Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in
Haiku # 35133, March 23, 2006 6:05 am ET
by ash
Just two days to go
I
Haiku # 35132, March 23, 2006 6:02 am ET
by MMM
Riptide emotion
You
Haiku # 35131, March 23, 2006 5:55 am ET
by MMM
The kitties sit here
wearing little pirate hats
such pissy pussies
Haiku # 35130, March 23, 2006 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Down the earthen hole
path throbbing of life itself
please feed the fetus
Haiku # 35129, March 22, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This is not a game
Follow the rabbit here -
Somthing starts soon
Haiku # 35128, March 22, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Haiku_science@yahoo.co.uk of Behind The Curtain
bald since his mid-teens
now uses spray-on hair for
a pileous look
Haiku # 35127, March 22, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
gasping silent scream
Vesuvius eruption
molten lava voice
Haiku # 35126, March 22, 2006 12:19 pm ET
by fabulosa afire
Joan of Arc lends me
her armour, sword, silver shield
my heart's defenders
Haiku # 35125, March 22, 2006 12:09 pm ET
by fabulosa gloriana
soul where sadness squats
screams its rebirth pain in joy
delivers new love
Haiku # 35124, March 22, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by fabulosa
soft foetal curled ball
mossy-down child green with growth
safe from rolling stone
Haiku # 35123, March 22, 2006 11:52 am ET
by fabulosa
we all do that ash
or I would be dead by now
I'm idiotic
Haiku # 35122, March 22, 2006 11:47 am ET
by mellie
My exploration
Places where no one
Haiku # 35121, March 22, 2006 9:40 am ET
by MMM
Your untouched secrets
My woman of mystery
I long to explore
Haiku # 35120, March 22, 2006 9:37 am ET
by MMM
Sometimes you
Haiku # 35119, March 22, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Ash fan club
sometimes i'm brilliant
sometimes i'm an idiot
i can live with that
Haiku # 35118, March 22, 2006 6:48 am ET
by ash
Lost in the mountains
for over seventeen days
news at eleven
Haiku # 35117, March 22, 2006 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms
Haiku # 35116, March 21, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by MMM
Mighty meaty mate
I
Haiku # 35115, March 21, 2006 11:43 am ET
by MMM: Mighty meaty mate
Lawyer
Haiku # 35114, March 21, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I watch for the signs
Our mother
Haiku # 35113, March 21, 2006 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
If my words touch you
Let them stay with you awhile
Rest your pain with me
Haiku # 35112, March 21, 2006 7:02 am ET
by MMM
oh wonderous turd
an ode to you on this day
I'll miss you a lot
Haiku # 35111, March 21, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Although I
Haiku # 35110, March 21, 2006 6:46 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
warm air and cool ground
breeze carries flower spring smell
comfortable nap
Haiku # 35109, March 21, 2006 1:48 am ET
by 30°
My goatee is red
Some people say it's ginger
I wish it was black
Haiku # 35108, March 20, 2006 11:13 pm ET
by Mike of Ontario
he has just left me
in hollow soul vales cold fog
cools desire's embers
Haiku # 35107, March 20, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by fabulosa
A crimson failure,
Disappointed loving is
Jealousy writ LARGE
Haiku # 35106, March 20, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Sourest Grape
Love? Failed at that too
Life is full of disapointments
That's my biggest one
Haiku # 35105, March 20, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

A business failure
A failure in relationships
And with Haiku too
Haiku # 35104, March 20, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Look failure up in
the dictionary and you'll
find my picture there
Haiku # 35103, March 20, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
A failure in business, finance,
Relationships, love
Haiku # 35102, March 20, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
Life is full of disapointments
She's my biggest one
Haiku # 35101, March 20, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

I just can't please her
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35100, March 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35099, March 20, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
My eyes mustn
Haiku # 35098, March 20, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
solo tightrope man
my eyes are your safety net
you can look down now
Haiku # 35097, March 20, 2006 8:05 am ET
by fabulosa
Softly at my side
Naked arm snakes across me
Lovers warm embrace
*
Her skin perfection
Her breasts teasing my eyes
Irresistible
*
Her cute round bottom
Draws my hand down to her peach
Warm wet flawless dream
*
Salty tears well up
Her tenderness offered me
I melt in her arms
Haiku # 35096, March 20, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Ice-cold wind blows in
We lay gasping watching clouds
Bodies craving warmth
Haiku # 35095, March 20, 2006 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
The journey begins
Excitement, trepidation
In equal measure
Haiku # 35094, March 20, 2006 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress
She
Haiku # 35093, March 20, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Even half a world
With electronic poems
Separation
Haiku # 35092, March 20, 2006 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
jambo jambo old a.p.
whereabouts are you
Haiku # 35091, March 20, 2006 5:10 am ET
by ash
Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35090, March 20, 2006 3:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tip-toeing along
tail up, making jingle sounds
a cat on a leash
Haiku # 35089, March 20, 2006 3:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A long wet winter
time to get off our asses
and mulch the garden
Haiku # 35088, March 20, 2006 3:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your cock with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35087, March 20, 2006 3:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your pet with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35086, March 20, 2006 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello to old ash
remember the old ap
now an african
Haiku # 35085, March 19, 2006 3:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Echo Tone Rehearsal
Freedom of Speech, even in Serbia
All right
Haiku # 35084, March 19, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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