Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Web Society
Sadly this is what is wrong
We will never meet
Haiku # 31962 June 8, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Fearing rejection
He dare not put down his name
Predictable. No?
Haiku # 31961 June 8, 2003 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
He takes this rout
Out of small hope for himself
This
Haiku # 31960 June 8, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Said
Haiku # 31959 June 8, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Overcome with his unrequited love for me, he tries to deny his true feelings by writing the opposite
Haiku # 31958 June 8, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
If you read the one
Before you
Haiku # 31957 June 8, 2003 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Some words can be made
Serve on several levels
All at the same time
Haiku # 31956 June 8, 2003 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress
william has nothing else to do
nothing else in his life to fill the holes
torn asunder from lack of love, lack of friends,
hobbies, interests, just....posting incessantly on badhaiku and popping meds for his mental problems...fuck you
william....no one likes you you fucking asshole
Haiku # 31955 June 8, 2003 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Down the ages words
The French courts perfected it
Then we stole it back
Haiku # 31954 June 8, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Bouwulf started
Something that remains with us
Our love of good words
Haiku # 31953 June 8, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Simple minded, no?
I love playing with the words
Anglo-Saxons rule
Haiku # 31952 June 8, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31951 June 8, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Zero hits the mark
Strange no bells or whistles sound
Only this to go
Haiku # 31950 June 8, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Bet you thought Oh no
One did that deliberate
Give you all a clue
Haiku # 31949 June 8, 2003 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Two to go there now
Hey they say two
Haiku # 31948 June 8, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Two to go there now
Hey they say two
Haiku # 31947 June 8, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Threes an odd number
With Wicker connotations
Christians love it too
Haiku # 31946 June 8, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Four times tables neat
But it
Haiku # 31945 June 8, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Five alive fore sure
Its been hard work all this time
Closer even yet
Haiku # 31944 June 8, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Closer to the score
Six is an even number
Then there
Haiku # 31943 June 8, 2003 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate to state eight
Fact now it
Haiku # 31942 June 8, 2003 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Caustic attributes
Push people away from you
Where they stand staring
Haiku # 31941 June 8, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Crucible of life
All the many goings on
Makes us skeptical
Haiku # 31940 June 8, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Uncoordinated
They
Haiku # 31939 June 8, 2003 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Drawn into the web
Unable to help themselves
Useless to deny
Haiku # 31938 June 8, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Half a dozen guys
Fascinated like rabbits
Watching a stoat dance
Haiku # 31937 June 8, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress
wankers rule the middle class
wankers own the higher
wankers use the lower for definition
Haiku # 31936 June 8, 2003 3:42 am ET
by searle of wanking
Hard fought scrambling
Rendered unusable now
As a claim to fame
Haiku # 31935 June 8, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Bet you feel better
Around the crumbling edges
Of your existence
Haiku # 31934 June 8, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Treading over them
Softly so as not to wake
Those that had good times
Haiku # 31933 June 8, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Diabetic woes
On top of all ells you go
Hypoglysimic
Haiku # 31932 June 8, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
dallis78@hotmail.com
dallis78@hotmail.com
dallis78@hotmail.com
Haiku # 31931 June 8, 2003 12:00 am ET
by dallis78@hotmail.com of dallis78@hotmail.com
not diabetic
although i can be quite sweet
if i'm not needled
Haiku # 31930 June 7, 2003 11:22 pm ET
by ash
i think that i may
never see, a poem as love-
ly as a free tree
Haiku # 31929 June 7, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
....the way you arrange
things or ideas or thoughts
....are mind's creations
.
.
..(which may be subject to
....the laws on copyright)
Haiku # 31928 June 7, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ronin@andithoughtyouuwerequiteliberalingreatbritain
.....it must be gangrene
for you to turn blue due to
..........diabetes, sir
.
.
.(which goes with old age)
Haiku # 31927 June 7, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ronin
...mox has mutated
into his most virulent
..form ever yet, yes
Haiku # 31926 June 7, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ronin@whatifailedtodoinsay5years(?)theguydidinaday
freezing winter day
unbelievably blue sky
matching my digits
Haiku # 31925 June 7, 2003 7:07 pm ET
by ash
so you're a jool fan ?
that might explain quite a lot
i knew you were crazed
Haiku # 31924 June 7, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31923 June 7, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MASTER-OF-CHAOS
Cross Pollinating Nasal Strips
A Bunny Out Ran A Mudslide
Copy Machines Get No Respect
Haiku # 31922 June 7, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31921 June 7, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MAESTRO
what about those who
think either/or is foolish
bless Leonard Cohen...
Haiku # 31920 June 7, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by Mox
the danger to go
from belief to belief some
part dies, and another?

springs up like a weed
or a plant, and what blossoms?
seeds for hope or hell?
Haiku # 31919 June 7, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
fundamentalists
I don't know if these folks all
have violent thoughts

to contrast with a world that
is a "foe," to stick self in
a book, mind hidden

some do as guideline
others do as opiate
to escape from self
Haiku # 31918 June 7, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by Mox
there's a social
ugliness that in tune can
create "beauty" tunes

that which makes the vase
work is the space in the vase
inside, like the ku...
Haiku # 31917 June 7, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by Mox of modifies self to accept 5-7-5 ideal...
i know i choose
to post the things i do here
the voices, contrast...
Haiku # 31916 June 7, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Mox/Lee/some other abbreviation i can't remember
he wondered what I
was doing, clicked off fast and
why did I hide here...?

To see an ugly
Rosseau side of me that should
grow up and fear less?
Haiku # 31915 June 7, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Mox
the con lies to get
something base, puts his con to
an art, to get, crap
Haiku # 31914 June 7, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
people close the doors
say they say nothing and go
on to talk rumors...

is this art or folks
that just have no life pushing
and feeding off others?
Haiku # 31913 June 7, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by Mox