Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Ironic really
Those that seem to hate, push me
Ever near the top
Haiku # 32079 June 10, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Anyway the way
My imposters are posting
It
Haiku # 32078 June 10, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
I will stop one short
So you
Haiku # 32077 June 10, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Ash, Ash don
Haiku # 32076 June 10, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
There you are "stupid"
That
Haiku # 32075 June 10, 2003 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
A politician
Makes millions but not remain
At least in same job
Haiku # 32074 June 10, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
An evangelist
Can lie, make millions get caught
Say sorry start again
Haiku # 32073 June 10, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
within a few days
my works will be outnumbered
though never outclassed
Haiku # 32072 June 10, 2003 3:19 am ET
by ash
With Evangelists?
Say juries out on that one
Politicians too
Haiku # 32071 June 10, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Through the use of lies
And deceits not far behind
Can we remain good?
Haiku # 32070 June 10, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Is it possible?
That a balance can be kept
With good and evil
Haiku # 32069 June 10, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Sitting at the keys
Here on a dull gray morning
Thinking, Not a lot
Haiku # 32068 June 10, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Missed my vocation
I should write some greetings cards
Its ok I know
Haiku # 32067 June 10, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
The balls in question
Happen to be football balls
You
Haiku # 32066 June 10, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 32065 June 10, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You think you
Haiku # 32064 June 10, 2003 2:43 am ET
by William Nippress
32034, 32041, 32042, 32043, 32045, 32048, 32052, not mine:
Haiku # 32063 June 10, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
we die anyway
your direction not needed
be happy till then
Haiku # 32062 June 9, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by ash
no one cares about anyone so go die
Haiku # 32061 June 9, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by unhappy teenager of ohio
america rules
america leads the way
a new fascist state
Haiku # 32060 June 9, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by ash
hail zabadooey
exponent of the mullet
and heavy metal


lacking any taste
imposing capital crap
with self delusion
Haiku # 32059 June 9, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ash
i'm not from england
and neither is searle you fool
total ignoramus
Haiku # 32058 June 9, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by ash
Here's a thought for you
Let's enslave the elderly
They're lazy bastards
Haiku # 32057 June 9, 2003 8:17 pm ET
by Bobok
Love America?
A country that revels in
Its fascist freedom?
Haiku # 32056 June 9, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by A Student of I must have a split personality disorder, and my other personalities sound retarded
32050 written by searle!! Thank
you and have a nice day!
Haiku # 32053 June 9, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by student of im a loser
32050 not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine....on and on
Haiku # 32052 June 9, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32050 June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY AS THE FLOOEY
I love the night life, I love the
boogie - Donna Summer 1974
Haiku # 32049 June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
taco , taco, taco, taco belllll!

Haiku # 32048 June 9, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by william nippress, mox, searle, sf, ash, et al.
Enim Ton
Haiku # 32046 June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ton Enim
Haiku # 32045 June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
my impersonation of searle..
Duhhhhhh, daaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Blppppptttttttttt!
Haiku # 32044 June 9, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by student of blasphemous dope fiend
Mot Nine
Haiku # 32043 June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mine Not
Haiku # 32042 June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Not Mine
Haiku # 32041 June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
william nippress, searle, sf, mox,
whatever the hell you call
yourself these days....ha, haaaa!
looooooooooserrrrrrrrr!!! you
smell like cabbage and fried food
and cigarettes....
Haiku # 32040 June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by student of pimpology
searle, searle, what a twit you are,
go back to bloody old england
and eat some kidney pie and have
some tea and crumpets....ha, ha!
Haiku # 32039 June 9, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by student of pimpology
Like nails that stands proud
People try to hammer you
If you stick your head up
Haiku # 32038 June 9, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32036 June 9, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-PROFESSOR-OF-POP-CULTURE-AND-CHAOS
Freedom costs too much
How and who you pay
Haiku # 32035 June 9, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
32005, 32006, 32007, 32009, 32010, 32022, 32023, 32033, 32025, not mine:
Haiku # 32032 June 9, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here is a balony sammich Zabadooey
With a light garnish of crap
enjoy eating my shit
Haiku # 32031 June 9, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by searle of crapping between slices of bread for zab
fight the powah!
Haiku # 32030 June 9, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by student of i love america...british people stink like poo
i tossed a grain of dog food at SF
and willie nip and student of stupid
witticism. they fight over it light
hungry animals...how fun!
Haiku # 32029 June 9, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by beezlebub
But then I see stuff
Like the Sun "news" paper and
see the same thing here
Haiku # 32028 June 9, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by A Student of At least the Sport doesn't pretend to be anything but pornography
The inbred ones write
But they cannot speak at all
Mute US suckas
Haiku # 32027 June 9, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of I respect quite a few americans but the majority are imbecilic morons
SF rides a little scooter into town
it has a basket on it with pink
flowers and such
aint it gay and cute
aint it perrty?
yaay for sf and his lover
willie nipp
Haiku # 32026 June 9, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember webster? The little
black kid? He sure was a laugh
a minute.....I miss him very much
now...to bad he died in a train
wreck back in 1987
Haiku # 32025 June 9, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
sf
x
willie nipp
=
true love
Haiku # 32024 June 9, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Remember Andy Gibb?? Oh boy,
he sure is fantastic.....too bad he
is dead
Haiku # 32023 June 9, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress