suck upon my balls mother fokers
suck upon my balls mother fockers

pale heavenly pond
sometimes full yet often not
visible above

now I remember
back in 2003 and 4
signed name *Felicia*

see that ash still posts
he and I used to "converse"
will he remember

you are right my friend
lamb did that thing not kay dee
i'm going under

BMW
fast kid on the Autobahn
motorcycle girl

Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck

K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!

Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.

trans fatty acid
from kruder and dorfmeister
soul seductive sound

Watery choir

Hidden from sight, but close by
Noise of the small brook

Hiaku composing
I doubt mine are very good
But can cause chaos

Soft, green puddles form.
A lolly melts on the street.
An unknown mouth waits.

It

Up, Up and away
Oh Christ mate, Andy Williams!
You

up up and away
in my beautiful balloon
and we can fly high

I find prunes help me
That and a pint of fruit juice
Who need colonic?

just so much bullshit
behind so much obstruction
and so little time

I

Crappiness abounds
In the bleak cold of winter
Now rolling along

Palaeozoic.
Campbell's ordinary soup
does make Peter proud.

Is it a haiku,
or could it be the colonels
secret recipe?

Gimme some bacon,
Pig's feet, duck livers and lard.
Ahhh, aneurysm ...

Hydrocarbon chain
Carboxylic acid group
With trans double bond

don't eat that they begged
but you did i tasted great
and later you died

maybe it's a groove
by a man from south thailand
for the corpulent

Well its either a
Hydrogenated veg oils
Obese transvestite

trans fatty acid
any idea what this is?
let me know guys, please.

Guns stop the flashlights
Concrete smoothly covers death
Cold, slickly, he kills

Just kidding about
No worse than any other
We all fuck up some

I fink you meen wurs
You spell as you speak I fink
Shirly you nowe that

Anonymous prose
from anonymous muppets,
you bring shame to all...
***
Good Haiku dot com
A plaice for purfect spellurs
I wouldnt fit in :-(
***
So this ends it then.
The last bad Haiku i make,
the rest will be worse...

You mad, bad poets,
with your daily word sparring,
get a fucking job!

Better than a queen
How do you know it

it is you
the flaming arse
that lights my torch

Excellent grouping,
well done 007!
Two in each hechman!

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

sure it's all good fun
till they burn your embassy
so who's laughing now ?

king of my small world,
I stay unknown out of fear.
(ugly and single)

Ouch that really hurt.
Cant we all just get along?
No woman, no cry...

Oh so very sad
Did you not do well at school?
There there Titties

anonymous pet?
you had better bend over
spell check wants ur ass...

Anonymous cock!
Let's all have a circle wank,
in your honour, cunt!

Wee tim

Don't try this at home
But drink down a beer barrel
Sure it makes you drunk

Don

That

Funny? Funny how?
Like I fucking amuse you?
What is so funny?

A balding psychic,
portrayed by Patrick Stewart:
He sees EVRYTHING.