Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
........a labrador with
leather skin of golden brown
....lost to nature's ways
Haiku # 32087 June 10, 2003 3:45 am ET
by ronin
Now ronin steady
You
Haiku # 32086 June 10, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Evangelism
is a virulent evil
and it is spreading
Haiku # 32085 June 10, 2003 3:40 am ET
by A Student of Is christianity a mental disorder?
......in memory of
the golden red arwana
.that has passed away
Haiku # 32084 June 10, 2003 3:40 am ET
by ronin@literallyandotherwise
Traveling so fast
Dam now my secret is out
Have to write myself
Haiku # 32083 June 10, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
I am not a pimp
Would it be Australia?
I'd like to go there
Haiku # 32082 June 10, 2003 3:38 am ET
by A Student of Instead of being stuck in Manchester
All I have to do
Is just insult them and hey
I get to the top
Haiku # 32081 June 10, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
..........a withered bonsai
clothed in dull brown stands alone
.........in the morning rains
Haiku # 32080 June 10, 2003 3:36 am ET
by ronin
Ironic really
Those that seem to hate, push me
Ever near the top
Haiku # 32079 June 10, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Anyway the way
My imposters are posting
It
Haiku # 32078 June 10, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
I will stop one short
So you
Haiku # 32077 June 10, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Ash, Ash don
Haiku # 32076 June 10, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
There you are "stupid"
That
Haiku # 32075 June 10, 2003 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
A politician
Makes millions but not remain
At least in same job
Haiku # 32074 June 10, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
An evangelist
Can lie, make millions get caught
Say sorry start again
Haiku # 32073 June 10, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
within a few days
my works will be outnumbered
though never outclassed
Haiku # 32072 June 10, 2003 3:19 am ET
by ash
With Evangelists?
Say juries out on that one
Politicians too
Haiku # 32071 June 10, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Through the use of lies
And deceits not far behind
Can we remain good?
Haiku # 32070 June 10, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Is it possible?
That a balance can be kept
With good and evil
Haiku # 32069 June 10, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Sitting at the keys
Here on a dull gray morning
Thinking, Not a lot
Haiku # 32068 June 10, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Missed my vocation
I should write some greetings cards
Its ok I know
Haiku # 32067 June 10, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
The balls in question
Happen to be football balls
You
Haiku # 32066 June 10, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 32065 June 10, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You think you
Haiku # 32064 June 10, 2003 2:43 am ET
by William Nippress
32034, 32041, 32042, 32043, 32045, 32048, 32052, not mine:
Haiku # 32063 June 10, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
we die anyway
your direction not needed
be happy till then
Haiku # 32062 June 9, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by ash
no one cares about anyone so go die
Haiku # 32061 June 9, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by unhappy teenager of ohio
america rules
america leads the way
a new fascist state
Haiku # 32060 June 9, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by ash
hail zabadooey
exponent of the mullet
and heavy metal


lacking any taste
imposing capital crap
with self delusion
Haiku # 32059 June 9, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ash
i'm not from england
and neither is searle you fool
total ignoramus
Haiku # 32058 June 9, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by ash
Here's a thought for you
Let's enslave the elderly
They're lazy bastards
Haiku # 32057 June 9, 2003 8:17 pm ET
by Bobok
Love America?
A country that revels in
Its fascist freedom?
Haiku # 32056 June 9, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by A Student of I must have a split personality disorder, and my other personalities sound retarded
32050 written by searle!! Thank
you and have a nice day!
Haiku # 32053 June 9, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by student of im a loser
32050 not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine....on and on
Haiku # 32052 June 9, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32050 June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY AS THE FLOOEY
I love the night life, I love the
boogie - Donna Summer 1974
Haiku # 32049 June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
taco , taco, taco, taco belllll!

Haiku # 32048 June 9, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by william nippress, mox, searle, sf, ash, et al.
Enim Ton
Haiku # 32046 June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ton Enim
Haiku # 32045 June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
my impersonation of searle..
Duhhhhhh, daaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Blppppptttttttttt!
Haiku # 32044 June 9, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by student of blasphemous dope fiend
Mot Nine
Haiku # 32043 June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mine Not
Haiku # 32042 June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Not Mine
Haiku # 32041 June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
william nippress, searle, sf, mox,
whatever the hell you call
yourself these days....ha, haaaa!
looooooooooserrrrrrrrr!!! you
smell like cabbage and fried food
and cigarettes....
Haiku # 32040 June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by student of pimpology
searle, searle, what a twit you are,
go back to bloody old england
and eat some kidney pie and have
some tea and crumpets....ha, ha!
Haiku # 32039 June 9, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by student of pimpology
Like nails that stands proud
People try to hammer you
If you stick your head up
Haiku # 32038 June 9, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32036 June 9, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-PROFESSOR-OF-POP-CULTURE-AND-CHAOS
Freedom costs too much
How and who you pay
Haiku # 32035 June 9, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
32005, 32006, 32007, 32009, 32010, 32022, 32023, 32033, 32025, not mine:
Haiku # 32032 June 9, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here is a balony sammich Zabadooey
With a light garnish of crap
enjoy eating my shit
Haiku # 32031 June 9, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by searle of crapping between slices of bread for zab
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