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28 Years, 58 Days and 77450 Haiku later...

An evangelist
Can lie, make millions get caught
Say sorry start again
Haiku # 32073, June 10, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
within a few days
my works will be outnumbered
though never outclassed
Haiku # 32072, June 10, 2003 3:19 am ET
by ash
With Evangelists?
Say juries out on that one
Politicians too
Haiku # 32071, June 10, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Through the use of lies
And deceits not far behind
Can we remain good?
Haiku # 32070, June 10, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Is it possible?
That a balance can be kept
With good and evil
Haiku # 32069, June 10, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Sitting at the keys
Here on a dull gray morning
Thinking, Not a lot
Haiku # 32068, June 10, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Missed my vocation
I should write some greetings cards
Its ok I know
Haiku # 32067, June 10, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
The balls in question
Happen to be football balls
You
Haiku # 32066, June 10, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 32065, June 10, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You think you
Haiku # 32064, June 10, 2003 2:43 am ET
by William Nippress
32034, 32041, 32042, 32043, 32045, 32048, 32052, not mine:
Haiku # 32063, June 10, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
we die anyway
your direction not needed
be happy till then
Haiku # 32062, June 9, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by ash
no one cares about anyone so go die
Haiku # 32061, June 9, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by unhappy teenager of ohio
america rules
america leads the way
a new fascist state
Haiku # 32060, June 9, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by ash
hail zabadooey
exponent of the mullet
and heavy metal


lacking any taste
imposing capital crap
with self delusion
Haiku # 32059, June 9, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ash
i'm not from england
and neither is searle you fool
total ignoramus
Haiku # 32058, June 9, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by ash
Here's a thought for you
Let's enslave the elderly
They're lazy bastards
Haiku # 32057, June 9, 2003 8:17 pm ET
by Bobok
Love America?
A country that revels in
Its fascist freedom?
Haiku # 32056, June 9, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by A Student of I must have a split personality disorder, and my other personalities sound retarded
32050 written by searle!! Thank
you and have a nice day!
Haiku # 32053, June 9, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by student of im a loser
32050 not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine....on and on
Haiku # 32052, June 9, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32050, June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY AS THE FLOOEY
I love the night life, I love the
boogie - Donna Summer 1974
Haiku # 32049, June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
taco , taco, taco, taco belllll!

Haiku # 32048, June 9, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by william nippress, mox, searle, sf, ash, et al.
Enim Ton
Haiku # 32046, June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ton Enim
Haiku # 32045, June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
my impersonation of searle..
Duhhhhhh, daaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Blppppptttttttttt!
Haiku # 32044, June 9, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by student of blasphemous dope fiend
Mot Nine
Haiku # 32043, June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mine Not
Haiku # 32042, June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Not Mine
Haiku # 32041, June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
william nippress, searle, sf, mox,
whatever the hell you call
yourself these days....ha, haaaa!
looooooooooserrrrrrrrr!!! you
smell like cabbage and fried food
and cigarettes....
Haiku # 32040, June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by student of pimpology
searle, searle, what a twit you are,
go back to bloody old england
and eat some kidney pie and have
some tea and crumpets....ha, ha!
Haiku # 32039, June 9, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by student of pimpology
Like nails that stands proud
People try to hammer you
If you stick your head up
Haiku # 32038, June 9, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32036, June 9, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-PROFESSOR-OF-POP-CULTURE-AND-CHAOS
Freedom costs too much
How and who you pay
Haiku # 32035, June 9, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
32005, 32006, 32007, 32009, 32010, 32022, 32023, 32033, 32025, not mine:
Haiku # 32032, June 9, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here is a balony sammich Zabadooey
With a light garnish of crap
enjoy eating my shit
Haiku # 32031, June 9, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by searle of crapping between slices of bread for zab
fight the powah!
Haiku # 32030, June 9, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by student of i love america...british people stink like poo
i tossed a grain of dog food at SF
and willie nip and student of stupid
witticism. they fight over it light
hungry animals...how fun!
Haiku # 32029, June 9, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by beezlebub
But then I see stuff
Like the Sun "news" paper and
see the same thing here
Haiku # 32028, June 9, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by A Student of At least the Sport doesn't pretend to be anything but pornography
The inbred ones write
But they cannot speak at all
Mute US suckas
Haiku # 32027, June 9, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of I respect quite a few americans but the majority are imbecilic morons
SF rides a little scooter into town
it has a basket on it with pink
flowers and such
aint it gay and cute
aint it perrty?
yaay for sf and his lover
willie nipp
Haiku # 32026, June 9, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember webster? The little
black kid? He sure was a laugh
a minute.....I miss him very much
now...to bad he died in a train
wreck back in 1987
Haiku # 32025, June 9, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
sf
x
willie nipp
=
true love
Haiku # 32024, June 9, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Remember Andy Gibb?? Oh boy,
he sure is fantastic.....too bad he
is dead
Haiku # 32023, June 9, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Poison.....wow, what a great band..
and those nutty haircuts...gee, they
sure were a wild bunch of guys..
I love them all and want to go on
a date with them.....
Haiku # 32022, June 9, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm quite ignorant
but i recognize crazy
in all of its forms
Haiku # 32017, June 9, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Martha in jail, the
tattoos will be better and
cigarette cozys
Haiku # 32015, June 9, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (at least let her cook the slop)
WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE, ALL I
HAVE TO DO, IS TAKE A LOOK AT
YOU THEN I'M NOT SO BLUE, WHEN
I'M IN YOUR ARMS NOTHING SEEMS
TO MATTER MY WHOLE WORLD
COULD SHATTER I DON'T CARE.
WOULDN'T AGREE BABY YOU AND
ME GOT A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE?
PHIL COLLINS. I SING THIS TO SF
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE BUGGERS
ME.
Haiku # 32013, June 9, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mrs. Willy Nippress-Frustrated
I like zabadooey cuz he can take
control of the room and calm
people down...i think i will go get
him a sandwich and beer
Haiku # 32010, June 9, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
English/British people are all
idiots and they stink of cabbage.
Also, they need to brush their
teeth and use deodorant....GOD
SAVE THE QUEEN!
Haiku # 32009, June 9, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William (Lil Willie) Nippress
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