Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

holding thorns gently
knowing they point down not up
poison's antidote
Haiku # 35192, March 27, 2006 4:07 am ET
by floreat fabulosa
Jesus leaves his home
stupid fuck gets lost quickly
satan holds the map
Haiku # 35191, March 26, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by Bryan Boutwell
I saw a dog hit
in traffic today as the
owner stood helpless

There was only love
as the man scooped up his pet
from a pool of blood

There's nothing to say
to a man as he runs off
hoping there's some chance

Hoping tomorrow
will come with the good news that
today never happened

[ode to Buster]
Haiku # 35190, March 26, 2006 9:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love is a rose and
every rose has it's thorn
so sayeth Poison
Haiku # 35189, March 26, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gravity has pulled
you back for one more orbit
haiku satelite

[ode to ap]
Haiku # 35188, March 26, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Deep calm healing peace
floating free, time suspended
Embryonic love
*
Push open the door
Time for the closed rose garden
To echo and bloom
*
The bird sings close now
I can bear reality,
Voices not echoes
*
Time past, time future
I gift them both to time now
I am, you are. We.
Haiku # 35187, March 26, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by fabulosa unicata
much thanks janice
restored to greater glory
bad haiku redux
Haiku # 35186, March 26, 2006 7:49 am ET
by ap
lots of aussies here
plenty of kiwis here too
malabo is odd
Haiku # 35185, March 26, 2006 7:44 am ET
by ap
equatorial guinea
bioko island is home
a dictatorship
Haiku # 35184, March 26, 2006 7:37 am ET
by ap
Unquenchable Needs
Inexaustable Pathways;
Straight and Narrow Pleads

Get to Know Jesus
Our, and I truly mean OUR
Savior is waiting

Be Very Careful
There is a way that seems right
But the end is death

Denominations
Spiritual Kryptonite
Saul out; David in

Keep searching, praying
A Church with God's Annointing's
Still in Existence
Haiku # 35183, March 26, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Scott of Alton
Elton John sings "Hold
me closer Tony Danza"

Think he might be gay?
Haiku # 35182, March 25, 2006 11:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
T. S. Eliot
You would have to tear his books
from my ragged claws
Haiku # 35181, March 25, 2006 10:34 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Heisenberg in love
Turbulent motion of fluids?
You can't be certain
Haiku # 35180, March 25, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Dyslexic lovers
Their love is never having
To yes your sorrow
Haiku # 35179, March 25, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Damn vacuum's broken
Place looks filthy. So I buy
low wattage light bulbs
Haiku # 35178, March 25, 2006 10:14 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Angry fat and rich
War monger amnesiacs
Now who could that be?
Haiku # 35177, March 25, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
During the blackout
Senses highten and fears grow
Moreso when you're blind
Haiku # 35176, March 25, 2006 10:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fallen through the ice
Shudder - look up in terror
my own reflection
Haiku # 35175, March 25, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
speak to me of love
i'll give you a mouthful too
or else lip service
Haiku # 35174, March 25, 2006 7:22 am ET
by ash
Spamming chinese bot
You nonsensical typeface
Is so meaningless
Haiku # 35173, March 24, 2006 11:36 pm ET
by Janis
hot squishy girl bits
throbbing protuberances
and a dream of love
Haiku # 35172, March 24, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by ash
Love is a sedan
smelling of new car fragrance
until it backfires
Haiku # 35171, March 24, 2006 5:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i wonder if you
realize that the functional
purpose is greater
Haiku # 35170, March 24, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by 30N of South Austin
poor drunken captain
hazelwood; found out that oil
and water don't mix
Haiku # 35169, March 24, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Prince William Sound of Alaska
Ivory Snow Girl
Marilyn is best known for
"Behind the Green Door."
Haiku # 35168, March 24, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the dance studio
was blackballed; boycott by the
whole community
Haiku # 35167, March 24, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

the greatest mistake
you can make in life; fearing
that you will make one
Haiku # 35166, March 24, 2006 1:23 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Can someone help me
I want to mate earth woman
Produce pale green kids
Haiku # 35165, March 24, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by little green man
Its Liquid coolant
Leaking from my booster jet
I
Haiku # 35164, March 24, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Little green man friend of MMM
Do you want to know?
What its like to be in love?
Feet never touching
*
Ground
Haiku # 35163, March 24, 2006 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
So soft and tender
Fabulous fabulosa
I just worship you
Haiku # 35162, March 24, 2006 7:38 am ET
by MMM
I
Haiku # 35161, March 24, 2006 7:27 am ET
by MMM
You
Haiku # 35160, March 24, 2006 7:25 am ET
by MMM
Save yourself for me
Don
Haiku # 35159, March 24, 2006 7:21 am ET
by MMM
Tonight my lover
Take down your pants on my knee
I
Haiku # 35158, March 24, 2006 7:17 am ET
by MMM
Wetsuit survival
As we splash about the world
Trying to survive
Haiku # 35157, March 24, 2006 7:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Water splashing down
Ice cold springs of clear water
Feeding the beauty
Haiku # 35156, March 24, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
You came from the love
Your mother and father had
Do you deny it?
*
So why protest so
OK Love is hard to find
But to deny it?
*
Take love where offered
It
Haiku # 35155, March 24, 2006 7:04 am ET
by MMM for Betty and Ash

If he dreams big again
just take him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35154, March 24, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big again
just skunk him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35153, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
don't hesitate
Shoot him in the head
Haiku # 35152, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
read my lips
It's a done deal
Haiku # 35151, March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Too many lies
for one haiku fool
To accept, Haiku Op.
Haiku # 35150, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Like someone said, my
throbing skin an't the cheapest
Neither, haiku
Haiku # 35149, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Pointless debating
several attempts already
this time do him in right, haiku
Haiku # 35148, March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haiku, me no wright no more
haiku wants some
.... yay
Haiku # 35147, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Take me out to the ballgame
to the ballgame
Haiku - haiku yay
Haiku # 35146, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Need a littlle bit of character
have tons
Have tons of haiku
Haiku # 35145, March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Cannot change the world
could only listen to others
Cracking up here
Haiku # 35144, March 24, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
love is a strong drug
it can have bad side effects
where's the fda ?
Haiku # 35143, March 24, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
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