Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77388 Haiku later...

Whaddaya sink o'my haiku
i am haiku tzar
Like Igor d'Terrible
Haiku # 34903, March 9, 2006 8:23 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
dance the dance of lurve
do the horizontal bop
taking turns on top
Haiku # 34902, March 9, 2006 7:33 am ET
by ash
She
Haiku # 34901, March 9, 2006 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
is a long, long word.
Haiku # 34900, March 9, 2006 7:00 am ET
by Adam
Just five syllables.
Seven on the second line!
Then, five once again.
Haiku # 34899, March 9, 2006 6:46 am ET
by Adam
Don't break my heart, my
Achy, breaky heart, it might
Blow up, kill this man.
Haiku # 34898, March 9, 2006 6:39 am ET
by Adam
Orange, lemon, and lime
Haikus aren
Haiku # 34897, March 9, 2006 6:18 am ET
by Adam
asphyxiating
held down by the ocean's might
i was a salted
Haiku # 34896, March 9, 2006 5:56 am ET
by ash
I craveth LeBomb
A shared Sharpie fulfillment
Marry me Betty
Haiku # 34895, March 9, 2006 4:11 am ET
by Lush
brief paralysis
most enchanted by LeBomb
therein lies my lady
Haiku # 34894, March 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Lush
Ray Johnson was a
revelatory moment
ultimate art form
Haiku # 34893, March 9, 2006 2:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My dog looked at me
very seriously and
threw back seven pints
Haiku # 34892, March 9, 2006 2:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Shady ice cream cone
with raisons, potatoes, and
flecks of diced turtle
Haiku # 34891, March 9, 2006 2:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My shaft within fist
Before flat screen monitor
High res spank support
Haiku # 34890, March 8, 2006 11:02 pm ET
by Lush
Oh, art school drama
is setting my paint on fire
got gonorrea
Haiku # 34889, March 8, 2006 8:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"Between two evils,
I always pick the one I
never tried before."


-- words of wisdom by Mae West
Haiku # 34888, March 8, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I kissed her goodbye
Whispered,
Haiku # 34887, March 8, 2006 9:52 am ET
by The art of seduction
Several approaches
A women like
Haiku # 34886, March 8, 2006 9:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chatted up a friend
I said come naked to bed
She said
Haiku # 34885, March 8, 2006 9:45 am ET
by But she kept touching me
Good looking and young
Doctors were never like this
When I was a lad
Haiku # 34884, March 8, 2006 9:41 am ET
by Grumpy old men
Chatted up Doctor
She slim attractive, nice eyes
Should have asked her out
Haiku # 34883, March 8, 2006 9:38 am ET
by The walking wounded
Love and obsession
But a mad psychiatrist
Sees only problems
Haiku # 34882, March 8, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Physician go heal thyself
You Physiatrists
You
Haiku # 34881, March 8, 2006 9:21 am ET
by Strike a blow for sanity
Do not discount love
The strongest of emotions
Can distorts the truth
Haiku # 34880, March 8, 2006 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Obsession maybe
But this sleep deprivation
Causing confusion
Haiku # 34879, March 8, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I doze sitting up
Lest I fall into deep sleep
Still have much to do
Haiku # 34878, March 8, 2006 9:03 am ET
by William Nippress
obsession hovers
practical inner musing
governs fixation
Haiku # 34877, March 8, 2006 8:40 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I have to sleep now
My desk, my work, has to wait
Cannot fight it more
Haiku # 34876, March 8, 2006 8:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Slumped in my chair
Exhausted through lack of sleep
I stay my passion
Haiku # 34875, March 8, 2006 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Holding her feels good
I
Haiku # 34874, March 8, 2006 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
But a chance to kiss
Those red lips so soft and warm
The slightest brushed touch
Haiku # 34873, March 8, 2006 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I must not give way
My wild impulse to kiss her
Would spoil every thing
Haiku # 34872, March 8, 2006 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Every nerve end
Tingling at the thought of her
Soft inviting lips
Haiku # 34871, March 8, 2006 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
I have to let go
Her interest is dancing
Not in a romance
Haiku # 34870, March 8, 2006 8:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Walk softly at dawn
Sleeping lights Opaque ghostly
Thoughts turn to Lorna
Haiku # 34869, March 8, 2006 8:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Lovely Lorna
Haiku # 34868, March 8, 2006 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dogs had opp ok
Lump done and removed 8 teeth
Poor sod will be sore
Haiku # 34867, March 8, 2006 7:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Memories slipping
The past no longer maters
Ties slowly dwindle
Haiku # 34866, March 8, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so long ago now
the last time we said good-bye
i don't remember
Haiku # 34865, March 8, 2006 5:53 am ET
by ash
Fuzzy bunny pics
are eating away at my
laptop battery
Haiku # 34864, March 8, 2006 2:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tedious classes
left today short on patience
and long on vodka
Haiku # 34863, March 8, 2006 2:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bright red sub sandwich
glows ominously outside
hole cut in my wall
Haiku # 34862, March 8, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Idle rigmarole
Is seldom notably droll
Yet remains my role
Haiku # 34861, March 7, 2006 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
Give us a break, ash
Weak as 'tis, irony still
Maestro/Lush await.
Haiku # 34860, March 7, 2006 11:21 pm ET
by Lush
you might think it's bliss
narcotics are such a yawn
i wouldn't bother
Haiku # 34859, March 7, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by ash
I'd as lief be killed
by a nuculear blast than
by a hand grenade
Haiku # 34858, March 7, 2006 6:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
tongue sliding on skin
quickened heart beat pounds within
knock knock please come in
Haiku # 34857, March 7, 2006 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The drum beats
supporters cheer we all feel invincible
Ronaldhino scored
Haiku # 34856, March 7, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by M*G
Oxycontin crushed,
Simmered and then injected
Prescription for bliss
Haiku # 34855, March 7, 2006 5:33 pm ET
by Lush
Coffee break at two
Good Christ, my epidermis!
Do not drink and drive.
Haiku # 34854, March 7, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Julie
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