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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?
Haiku # 34329 February 6, 2006 7:20 am ET
by There are stupid people all over the world
wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!
Haiku # 34328 February 6, 2006 7:16 am ET
by office jockey
Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
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Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
>
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Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
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God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
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Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
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Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
>
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Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it
Haiku # 34327 February 5, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by The Prophet of Hope
Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.
Haiku # 34326 February 5, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by who r u kidding
#Night watchman wanted.#
Haiku # 34325 February 5, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.
Haiku # 34324 February 5, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face
Haiku # 34323 February 5, 2006 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?
Haiku # 34322 February 5, 2006 11:34 am ET
by A Cybersex Addicted Masturbator
My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.
Haiku # 34321 February 5, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Dave
Lying in the bath,
I check my balls
Haiku # 34320 February 5, 2006 10:39 am ET
by smelly joe
It
Haiku # 34319 February 5, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Dave
Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John
Haiku # 34318 February 4, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!
Haiku # 34317 February 4, 2006 2:42 pm ET
by Lush
http://triptychhaiku.blogspot.com Triptych Haiku - an experimental journal of short form poetry
Haiku # 34316 February 3, 2006 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.
Haiku # 34315 February 3, 2006 5:28 pm ET
by Chilli con carnage
A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.
Haiku # 34314 February 3, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Dave
Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It
Haiku # 34313 February 3, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Dave
Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother
Haiku # 34312 February 3, 2006 3:59 pm ET
by normal
The barn door opens.
Haiku # 34311 February 3, 2006 3:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik
Haiku # 34310 February 3, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.
Haiku # 34309 February 3, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.
Haiku # 34308 February 3, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!
Haiku # 34307 February 3, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!
Haiku # 34306 February 3, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?
Haiku # 34305 February 3, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?
Haiku # 34304 February 3, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.
Haiku # 34303 February 3, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...
Haiku # 34302 February 3, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Turning Japanese,
think I
Haiku # 34301 February 3, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Dave
A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.
Haiku # 34300 February 3, 2006 10:26 am ET
by Lost Boy
Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!
Haiku # 34299 February 3, 2006 10:06 am ET
by office jockey
Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self
Haiku # 34298 February 3, 2006 6:54 am ET
by Precognition is a curse
You may lose the lot
Life
Haiku # 34297 February 3, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Your life is a papers thickness away from total disaster
Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live
Haiku # 34296 February 3, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Am I as selfish as you?
Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we
Haiku # 34295 February 3, 2006 6:15 am ET
by What if it were I?
You
Haiku # 34294 February 3, 2006 6:08 am ET
by No second chances in this game
work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die
Haiku # 34293 February 3, 2006 3:53 am ET
by ash
i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk
Haiku # 34292 February 3, 2006 3:16 am ET
by ash
safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in
Haiku # 34291 February 3, 2006 2:59 am ET
by ash
at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others
Haiku # 34290 February 3, 2006 2:29 am ET
by ash
Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.
Haiku # 34289 February 2, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by Mr Tide
Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.
Haiku # 34288 February 2, 2006 5:18 pm ET
by normal
danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo
Haiku # 34287 February 2, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...
Haiku # 34286 February 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!
Haiku # 34285 February 2, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by office jockey
Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!
Haiku # 34284 February 2, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by office jockey
my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin
Haiku # 34283 February 2, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...
Haiku # 34282 February 2, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by Mr Titties of England
Rose-pink silk unfolds
its gentle, dreamy softness.
A goat vagina.
Haiku # 34281 February 2, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by The Beast Master
"Poo Man" my name is.
I smell sweet, of sewerage.
Kiss me, I taste brown.
Haiku # 34280 February 2, 2006 4:28 pm ET
by Mrs Titties of England