Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick
by Sumguy of sumwere
is this a haiku
I do not know if it is
can you please check it
by Sumguy of Sumwere
i like my coffee cup
like i like
my shoes (This is bad haiku, bad, this is...)
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Whaddaya sink o'my haiku
i am haiku tzar
Like Igor d'Terrible
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
dance the dance of lurve
do the horizontal bop
taking turns on top
by ash
Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
is a long, long word.
by Adam
Just five syllables.
Seven on the second line!
Then, five once again.
by Adam
Don't break my heart, my
Achy, breaky heart, it might
Blow up, kill this man.
by Adam
Orange, lemon, and lime
Haikus aren
by Adam
asphyxiating
held down by the ocean's might
i was a salted
by ash
I craveth LeBomb
A shared Sharpie fulfillment
Marry me Betty
by Lush
brief paralysis
most enchanted by LeBomb
therein lies my lady
by Lush
Ray Johnson was a
revelatory moment
ultimate art form
by Betty LeBomb
My dog looked at me
very seriously and
threw back seven pints
by Betty LeBomb
Shady ice cream cone
with raisons, potatoes, and
flecks of diced turtle
by Betty LeBomb
My shaft within fist
Before flat screen monitor
High res spank support
by Lush
Oh, art school drama
is setting my paint on fire
got gonorrea
by Betty LeBomb
"Between two evils,
I always pick the one I
never tried before."
-- words of wisdom by Mae West
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I kissed her goodbye
Whispered,
by The art of seduction
Several approaches
A women like
by Anonymous Poet
Chatted up a friend
I said come naked to bed
She said
by But she kept touching me
Good looking and young
Doctors were never like this
When I was a lad
by Grumpy old men
Chatted up Doctor
She slim attractive, nice eyes
Should have asked her out
by The walking wounded
Love and obsession
But a mad psychiatrist
Sees only problems
by Physician go heal thyself
You Physiatrists
You
by Strike a blow for sanity
Do not discount love
The strongest of emotions
Can distorts the truth
by Anonymous Poet
Obsession maybe
But this sleep deprivation
Causing confusion
by Anonymous Poet
I doze sitting up
Lest I fall into deep sleep
Still have much to do
by William Nippress
obsession hovers
practical inner musing
governs fixation
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I have to sleep now
My desk, my work, has to wait
Cannot fight it more
by William Nippress
Slumped in my chair
Exhausted through lack of sleep
I stay my passion
by William Nippress
Holding her feels good
I
by William Nippress
But a chance to kiss
Those red lips so soft and warm
The slightest brushed touch
by William Nippress
I must not give way
My wild impulse to kiss her
Would spoil every thing
by William Nippress
Every nerve end
Tingling at the thought of her
Soft inviting lips
by William Nippress
I have to let go
Her interest is dancing
Not in a romance
by William Nippress
Walk softly at dawn
Sleeping lights Opaque ghostly
Thoughts turn to Lorna
by William Nippress
Lovely Lorna
by William Nippress
Dogs had opp ok
Lump done and removed 8 teeth
Poor sod will be sore
by William Nippress
Memories slipping
The past no longer maters
Ties slowly dwindle
by Anonymous Poet
so long ago now
the last time we said good-bye
i don't remember
by ash
Fuzzy bunny pics
are eating away at my
laptop battery
by Betty LeBomb
Tedious classes
left today short on patience
and long on vodka
by Betty LeBomb
Bright red sub sandwich
glows ominously outside
hole cut in my wall
by Betty LeBomb
Idle rigmarole
Is seldom notably droll
Yet remains my role
by Lush
Give us a break, ash
Weak as 'tis, irony still
Maestro/Lush await.
by Lush
you might think it's bliss
narcotics are such a yawn
i wouldn't bother
by ash
I'd as lief be killed
by a nuculear blast than
by a hand grenade
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
tongue sliding on skin
quickened heart beat pounds within
knock knock please come in
by Anonymous Poet
