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28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

haiku genocide
you kill poems like people
what a slob (...odan)
Haiku # 35243, March 28, 2006 7:35 am ET
by ash
They be crawling out of the woodwork
oopsie, yes they just did
Looks like I struck a nerv
Haiku # 35242, March 28, 2006 5:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
take that medicine
transcend your verbosity
do it quietly
Haiku # 35241, March 28, 2006 5:41 am ET
by ash
Fucking bloody Serbs
thinking I am an American spy
Wanna kill



Haiku # 35240, March 27, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Albatross - an old shoe
swords' point touching
In wisdom
Haiku # 35239, March 27, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

As kinetic
stars in her eyes
I glow with joy

Haiku # 35238, March 27, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Stood up through
fuss and feathers
She - my alpha wife

Haiku # 35237, March 27, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Poetic wisdom
malarkey
What the
Haiku # 35236, March 27, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tootandcommon trouble
lurking
Around the corner


Haiku # 35235, March 27, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sex
words
Consequences
Haiku # 35234, March 27, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been years, an't sure
love not or respect
That Chris Hitchens
Haiku # 35233, March 27, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
We chew each other's rags
airing a good vibe
Of procreation
Haiku # 35232, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Bear with it
to be borne out
And then to - what?
Haiku # 35231, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Barge into my life
here the heck I
Await you
Haiku # 35230, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Banking on my trouble
shithead lurks
Around the corner

Haiku # 35229, March 27, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Banking on my trouble
he who knows nothing
Prevails



Haiku # 35228, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
We ate salt mine together
still have not had
Sex, word


Haiku # 35227, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Backing the wrong one
horse they call me
Apparentlessly

Haiku # 35226, March 27, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Falling back
spasm deeps
Been caught, in anger
Haiku # 35225, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
As much as I hate them
still may be love them
though
Haiku # 35224, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Just imagine, as it were
400 blows
for nothing

Haiku # 35223, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A lot of lies hurts
anywhere one goes
Something's in my drink
Haiku # 35222, March 27, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Governmental sweety coats
what smoke is there
Up their ass
Haiku # 35221, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Don't care about them
their stupid country / place
Got one life to live


Haiku # 35220, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Pussywhipped
pussytom
That old cat Milo

Haiku # 35219, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been lickin' Ben and Jerry's
&
Whatnot
(me for B & J promo ad)
Haiku # 35218, March 27, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Could write a book
in duh
Single haiku


Haiku # 35217, March 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Can you put your
life at pains
In a single haiku cell ?
(in resp. to Mango's
Can you put a wind in your pocket?)

Haiku # 35216, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Ouch, trouble's lurkin'
around the corner
Young neighbor's skirt
Haiku # 35215, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
General, general, your [blue] coat
I look around me
Indians crossing the ravine
Haiku # 35214, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Hard work
the secret's out
Missing

Haiku # 35213, March 27, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Experimenting with destiny of others
counts in one's blessings
Major health change


Haiku # 35212, March 27, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia

Those who destroyed my family
scoring all my goodies
I lick my wounds
Haiku # 35211, March 27, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Were I in V.G. besides
i were in W. besides
Were I in C.

Haiku # 35210, March 27, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
All human trouble
eatin' me
Within
Haiku # 35209, March 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Been through this before
barricades of doom
When in fact all just friends
Haiku # 35208, March 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Stubborn friends
faulting after have faulted
No big deal
Haiku # 35207, March 27, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fora limited
Ban Angelina Jolie!
Lone exhortation
Haiku # 35206, March 27, 2006 11:31 am ET
by Lush
The Fuckarwe tribe
Short and live in the long grass
Constantly jumping
Haiku # 35205, March 27, 2006 11:23 am ET
by Where fuckarewe
Using old PC
My other is terminal
Which has a virus
Haiku # 35204, March 27, 2006 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get you in the mood
I sing
Haiku # 35203, March 27, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Dirty old little green man
Would you like to see?
View the dark side of the moon
Just get in baby
Haiku # 35202, March 27, 2006 11:10 am ET
by Dirty old (little green) man
Curious about me?
There is something you should know
I
Haiku # 35201, March 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by Little green are hermaphrodites
Word pictures are great
Write discomfort and its there
What I write you see
Haiku # 35200, March 27, 2006 10:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Gravity
Haiku # 35199, March 27, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Little green man
Small but vital task
I love breakfast in your bed
Dish of desire
Haiku # 35198, March 27, 2006 10:13 am ET
by MMM
Your yoghurt-smeared breast
Gross misuse of food items
Wild tastes on my tongue
*
Your audible gasps
When I applied cold yoghurt
Your legs shot apart
*
Your body shaking
What could I do but lick you
Clean as a bald monk
*
Fresh cut strawberries
My tongue follows the juice trail
Missing not a drop
Haiku # 35197, March 27, 2006 10:10 am ET
by MMM
Love for a lost pet
Life
Haiku # 35196, March 27, 2006 9:28 am ET
by William Nippress for Betty
Our weekend of love
Held stroked passionately kissed
But best of all talked
*
In each others arms
We explored ourselves exposed
No secrete lay hid
*
Sharing our souls light
I knew you as you knew me
Damaged but stunning
*
How fast this love grew
Sweeping clean old attachments
Learning their lessons
*
Tears well in my eyes
My deep thoughts of missing you
So long till embrace
Haiku # 35195, March 27, 2006 7:36 am ET
by MMM
come, all ye faithful
and then when your seed is spent
just kneel and repent
Haiku # 35194, March 27, 2006 6:15 am ET
by ash
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