Hip here lizerd lizerd
mah poke is wearing thin
Could you shed some skin
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Romans, Huns and Ottomans
Small fry for those
Who stole my wife
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Heck, indicient proposal
will take his wife
Willy Nilly
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
hola' hovito
drug selling to rap singing
crapulous old fool
by Steve Stevenson of Guam
Patton had a Willie
Babe and Baxter were just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia
Serbian New Riches
collecting their toys
They spare nuns
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Riding with Custer
into the prairie Sun
Blasting ocean waves
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Patton had a Willie
Baby was just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
feeling nostalgic
leafing through your old letters
i wish you were here
by ash
spring nips at our backs
yet the asshole squints unwashed
someone grab the hose
by psarah
I saw.
I conquered.
I came.
by Julius seized her
Jumping on his back,
Gollum destroys Frodo
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Sweet Lord! I need pain!
Bleeding from my twistedness.
It makes me feel real.
by Mr Happy
her soft round buttocks
crave the sting of His harsh hand
the pain is so sweet
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
rhythmic paddle smacks
against her firm round bottom
flesh turns pink, then red
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
sensual spanking
His hand slaps her round bottom
pink handprints appear
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
To the pub tonight
Meat a woman, no knickers
Not spelling mistake
by Mighty meaty matey
Sometimes life is tough
because I can
by Doughy MacGoughy of Slough
Writing bad haiku
Don't want to follow the rules
This line is short.
by Anonymous Poet
School takes too much time
Give me a pit stop for five
Treasure all of them
by Left-Hand Trump of cell block 1138
I live on a boat.
My neighbor is a dolphin.
I call him Skippy.
by Mad Ken
Bappetybappetybapptybap
Whumpawhumpawhumpa
El Camino, His Excellency
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No soup for you
No gals in Serbia
For the Serbs
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
unbelievable
gastroenterological
examination
by Anonymous Poet
Trekkies are the shiyat
Be at 1 w/ them
Transcedence
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A 'Lost in Space' fan
I found myself ostracized by
obessive Trekkies
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Sumguy from Sumwhere
Could see your reply
What was you gonna say?
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
From the Bridge of Sighs,
we both take a dump upstream,
pinch at the same time.
>
At the downstream side,
we lean over to watch for
whose log floats out first.
by a game of poo sticks
nah u shut up u
by Anonymous Poet
Yeah what about it??
by Anonymous Poet
Pit now
If you an't a Christian
Hell's breaking loose
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
My coffee tastes cold.
I put my head in the fridge.
It tastes warm again.
by Mad Ken
Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick
by Sumguy of sumwere
is this a haiku
I do not know if it is
can you please check it
by Sumguy of Sumwere
i like my coffee cup
like i like
my shoes (This is bad haiku, bad, this is...)
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Whaddaya sink o'my haiku
i am haiku tzar
Like Igor d'Terrible
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
dance the dance of lurve
do the horizontal bop
taking turns on top
by ash
Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
is a long, long word.
by Adam
Just five syllables.
Seven on the second line!
Then, five once again.
by Adam
Don't break my heart, my
Achy, breaky heart, it might
Blow up, kill this man.
by Adam
Orange, lemon, and lime
Haikus aren
by Adam
asphyxiating
held down by the ocean's might
i was a salted
by ash
