Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

The bovine madness
And now the avian flu
Next? Porcine coma?
Haiku # 33405, November 10, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Lush
THe little asshole
Found a proxy server.. bleh
Don't have time for this
Haiku # 33404, November 10, 2005 12:36 pm ET
by Janis
I bet you think this
About you, don
Haiku # 33402, November 10, 2005 6:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Just censor the sod
He
Haiku # 33401, November 10, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Obvious Janis
Some sad sick cant be kept down
You know what
Haiku # 33400, November 10, 2005 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
He forgot to be
Himself, but not me, that
Haiku # 33399, November 10, 2005 6:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
shit piss fuck cunt piss
cocksucker motherfucker
DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
Haiku # 33398, November 9, 2005 11:55 pm ET
by FCC
My lovely Janice,
I cannot make contact yet
We need your email
Haiku # 33397, November 9, 2005 11:52 pm ET
by Mort of Paris
Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes
Haiku # 33389, November 9, 2005 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty
Haiku # 33388, November 9, 2005 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind
Haiku # 33387, November 9, 2005 8:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!
Haiku # 33386, November 9, 2005 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku
Haiku # 33385, November 9, 2005 5:25 am ET
by ash
all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that
Haiku # 33384, November 8, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by ash
who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation
Haiku # 33383, November 8, 2005 8:00 pm ET
by mellie
I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche
Haiku # 33382, November 8, 2005 6:47 pm ET
by Janis
Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.
Haiku # 33381, November 8, 2005 6:38 pm ET
by old sod
Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch
Haiku # 33380, November 8, 2005 4:07 pm ET
by Lush
The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix
Haiku # 33379, November 8, 2005 4:03 pm ET
by Maestro
I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy
Haiku # 33378, November 8, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by Janis
Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
Haiku # 33377, November 8, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
Haiku # 33376, November 8, 2005 2:09 pm ET
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
Haiku # 33375, November 8, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Janis
Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court
Haiku # 33374, November 8, 2005 1:52 pm ET
by Janis
Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can
Haiku # 33373, November 8, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why rage against us
There
Haiku # 33372, November 8, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life
Haiku # 33371, November 8, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people
Haiku # 33370, November 8, 2005 11:32 am ET
by Deny from 70.226.208.0/20 of <= Click here for more
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369, November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368, November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367, November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358, November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357, November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356, November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355, November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354, November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353, November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352, November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351, November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350, November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones
Haiku # 33349, November 8, 2005 1:05 am ET
by ash
I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)
Haiku # 33348, November 8, 2005 12:58 am ET
by Janis
It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want
Haiku # 33347, November 8, 2005 12:57 am ET
by Janis
that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

Haiku # 33346, November 8, 2005 12:51 am ET
by ash
blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!
Haiku # 33345, November 8, 2005 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ASH HOLE!!
Haiku # 33344, November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all
Haiku # 33343, November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by ash
Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.
Haiku # 33342, November 8, 2005 12:47 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
null
Haiku # 33341, November 7, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

Haiku # 33340, November 7, 2005 7:40 pm ET
by ash
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