Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77450 Haiku later...

I agree one should
try see the best in people
But sometimes thats base
Haiku # 31971, June 8, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
just remember when
conformity seems pretty
think Stepford Wives and...

you know, plastic folks
Haiku # 31970, June 8, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by Mox
emienm is a
snob, somewhat, but he pushed and
was pushed by the crowd
that dictates tastes and
desires to maintain a form
that is familiar
to them, and it takes
work, to bring to light a new
style, or form, to all...
Haiku # 31969, June 8, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by Mox
compete at all costs
for the prize that is a coat
throw Jacob in the
pit, to die, and lie
to inherit his goods, yet in
the end you all do
God's will to some great
degree, all of this will add
fundamentally...

see you in heaven...
Haiku # 31968, June 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Mox
to be called a plague
a virus... tit for tat, then
I am with lepers...
Haiku # 31967, June 8, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Mox
People get stuck in
the roles they play and enjoy
putting others in
roles for them to play
their own psyches against to
remain trapped as well
that is what hell is
populated with and choice
made to be damned there...
better others with
"me" in hell, because heaven
is something feared then...
Haiku # 31966, June 8, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Mox of ...one ideal, the Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis
I don't know, some folks
need to see someone else as
the Beast or Whore of
hell itself, the those
Nazis vs. the Jews, death camps
weak feeling strong, 'goats...
Haiku # 31965, June 8, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Mox of shrugs
He
Haiku # 31964, June 8, 2003 5:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Very sad really
Trying to make friends on Webs
His is a lost cause
Haiku # 31963, June 8, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Web Society
Sadly this is what is wrong
We will never meet
Haiku # 31962, June 8, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Fearing rejection
He dare not put down his name
Predictable. No?
Haiku # 31961, June 8, 2003 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
He takes this rout
Out of small hope for himself
This
Haiku # 31960, June 8, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Said
Haiku # 31959, June 8, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Overcome with his unrequited love for me, he tries to deny his true feelings by writing the opposite
Haiku # 31958, June 8, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
If you read the one
Before you
Haiku # 31957, June 8, 2003 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Some words can be made
Serve on several levels
All at the same time
Haiku # 31956, June 8, 2003 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress
william has nothing else to do
nothing else in his life to fill the holes
torn asunder from lack of love, lack of friends,
hobbies, interests, just....posting incessantly on badhaiku and popping meds for his mental problems...fuck you
william....no one likes you you fucking asshole
Haiku # 31955, June 8, 2003 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Down the ages words
The French courts perfected it
Then we stole it back
Haiku # 31954, June 8, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Bouwulf started
Something that remains with us
Our love of good words
Haiku # 31953, June 8, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Simple minded, no?
I love playing with the words
Anglo-Saxons rule
Haiku # 31952, June 8, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31951, June 8, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Zero hits the mark
Strange no bells or whistles sound
Only this to go
Haiku # 31950, June 8, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Bet you thought Oh no
One did that deliberate
Give you all a clue
Haiku # 31949, June 8, 2003 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Two to go there now
Hey they say two
Haiku # 31948, June 8, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Two to go there now
Hey they say two
Haiku # 31947, June 8, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Threes an odd number
With Wicker connotations
Christians love it too
Haiku # 31946, June 8, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Four times tables neat
But it
Haiku # 31945, June 8, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Five alive fore sure
Its been hard work all this time
Closer even yet
Haiku # 31944, June 8, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Closer to the score
Six is an even number
Then there
Haiku # 31943, June 8, 2003 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate to state eight
Fact now it
Haiku # 31942, June 8, 2003 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Caustic attributes
Push people away from you
Where they stand staring
Haiku # 31941, June 8, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Crucible of life
All the many goings on
Makes us skeptical
Haiku # 31940, June 8, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Uncoordinated
They
Haiku # 31939, June 8, 2003 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Drawn into the web
Unable to help themselves
Useless to deny
Haiku # 31938, June 8, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Half a dozen guys
Fascinated like rabbits
Watching a stoat dance
Haiku # 31937, June 8, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress
wankers rule the middle class
wankers own the higher
wankers use the lower for definition
Haiku # 31936, June 8, 2003 3:42 am ET
by searle of wanking
Hard fought scrambling
Rendered unusable now
As a claim to fame
Haiku # 31935, June 8, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Bet you feel better
Around the crumbling edges
Of your existence
Haiku # 31934, June 8, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Treading over them
Softly so as not to wake
Those that had good times
Haiku # 31933, June 8, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Diabetic woes
On top of all ells you go
Hypoglysimic
Haiku # 31932, June 8, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
dallis78@hotmail.com
dallis78@hotmail.com
dallis78@hotmail.com
Haiku # 31931, June 8, 2003 12:00 am ET
by dallis78@hotmail.com of dallis78@hotmail.com
not diabetic
although i can be quite sweet
if i'm not needled
Haiku # 31930, June 7, 2003 11:22 pm ET
by ash
i think that i may
never see, a poem as love-
ly as a free tree
Haiku # 31929, June 7, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
....the way you arrange
things or ideas or thoughts
....are mind's creations
.
.
..(which may be subject to
....the laws on copyright)
Haiku # 31928, June 7, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ronin@andithoughtyouuwerequiteliberalingreatbritain
.....it must be gangrene
for you to turn blue due to
..........diabetes, sir
.
.
.(which goes with old age)
Haiku # 31927, June 7, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ronin
...mox has mutated
into his most virulent
..form ever yet, yes
Haiku # 31926, June 7, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ronin@whatifailedtodoinsay5years(?)theguydidinaday
freezing winter day
unbelievably blue sky
matching my digits
Haiku # 31925, June 7, 2003 7:07 pm ET
by ash
so you're a jool fan ?
that might explain quite a lot
i knew you were crazed
Haiku # 31924, June 7, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31923, June 7, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MASTER-OF-CHAOS
Cross Pollinating Nasal Strips
A Bunny Out Ran A Mudslide
Copy Machines Get No Respect
Haiku # 31922, June 7, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by samhain
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