Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

....the way you arrange
things or ideas or thoughts
....are mind's creations
.
.
..(which may be subject to
....the laws on copyright)
Haiku # 31928, June 7, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ronin@andithoughtyouuwerequiteliberalingreatbritain
.....it must be gangrene
for you to turn blue due to
..........diabetes, sir
.
.
.(which goes with old age)
Haiku # 31927, June 7, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ronin
...mox has mutated
into his most virulent
..form ever yet, yes
Haiku # 31926, June 7, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ronin@whatifailedtodoinsay5years(?)theguydidinaday
freezing winter day
unbelievably blue sky
matching my digits
Haiku # 31925, June 7, 2003 7:07 pm ET
by ash
so you're a jool fan ?
that might explain quite a lot
i knew you were crazed
Haiku # 31924, June 7, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31923, June 7, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MASTER-OF-CHAOS
Cross Pollinating Nasal Strips
A Bunny Out Ran A Mudslide
Copy Machines Get No Respect
Haiku # 31922, June 7, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31921, June 7, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MAESTRO
what about those who
think either/or is foolish
bless Leonard Cohen...
Haiku # 31920, June 7, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by Mox
the danger to go
from belief to belief some
part dies, and another?

springs up like a weed
or a plant, and what blossoms?
seeds for hope or hell?
Haiku # 31919, June 7, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
fundamentalists
I don't know if these folks all
have violent thoughts

to contrast with a world that
is a "foe," to stick self in
a book, mind hidden

some do as guideline
others do as opiate
to escape from self
Haiku # 31918, June 7, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by Mox
there's a social
ugliness that in tune can
create "beauty" tunes

that which makes the vase
work is the space in the vase
inside, like the ku...
Haiku # 31917, June 7, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by Mox of modifies self to accept 5-7-5 ideal...
i know i choose
to post the things i do here
the voices, contrast...
Haiku # 31916, June 7, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Mox/Lee/some other abbreviation i can't remember
he wondered what I
was doing, clicked off fast and
why did I hide here...?

To see an ugly
Rosseau side of me that should
grow up and fear less?
Haiku # 31915, June 7, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Mox
the con lies to get
something base, puts his con to
an art, to get, crap
Haiku # 31914, June 7, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
people close the doors
say they say nothing and go
on to talk rumors...

is this art or folks
that just have no life pushing
and feeding off others?
Haiku # 31913, June 7, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by Mox
damn, she's right, this crap
I've been spewing all this time
really is crap...yow!
Haiku # 31912, June 7, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by Mox
Higher management
Mellie works from bottom up
You
Haiku # 31911, June 7, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
this is what I think
get to the bottom of it
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31910, June 7, 2003 11:36 am ET
by mellie
A little Haiku
Last one for three hundred times
Then let me away
Haiku # 31909, June 7, 2003 10:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Won
Haiku # 31908, June 7, 2003 10:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Emails wrecked, won
Haiku # 31907, June 7, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress
No more excitement
Its all been done before now
Where
Haiku # 31906, June 7, 2003 10:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Watched live on TV
A challenge to the senses
Holding my breath tight
Haiku # 31905, June 7, 2003 10:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tranquility base
Middle of the driest sea
Mankind
Haiku # 31904, June 7, 2003 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
No brains for art, copy
No imagination, copy
No insight, copy
Haiku # 31903, June 7, 2003 10:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Reportage is art
Why not all save time, copy
Haiku masterpiece
Haiku # 31902, June 7, 2003 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Here
Haiku # 31901, June 7, 2003 10:15 am ET
by William Nippress
When I say not mine
It
Haiku # 31900, June 7, 2003 10:11 am ET
by William Nippress
.someone is quite mad
with the way zabadoeey
....expresses his art
Haiku # 31899, June 7, 2003 8:27 am ET
by ronin@;)
the wax jobs are good
air brushing perhaps or not
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31898, June 7, 2003 8:23 am ET
by mellie
I didn't come down
not in the last shower mate
third from left a fake
Haiku # 31897, June 7, 2003 8:18 am ET
by mellie
High Streets deserted
No body seen anywhere
Except for the sheep
Haiku # 31896, June 7, 2003 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Village photograph
One of the popular kind
Some eighteen hundred
Haiku # 31895, June 7, 2003 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
31892, not mine:
Haiku # 31894, June 7, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Softly she suffers
Not single word do we hear
Only soft her breath
Haiku # 31893, June 7, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 31892, June 7, 2003 5:41 am ET
by William Nipress of or it could be Limey, SF, or Mox, really take your pick......it's all outlined in the pic above
Drumming up hatred
Find some sick satisfaction
To bring people down
Haiku # 31891, June 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Bent in the soft breeze
Sways with seasons many moods
Lifetime
Haiku # 31890, June 7, 2003 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Some cleaver some dull
Something original be nice
Insight on their sole
Haiku # 31889, June 7, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Rejected unread
Some funny others bizarre
Disgusted instead
Haiku # 31888, June 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by William Nippress
We let them float free
Cast words on the Internet
For all to steer by
Haiku # 31887, June 7, 2003 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
31870, 31873, 31874, 31875, 31877, 31880, not mine:
Haiku # 31886, June 7, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
5-7-5 is
proper bad haiku tempo
not like Martix 2...
Haiku # 31885, June 7, 2003 5:00 am ET
by 3q2u
little black tufts
blossom like dandelions
from the corners
of my nostrils
Haiku # 31884, June 7, 2003 4:45 am ET
by offpeak808 of taiwan
.....he-she is quite hurt
and thus seeks to exact his
........vile retribution
Haiku # 31883, June 6, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by ronin@gocheckoutnihm
......i propose to change
the name of this site to that
........of (a) digital zoo
Haiku # 31882, June 6, 2003 11:02 pm ET
by ronin@comichaiku.com of comedyreliefassociation
Affen ohne Senf
Sie haben kein Bratw
Haiku # 31881, June 6, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by A Student of Poor german (and much alcohol)
dale earnhardt is gawwwwwwd!
Haiku # 31880, June 6, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31879, June 6, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MEISTER (yes, the real one but hadda change my name a bit)
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