Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
I think, what do you call it
He
Haiku # 31987 June 8, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I follow your statement
I think he
Haiku # 31986 June 8, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky's the limit
opportunities abound
repeat after me
Haiku # 31984 June 8, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (your haiku remind me of a foreign exchange student who's learning english as a second language)
life feeding on life
i'm busy decomposing
please don't disturb me
Haiku # 31983 June 8, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
don't argue with me
i have no real evidence
god is there, trust me
Haiku # 31982 June 8, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
dates make me nervous
explosive diarhhea
the date is over
Haiku # 31981 June 8, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Know one thing for sure
His anger stands in his way
Hurts no one but him
Haiku # 31980 June 8, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
If they go on through
The true ways open to them
If not then they
Haiku # 31979 June 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Guys less fortunate
Can
Haiku # 31978 June 8, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stupid should not rule
You may say I
Haiku # 31977 June 8, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
Make him use his brain
I was a stupid too! Once
Maybe he can learn
Haiku # 31976 June 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Imagine his life
Point out he
Haiku # 31975 June 8, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
If one says fuck you
No one likes you. Statement needs
some proof. Empty words
Haiku # 31974 June 8, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Abuse is stupid
A well-formed arguments good
How to point it out?
Haiku # 31973 June 8, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
A deriliction
One has duty to point out
Lacks understanding
Haiku # 31972 June 8, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
I agree one should
try see the best in people
But sometimes thats base
Haiku # 31971 June 8, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
just remember when
conformity seems pretty
think Stepford Wives and...

you know, plastic folks
Haiku # 31970 June 8, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by Mox
emienm is a
snob, somewhat, but he pushed and
was pushed by the crowd
that dictates tastes and
desires to maintain a form
that is familiar
to them, and it takes
work, to bring to light a new
style, or form, to all...
Haiku # 31969 June 8, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by Mox
compete at all costs
for the prize that is a coat
throw Jacob in the
pit, to die, and lie
to inherit his goods, yet in
the end you all do
God's will to some great
degree, all of this will add
fundamentally...

see you in heaven...
Haiku # 31968 June 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Mox
to be called a plague
a virus... tit for tat, then
I am with lepers...
Haiku # 31967 June 8, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Mox
People get stuck in
the roles they play and enjoy
putting others in
roles for them to play
their own psyches against to
remain trapped as well
that is what hell is
populated with and choice
made to be damned there...
better others with
"me" in hell, because heaven
is something feared then...
Haiku # 31966 June 8, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Mox of ...one ideal, the Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis
I don't know, some folks
need to see someone else as
the Beast or Whore of
hell itself, the those
Nazis vs. the Jews, death camps
weak feeling strong, 'goats...
Haiku # 31965 June 8, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Mox of shrugs
He
Haiku # 31964 June 8, 2003 5:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Very sad really
Trying to make friends on Webs
His is a lost cause
Haiku # 31963 June 8, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Web Society
Sadly this is what is wrong
We will never meet
Haiku # 31962 June 8, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Fearing rejection
He dare not put down his name
Predictable. No?
Haiku # 31961 June 8, 2003 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
He takes this rout
Out of small hope for himself
This
Haiku # 31960 June 8, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Said
Haiku # 31959 June 8, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Overcome with his unrequited love for me, he tries to deny his true feelings by writing the opposite
Haiku # 31958 June 8, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
If you read the one
Before you
Haiku # 31957 June 8, 2003 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Some words can be made
Serve on several levels
All at the same time
Haiku # 31956 June 8, 2003 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress
william has nothing else to do
nothing else in his life to fill the holes
torn asunder from lack of love, lack of friends,
hobbies, interests, just....posting incessantly on badhaiku and popping meds for his mental problems...fuck you
william....no one likes you you fucking asshole
Haiku # 31955 June 8, 2003 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Down the ages words
The French courts perfected it
Then we stole it back
Haiku # 31954 June 8, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Bouwulf started
Something that remains with us
Our love of good words
Haiku # 31953 June 8, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Simple minded, no?
I love playing with the words
Anglo-Saxons rule
Haiku # 31952 June 8, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31951 June 8, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Zero hits the mark
Strange no bells or whistles sound
Only this to go
Haiku # 31950 June 8, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Bet you thought Oh no
One did that deliberate
Give you all a clue
Haiku # 31949 June 8, 2003 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Two to go there now
Hey they say two
Haiku # 31948 June 8, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Two to go there now
Hey they say two
Haiku # 31947 June 8, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Threes an odd number
With Wicker connotations
Christians love it too
Haiku # 31946 June 8, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Four times tables neat
But it
Haiku # 31945 June 8, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Five alive fore sure
Its been hard work all this time
Closer even yet
Haiku # 31944 June 8, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Closer to the score
Six is an even number
Then there
Haiku # 31943 June 8, 2003 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate to state eight
Fact now it
Haiku # 31942 June 8, 2003 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Caustic attributes
Push people away from you
Where they stand staring
Haiku # 31941 June 8, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Crucible of life
All the many goings on
Makes us skeptical
Haiku # 31940 June 8, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Uncoordinated
They
Haiku # 31939 June 8, 2003 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Drawn into the web
Unable to help themselves
Useless to deny
Haiku # 31938 June 8, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Half a dozen guys
Fascinated like rabbits
Watching a stoat dance
Haiku # 31937 June 8, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress