rhythmic paddle smacks
against her firm round bottom
flesh turns pink, then red
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
sensual spanking
His hand slaps her round bottom
pink handprints appear
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
To the pub tonight
Meat a woman, no knickers
Not spelling mistake
by Mighty meaty matey
Sometimes life is tough
because I can
by Doughy MacGoughy of Slough
Writing bad haiku
Don't want to follow the rules
This line is short.
by Anonymous Poet
School takes too much time
Give me a pit stop for five
Treasure all of them
by Left-Hand Trump of cell block 1138
I live on a boat.
My neighbor is a dolphin.
I call him Skippy.
by Mad Ken
Bappetybappetybapptybap
Whumpawhumpawhumpa
El Camino, His Excellency
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No soup for you
No gals in Serbia
For the Serbs
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
unbelievable
gastroenterological
examination
by Anonymous Poet
Trekkies are the shiyat
Be at 1 w/ them
Transcedence
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A 'Lost in Space' fan
I found myself ostracized by
obessive Trekkies
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Sumguy from Sumwhere
Could see your reply
What was you gonna say?
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
From the Bridge of Sighs,
we both take a dump upstream,
pinch at the same time.
>
At the downstream side,
we lean over to watch for
whose log floats out first.
by a game of poo sticks
nah u shut up u
by Anonymous Poet
Yeah what about it??
by Anonymous Poet
Pit now
If you an't a Christian
Hell's breaking loose
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
My coffee tastes cold.
I put my head in the fridge.
It tastes warm again.
by Mad Ken
Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick
by Sumguy of sumwere
is this a haiku
I do not know if it is
can you please check it
by Sumguy of Sumwere
i like my coffee cup
like i like
my shoes (This is bad haiku, bad, this is...)
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Whaddaya sink o'my haiku
i am haiku tzar
Like Igor d'Terrible
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
dance the dance of lurve
do the horizontal bop
taking turns on top
by ash
Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
is a long, long word.
by Adam
Just five syllables.
Seven on the second line!
Then, five once again.
by Adam
Don't break my heart, my
Achy, breaky heart, it might
Blow up, kill this man.
by Adam
Orange, lemon, and lime
Haikus aren
by Adam
asphyxiating
held down by the ocean's might
i was a salted
by ash
I craveth LeBomb
A shared Sharpie fulfillment
Marry me Betty
by Lush
brief paralysis
most enchanted by LeBomb
therein lies my lady
by Lush
Ray Johnson was a
revelatory moment
ultimate art form
by Betty LeBomb
My dog looked at me
very seriously and
threw back seven pints
by Betty LeBomb
Shady ice cream cone
with raisons, potatoes, and
flecks of diced turtle
by Betty LeBomb
My shaft within fist
Before flat screen monitor
High res spank support
by Lush
Oh, art school drama
is setting my paint on fire
got gonorrea
by Betty LeBomb
"Between two evils,
I always pick the one I
never tried before."
-- words of wisdom by Mae West
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I kissed her goodbye
Whispered,
by The art of seduction
Several approaches
A women like
by Anonymous Poet
Chatted up a friend
I said come naked to bed
She said
by But she kept touching me
Good looking and young
Doctors were never like this
When I was a lad
by Grumpy old men
Chatted up Doctor
She slim attractive, nice eyes
Should have asked her out
by The walking wounded
Love and obsession
But a mad psychiatrist
Sees only problems
by Physician go heal thyself
