Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Reliving glories
of past haiku with search tool.
Damn, I was clever.
Haiku # 33775, December 13, 2005 12:01 am ET
by Chowderhead
Frivolous bombast
A grandiloquent dumbass
With spite doth trespass
Haiku # 33774, December 12, 2005 7:25 pm ET
by Lush
i remember when
a secret poem said so much
you are not alone
Haiku # 33773, December 12, 2005 2:11 pm ET
by calafate of austin
The rules of haiku...
Five, seven, five. Not too tough!
Get it right, assholes.
Haiku # 33772, December 12, 2005 12:59 pm ET
by Steve of Cleveland, OH
Oh no! What to do!
My business address public
Does not concern me
Haiku # 33771, December 12, 2005 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
While stupidity flutters
33766 not mine
Awestruck peasant gapes
Haiku # 33770, December 12, 2005 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
A judge breaks small words
Your lazyness stops stanzas
Whispers hide faces
Haiku # 33769, December 12, 2005 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey you, name stealer
Are you frightened little man
Can
Haiku # 33768, December 12, 2005 8:15 am ET
by LIAR PIMPLES WINS
I
Haiku # 33767, December 12, 2005 8:10 am ET
by Guess who
Cold streets, beer gut,
ugly ho's, Tough homo's
ahead of me

Take the dog for walk

Haiku # 33766, December 12, 2005 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Cold streets, ugly rain
Tough tarmac ahead of me
Take the dog for walk
Haiku # 33765, December 12, 2005 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 33764, December 12, 2005 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I have some problems
Sometimes the old grey matter
It just will not work
Haiku # 33763, December 12, 2005 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Cold lurks in the woods
The wind plays beside the stream
Seagull swirls, screaming
Haiku # 33762, December 12, 2005 7:03 am ET
by Thats better still
Seagull swirls, screaming
The wind plays beside the stream
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33761, December 12, 2005 7:00 am ET
by Thats better
Seagull swirls, screaming
The winds plays beside the streams
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33760, December 12, 2005 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Hopes disappointed
Look up lotery results
My body loiters
Haiku # 33759, December 12, 2005 6:55 am ET
by try again next week
Nothing leaves nothing
All holes leave holes and holes leave
But Holes leave nothing
Haiku # 33758, December 12, 2005 6:50 am ET
by So what am I left with?
Last thing Mechanicalized
Organic machinery
Gia
Haiku # 33757, December 12, 2005 6:41 am ET
by Willioam Nippress
An orgasm throbs
Agony spurts on wet breasts
It
Haiku # 33756, December 12, 2005 6:37 am ET
by Who am I to deny her?
Kiss urges warm moans
Tight lovers spread the embrace
Faces full of love
Haiku # 33755, December 12, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Love wakes throughout night
Naked arm across my chest
Sleep loves an embrace
Haiku # 33753, December 12, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Bemoan, aching limbs
Lift up that box, hump that bag
Helped the girlfriend move
Haiku # 33752, December 12, 2005 5:42 am ET
by Dirty old man
Indecisiveness
Coupled with sleep and haiku
Could halt wars. And love.
Haiku # 33751, December 12, 2005 12:28 am ET
by annonymous and confused
who let the dogs out ?
seems we need a new catcher
and then the blue dream
Haiku # 33750, December 11, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 33749, December 11, 2005 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33748, December 11, 2005 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33747, December 11, 2005 11:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33746, December 11, 2005 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Vegas Nuptuals
Haiku # 33745, December 11, 2005 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 33744, December 11, 2005 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Putrid detritus:
Fetid, doth encompass us
Squalid omnibus
Haiku # 33743, December 11, 2005 2:05 am ET
by Lush
Photoshopped my ass
Onto VP Cheney's neck
'Twas pretty funny
Haiku # 33742, December 10, 2005 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If they are in tents
their intensions are intense
Are they in tension?
Haiku # 33741, December 10, 2005 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Of William's poems
Lucid, quirky, myriad
So serpentine/sserppin-tine
Haiku # 33740, December 10, 2005 9:18 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Bathroom stall signage:
Beware gay limbo dancers!
Mind the gap fellows.
Haiku # 33739, December 9, 2005 3:02 pm ET
by Lush
First line was just crap
Second line was true but trite
Third line was just right
Haiku # 33738, December 9, 2005 6:07 am ET
by Art critique
Just pick your season
Monet
Haiku # 33737, December 9, 2005 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Dive down to the deep
Water admits the shadows
Dim eerie green light
Haiku # 33736, December 9, 2005 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Grinning up at me
Inane stupid smile just grins
Starlit lemon peel
Haiku # 33735, December 9, 2005 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Perfect firm soft young skin
Not a mark on her body
Do I love or lust?
Haiku # 33734, December 9, 2005 5:31 am ET
by Dirty old man
Wash with my bare hands
Soap covered, soft warm water
Firm slippery breasts
Haiku # 33733, December 9, 2005 5:26 am ET
by Like you wouldn
What have I got planned
Girlfriend asks, nothing says I
Bath and make you come?
Haiku # 33732, December 9, 2005 5:18 am ET
by Gota Love soapy girls
Thanks be for the search
Reminiscing old and new
Some really good stuff
Haiku # 33731, December 9, 2005 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Cry perhaps sad winds
These golden leaves live but once
Playing for your fun
Haiku # 33730, December 9, 2005 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis, searches work!
Can perigrinate on words,
Falcon : Falconer
Haiku # 33729, December 8, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Server is now fixed
Meaning that the search is back.
Stupid old poems
Haiku # 33728, December 8, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Glass balls and lights
adorn the shimmering trail
along the black lake
Haiku # 33727, December 8, 2005 4:05 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
A park of big boxes
on black wheels and cememt squares
rests a small village
Haiku # 33726, December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
Silver and lonely
awaiting it's thirsty guests
sits a cold airstream
Haiku # 33725, December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
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