Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Four times tables neat
But it
Haiku # 31945 June 8, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Five alive fore sure
Its been hard work all this time
Closer even yet
Haiku # 31944 June 8, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Closer to the score
Six is an even number
Then there
Haiku # 31943 June 8, 2003 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate to state eight
Fact now it
Haiku # 31942 June 8, 2003 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Caustic attributes
Push people away from you
Where they stand staring
Haiku # 31941 June 8, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Crucible of life
All the many goings on
Makes us skeptical
Haiku # 31940 June 8, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Uncoordinated
They
Haiku # 31939 June 8, 2003 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Drawn into the web
Unable to help themselves
Useless to deny
Haiku # 31938 June 8, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Half a dozen guys
Fascinated like rabbits
Watching a stoat dance
Haiku # 31937 June 8, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress
wankers rule the middle class
wankers own the higher
wankers use the lower for definition
Haiku # 31936 June 8, 2003 3:42 am ET
by searle of wanking
Hard fought scrambling
Rendered unusable now
As a claim to fame
Haiku # 31935 June 8, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Bet you feel better
Around the crumbling edges
Of your existence
Haiku # 31934 June 8, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Treading over them
Softly so as not to wake
Those that had good times
Haiku # 31933 June 8, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Diabetic woes
On top of all ells you go
Hypoglysimic
Haiku # 31932 June 8, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
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dallis78@hotmail.com
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Haiku # 31931 June 8, 2003 12:00 am ET
by dallis78@hotmail.com of dallis78@hotmail.com
not diabetic
although i can be quite sweet
if i'm not needled
Haiku # 31930 June 7, 2003 11:22 pm ET
by ash
i think that i may
never see, a poem as love-
ly as a free tree
Haiku # 31929 June 7, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
....the way you arrange
things or ideas or thoughts
....are mind's creations
.
.
..(which may be subject to
....the laws on copyright)
Haiku # 31928 June 7, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ronin@andithoughtyouuwerequiteliberalingreatbritain
.....it must be gangrene
for you to turn blue due to
..........diabetes, sir
.
.
.(which goes with old age)
Haiku # 31927 June 7, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ronin
...mox has mutated
into his most virulent
..form ever yet, yes
Haiku # 31926 June 7, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ronin@whatifailedtodoinsay5years(?)theguydidinaday
freezing winter day
unbelievably blue sky
matching my digits
Haiku # 31925 June 7, 2003 7:07 pm ET
by ash
so you're a jool fan ?
that might explain quite a lot
i knew you were crazed
Haiku # 31924 June 7, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31923 June 7, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MASTER-OF-CHAOS
Cross Pollinating Nasal Strips
A Bunny Out Ran A Mudslide
Copy Machines Get No Respect
Haiku # 31922 June 7, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31921 June 7, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MAESTRO
what about those who
think either/or is foolish
bless Leonard Cohen...
Haiku # 31920 June 7, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by Mox
the danger to go
from belief to belief some
part dies, and another?

springs up like a weed
or a plant, and what blossoms?
seeds for hope or hell?
Haiku # 31919 June 7, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
fundamentalists
I don't know if these folks all
have violent thoughts

to contrast with a world that
is a "foe," to stick self in
a book, mind hidden

some do as guideline
others do as opiate
to escape from self
Haiku # 31918 June 7, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by Mox
there's a social
ugliness that in tune can
create "beauty" tunes

that which makes the vase
work is the space in the vase
inside, like the ku...
Haiku # 31917 June 7, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by Mox of modifies self to accept 5-7-5 ideal...
i know i choose
to post the things i do here
the voices, contrast...
Haiku # 31916 June 7, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Mox/Lee/some other abbreviation i can't remember
he wondered what I
was doing, clicked off fast and
why did I hide here...?

To see an ugly
Rosseau side of me that should
grow up and fear less?
Haiku # 31915 June 7, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Mox
the con lies to get
something base, puts his con to
an art, to get, crap
Haiku # 31914 June 7, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
people close the doors
say they say nothing and go
on to talk rumors...

is this art or folks
that just have no life pushing
and feeding off others?
Haiku # 31913 June 7, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by Mox
damn, she's right, this crap
I've been spewing all this time
really is crap...yow!
Haiku # 31912 June 7, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by Mox
Higher management
Mellie works from bottom up
You
Haiku # 31911 June 7, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
this is what I think
get to the bottom of it
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31910 June 7, 2003 11:36 am ET
by mellie
A little Haiku
Last one for three hundred times
Then let me away
Haiku # 31909 June 7, 2003 10:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Won
Haiku # 31908 June 7, 2003 10:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Emails wrecked, won
Haiku # 31907 June 7, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress
No more excitement
Its all been done before now
Where
Haiku # 31906 June 7, 2003 10:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Watched live on TV
A challenge to the senses
Holding my breath tight
Haiku # 31905 June 7, 2003 10:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tranquility base
Middle of the driest sea
Mankind
Haiku # 31904 June 7, 2003 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
No brains for art, copy
No imagination, copy
No insight, copy
Haiku # 31903 June 7, 2003 10:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Reportage is art
Why not all save time, copy
Haiku masterpiece
Haiku # 31902 June 7, 2003 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Here
Haiku # 31901 June 7, 2003 10:15 am ET
by William Nippress
When I say not mine
It
Haiku # 31900 June 7, 2003 10:11 am ET
by William Nippress
.someone is quite mad
with the way zabadoeey
....expresses his art
Haiku # 31899 June 7, 2003 8:27 am ET
by ronin@;)
the wax jobs are good
air brushing perhaps or not
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31898 June 7, 2003 8:23 am ET
by mellie
I didn't come down
not in the last shower mate
third from left a fake
Haiku # 31897 June 7, 2003 8:18 am ET
by mellie
High Streets deserted
No body seen anywhere
Except for the sheep
Haiku # 31896 June 7, 2003 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress