Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Do you want to know?
What its like to be in love?
Feet never touching
*
Ground
Haiku # 35163, March 24, 2006 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
So soft and tender
Fabulous fabulosa
I just worship you
Haiku # 35162, March 24, 2006 7:38 am ET
by MMM
I
Haiku # 35161, March 24, 2006 7:27 am ET
by MMM
You
Haiku # 35160, March 24, 2006 7:25 am ET
by MMM
Save yourself for me
Don
Haiku # 35159, March 24, 2006 7:21 am ET
by MMM
Tonight my lover
Take down your pants on my knee
I
Haiku # 35158, March 24, 2006 7:17 am ET
by MMM
Wetsuit survival
As we splash about the world
Trying to survive
Haiku # 35157, March 24, 2006 7:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Water splashing down
Ice cold springs of clear water
Feeding the beauty
Haiku # 35156, March 24, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
You came from the love
Your mother and father had
Do you deny it?
*
So why protest so
OK Love is hard to find
But to deny it?
*
Take love where offered
It
Haiku # 35155, March 24, 2006 7:04 am ET
by MMM for Betty and Ash

If he dreams big again
just take him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35154, March 24, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big again
just skunk him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35153, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
don't hesitate
Shoot him in the head
Haiku # 35152, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
read my lips
It's a done deal
Haiku # 35151, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Too many lies
for one haiku fool
To accept, Haiku Op.
Haiku # 35150, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Like someone said, my
throbing skin an't the cheapest
Neither, haiku
Haiku # 35149, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Pointless debating
several attempts already
this time do him in right, haiku
Haiku # 35148, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haiku, me no wright no more
haiku wants some
.... yay
Haiku # 35147, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Take me out to the ballgame
to the ballgame
Haiku - haiku yay
Haiku # 35146, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Need a littlle bit of character
have tons
Have tons of haiku
Haiku # 35145, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Cannot change the world
could only listen to others
Cracking up here
Haiku # 35144, March 24, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
love is a strong drug
it can have bad side effects
where's the fda ?
Haiku # 35143, March 24, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Love is a sedan
promising to run at a
hundred thousand miles
Haiku # 35142, March 24, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Didn't believe it
but it's clearly stated in
the biscuit bible
Haiku # 35141, March 24, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The fence post of love
when driven in the ground firm
supports many birds
Haiku # 35140, March 24, 2006 12:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love is a stapler
stapling things into a stack
dripping with fluids
Haiku # 35139, March 24, 2006 12:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the fine line between
sanity and madness is
even finer now
Haiku # 35138, March 23, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Beautiful garden
We
Haiku # 35137, March 23, 2006 11:27 am ET
by MMM
We met at lunchtime
Secret garden rendezvous
Both Delight the eye
Haiku # 35136, March 23, 2006 11:12 am ET
by MMM
Cynical love Lorne
Ash you need to be in love
Or maybe you were?
Haiku # 35135, March 23, 2006 8:06 am ET
by MMM
love is a mirage
passion is just illusion
but with more fluids
Haiku # 35134, March 23, 2006 6:09 am ET
by ash
swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in
Haiku # 35133, March 23, 2006 6:05 am ET
by ash
Just two days to go
I
Haiku # 35132, March 23, 2006 6:02 am ET
by MMM
Riptide emotion
You
Haiku # 35131, March 23, 2006 5:55 am ET
by MMM
The kitties sit here
wearing little pirate hats
such pissy pussies
Haiku # 35130, March 23, 2006 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Down the earthen hole
path throbbing of life itself
please feed the fetus
Haiku # 35129, March 22, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This is not a game
Follow the rabbit here -
Somthing starts soon
Haiku # 35128, March 22, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Haiku_science@yahoo.co.uk of Behind The Curtain
bald since his mid-teens
now uses spray-on hair for
a pileous look
Haiku # 35127, March 22, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
gasping silent scream
Vesuvius eruption
molten lava voice
Haiku # 35126, March 22, 2006 12:19 pm ET
by fabulosa afire
Joan of Arc lends me
her armour, sword, silver shield
my heart's defenders
Haiku # 35125, March 22, 2006 12:09 pm ET
by fabulosa gloriana
soul where sadness squats
screams its rebirth pain in joy
delivers new love
Haiku # 35124, March 22, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by fabulosa
soft foetal curled ball
mossy-down child green with growth
safe from rolling stone
Haiku # 35123, March 22, 2006 11:52 am ET
by fabulosa
we all do that ash
or I would be dead by now
I'm idiotic
Haiku # 35122, March 22, 2006 11:47 am ET
by mellie
My exploration
Places where no one
Haiku # 35121, March 22, 2006 9:40 am ET
by MMM
Your untouched secrets
My woman of mystery
I long to explore
Haiku # 35120, March 22, 2006 9:37 am ET
by MMM
Sometimes you
Haiku # 35119, March 22, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Ash fan club
sometimes i'm brilliant
sometimes i'm an idiot
i can live with that
Haiku # 35118, March 22, 2006 6:48 am ET
by ash
Lost in the mountains
for over seventeen days
news at eleven
Haiku # 35117, March 22, 2006 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms
Haiku # 35116, March 21, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by MMM
Mighty meaty mate
I
Haiku # 35115, March 21, 2006 11:43 am ET
by MMM: Mighty meaty mate
Lawyer
Haiku # 35114, March 21, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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