Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77453 Haiku later...

searle, searle, what a twit you are,
go back to bloody old england
and eat some kidney pie and have
some tea and crumpets....ha, ha!
Haiku # 32039, June 9, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by student of pimpology
Like nails that stands proud
People try to hammer you
If you stick your head up
Haiku # 32038, June 9, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32036, June 9, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-PROFESSOR-OF-POP-CULTURE-AND-CHAOS
Freedom costs too much
How and who you pay
Haiku # 32035, June 9, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
32005, 32006, 32007, 32009, 32010, 32022, 32023, 32033, 32025, not mine:
Haiku # 32032, June 9, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here is a balony sammich Zabadooey
With a light garnish of crap
enjoy eating my shit
Haiku # 32031, June 9, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by searle of crapping between slices of bread for zab
fight the powah!
Haiku # 32030, June 9, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by student of i love america...british people stink like poo
i tossed a grain of dog food at SF
and willie nip and student of stupid
witticism. they fight over it light
hungry animals...how fun!
Haiku # 32029, June 9, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by beezlebub
But then I see stuff
Like the Sun "news" paper and
see the same thing here
Haiku # 32028, June 9, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by A Student of At least the Sport doesn't pretend to be anything but pornography
The inbred ones write
But they cannot speak at all
Mute US suckas
Haiku # 32027, June 9, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of I respect quite a few americans but the majority are imbecilic morons
SF rides a little scooter into town
it has a basket on it with pink
flowers and such
aint it gay and cute
aint it perrty?
yaay for sf and his lover
willie nipp
Haiku # 32026, June 9, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember webster? The little
black kid? He sure was a laugh
a minute.....I miss him very much
now...to bad he died in a train
wreck back in 1987
Haiku # 32025, June 9, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
sf
x
willie nipp
=
true love
Haiku # 32024, June 9, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Remember Andy Gibb?? Oh boy,
he sure is fantastic.....too bad he
is dead
Haiku # 32023, June 9, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Poison.....wow, what a great band..
and those nutty haircuts...gee, they
sure were a wild bunch of guys..
I love them all and want to go on
a date with them.....
Haiku # 32022, June 9, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm quite ignorant
but i recognize crazy
in all of its forms
Haiku # 32017, June 9, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Martha in jail, the
tattoos will be better and
cigarette cozys
Haiku # 32015, June 9, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (at least let her cook the slop)
WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE, ALL I
HAVE TO DO, IS TAKE A LOOK AT
YOU THEN I'M NOT SO BLUE, WHEN
I'M IN YOUR ARMS NOTHING SEEMS
TO MATTER MY WHOLE WORLD
COULD SHATTER I DON'T CARE.
WOULDN'T AGREE BABY YOU AND
ME GOT A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE?
PHIL COLLINS. I SING THIS TO SF
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE BUGGERS
ME.
Haiku # 32013, June 9, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mrs. Willy Nippress-Frustrated
I like zabadooey cuz he can take
control of the room and calm
people down...i think i will go get
him a sandwich and beer
Haiku # 32010, June 9, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
English/British people are all
idiots and they stink of cabbage.
Also, they need to brush their
teeth and use deodorant....GOD
SAVE THE QUEEN!
Haiku # 32009, June 9, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William (Lil Willie) Nippress
Thus speaks the master
He of the most pure blood line
Inbred little freak
Haiku # 32008, June 9, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by A Student of Racism sucks, but not in a good way
George Michael of WHAM = God
Haiku # 32007, June 9, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
People from england stink, have
bad teeth and are inbred!
Haiku # 32006, June 9, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
Kip Winger is god!!
Haiku # 32005, June 9, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
Very Sad And Poor Imitation Of
Me. But What Do You Expect From
An Idiot From England?!
Haiku # 32004, June 9, 2003 11:08 am ET
by samhain
Brings back memories
Who can remember their first
really bad haiku
Haiku # 32002, June 9, 2003 10:17 am ET
by A Student of We could have a load of rubbish I love the whatever haiku
It
Haiku # 32001, June 9, 2003 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
thirty-two thousand
some of them are pretty good
lots are complete crap
Haiku # 32000, June 9, 2003 7:46 am ET
by ash
...she's clueless no more
but will she ever know how
.....good-looking* he is
.
.
.(*-the inner self, i mean)
Haiku # 31999, June 9, 2003 6:04 am ET
by ronin@okayokaysoimbragginglikeanidiotsowhat
........gleefully* she stalks
.......the places i've visited
..........drawing a profile
.
.
........of the man that has
caused her many sleepless nights
.....and skipping heartbeats
.
.
...(*-with unabashed joy and
..........wanton abandon)
Haiku # 31998, June 9, 2003 5:55 am ET
by ronin@:)
Live too far away?
Don
Haiku # 31997, June 9, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Never mind, next time
I
Haiku # 31996, June 9, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Dam, need five numbers
And I only have just two
Sods law I suppose
Haiku # 31995, June 9, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Kissing life
Haiku # 31994, June 9, 2003 2:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Forging ahead now
Just striding down life
Haiku # 31993, June 9, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
the point of my life
a pointless persuit
persuing pointless amusements
Haiku # 31992, June 8, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by searle of wrapped in a sheet with a floral pattern
Cardboard Cut-Out Crucifixion
Concordant Concrete Carbonation
Corollary Corrosive Castration
Haiku # 31991, June 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by samhain
But I love monkeys
they are more artistic than
Coldplay, and smell less
Haiku # 31990, June 8, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Monkeys aren't english
They speak with whoops and whoop whoops
and write bad haiku
Haiku # 31989, June 8, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by A Student of Of course homosexuality is grounds for divorce, fake me
I think, what do you call it
He
Haiku # 31987, June 8, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I follow your statement
I think he
Haiku # 31986, June 8, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky's the limit
opportunities abound
repeat after me
Haiku # 31984, June 8, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (your haiku remind me of a foreign exchange student who's learning english as a second language)
life feeding on life
i'm busy decomposing
please don't disturb me
Haiku # 31983, June 8, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
don't argue with me
i have no real evidence
god is there, trust me
Haiku # 31982, June 8, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
dates make me nervous
explosive diarhhea
the date is over
Haiku # 31981, June 8, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Know one thing for sure
His anger stands in his way
Hurts no one but him
Haiku # 31980, June 8, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
If they go on through
The true ways open to them
If not then they
Haiku # 31979, June 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Guys less fortunate
Can
Haiku # 31978, June 8, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stupid should not rule
You may say I
Haiku # 31977, June 8, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
Make him use his brain
I was a stupid too! Once
Maybe he can learn
Haiku # 31976, June 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
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