Maestro has a goal
To smell like another mans shit
Ass licking mental
by Ash
i am an artist
my life's a work in progress
but there isn't much
by ash
that's entertainmant
if you can't amuse the crowds
you can annoy them
by ash
william is a troll
all hail the erect nippress
he's a sammich short
by ash (of zabadooey will steal my name and write lame haiku any moment)
honky tonk verses
scribbled on a bathroom wall
kilroy writes haiku
by passin thru
too much arse and shit
what is the fascination
with shitty haiku?
by mellie
An apple turns eyes.
Ignorantly, a sheep sings.
Leaves wake ugly boats.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
I stink of ass...
for that is where I
spend most of my
time.
Up another mans hairy
ass..
by Maestro of Manhattan
Yeah
Yeah, I'm from New Orleans
Donations accepted
by Travis Miller of Clearwater, FL
In summarizing
All internet offerings
I forgot assholes
by Maestro loathes Zabadooey
Wow, maybe it's me
I've enjoyed your company
Love and peace to all
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
I fuck cowshit
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
blah, blah, i suck
by -d-rizzo
How can we miss you
If you do not go away
Abracadabra!
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Fuck and poop
is all i get nowadays.
Fuck my ass.
by -d-rizzo
You are a moron
Incapable of proper spelling
Grammar, or meter.
Please depart and die.
by Council of for execution of ZABADOOEY
Blackly, women melt.
The girls clash therefore pears wake.
Spring kisses candles.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Smooth poisons set winds.
Cruelly, hard love clashes.
Black eagerness plays.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
I am a penis,
which will not come,
betwen us...
get it? I made a pun!
Ain't I funny?? ha, ha,
ho, ho homosexual!!
by Maestro of Manhattan
I have no balls,
or nuts as you like,
just a patch of,
cellulite
by Frenchy
I will grow bored in defending my moniker.
Those devoid of creativity
can suck a fart out of mine ass.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Hey! That's not from me!
Shut the fuck up you asshole!
I don't know Maestro.
by Frenchy
Cursed imposters
Who fail to compose haiku
Must be abolished
by Maestro of Manhattan
Maestro is my sunshine,
my gay love slave,
and my hope for all
mankind..
by Frenchy
I am a little bitch
because I like to choke
my chicken
in the morning's fresh
light, and dew.
by Maestro of Manhattan
I could write better
With my brian on crystal meth
Brian? Who the fuck...
by Cist of Toronto ON Canada
Sphincter expansion
Comes with the territory
53rd and 3rd
by Maestro of Manhattan
Friday rocks my ass!
My favorite day by far,
Time to get crunked up.
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
my mom is deadly
coke up her nose means there isnt
any coke in the fridge
by florintino of 43431
All mainlines collapsed
Morphine suppository
Rectal salvation
by Maestro of Manhattan
Poetry and porn
What else does the net provide?
Oh, bomb recipes.
by Maestro of Manhattan
My woman is cold.
Bitter, sub-zero cold. Like
Liquid Nitrogen.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I hear you laughing
when I tell the snowflakes I
need a little time
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
In my dreams I am
falling in autumn leaves and
love laughing, laughing
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
You can't write haiku
You have been forbidden by
my mean chihuahua
by Fifi
Who can't write haiku?
Its' easier than writing
Really long poems
by brian elkey of South Korea
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
by Frenchy
A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
by Frenchy
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
by Frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
by Frenchy
Mimi in new york,
Great writer, excellent blog!
Just finished August...
by Frenchy
Better to be a
Smart ass rather than a dumb
ass, so says mother.
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
Prior two haiku
Are not those of the maestro
You are an asshole
by Maestro of Manhattan
I worship the Viet Cong
because they tortured
soldiers
Real good-like!
by Maestro of Manhattan
I am a communist,
Pinko, Lefty spy...
All of you will
surely die
by Maestro of Manhattan
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Folded shit stained sheets
Into putrid Rorschach Test
Saw bottle of booze
by Maestro of Manhattan
Awoke this morning
To delirium tremens
Shat myself and wept
by Maestro of Manhattan
Capitalism
Inevitability
Cannibalism
by The Time Keeper of Everywhere
