
Haiku # 35040, March 16, 2006 1:00 am ET
by sAiyAnstAr of The land on top if the world was upside down
Tender egos flare
lash out like a whipped puppy
tail between the legs
Haiku # 35039, March 15, 2006 10:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
baby-fat goddess
i would love to "get a grip"
as you tell me to
Haiku # 35038, March 15, 2006 9:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Balls cupped in his hand,
my nipples are like bullets.
Pubes tease my buttocks.
Haiku # 35037, March 15, 2006 6:52 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
She said, 'Son, you know,
you're an ugly boy, but I
love you anyway.'
Haiku # 35036, March 15, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
She made me feel like
I was a good looking boy
despite my strange genes
Haiku # 35035, March 15, 2006 6:24 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
And she said, 'You know
you're an ugly boy, but true
beauty lies within.'
Haiku # 35034, March 15, 2006 6:23 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
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