Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77453 Haiku later...

WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE, ALL I
HAVE TO DO, IS TAKE A LOOK AT
YOU THEN I'M NOT SO BLUE, WHEN
I'M IN YOUR ARMS NOTHING SEEMS
TO MATTER MY WHOLE WORLD
COULD SHATTER I DON'T CARE.
WOULDN'T AGREE BABY YOU AND
ME GOT A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE?
PHIL COLLINS. I SING THIS TO SF
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE BUGGERS
ME.
Haiku # 32013, June 9, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mrs. Willy Nippress-Frustrated
I like zabadooey cuz he can take
control of the room and calm
people down...i think i will go get
him a sandwich and beer
Haiku # 32010, June 9, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
English/British people are all
idiots and they stink of cabbage.
Also, they need to brush their
teeth and use deodorant....GOD
SAVE THE QUEEN!
Haiku # 32009, June 9, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William (Lil Willie) Nippress
Thus speaks the master
He of the most pure blood line
Inbred little freak
Haiku # 32008, June 9, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by A Student of Racism sucks, but not in a good way
George Michael of WHAM = God
Haiku # 32007, June 9, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
People from england stink, have
bad teeth and are inbred!
Haiku # 32006, June 9, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
Kip Winger is god!!
Haiku # 32005, June 9, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
Very Sad And Poor Imitation Of
Me. But What Do You Expect From
An Idiot From England?!
Haiku # 32004, June 9, 2003 11:08 am ET
by samhain
Brings back memories
Who can remember their first
really bad haiku
Haiku # 32002, June 9, 2003 10:17 am ET
by A Student of We could have a load of rubbish I love the whatever haiku
It
Haiku # 32001, June 9, 2003 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
thirty-two thousand
some of them are pretty good
lots are complete crap
Haiku # 32000, June 9, 2003 7:46 am ET
by ash
...she's clueless no more
but will she ever know how
.....good-looking* he is
.
.
.(*-the inner self, i mean)
Haiku # 31999, June 9, 2003 6:04 am ET
by ronin@okayokaysoimbragginglikeanidiotsowhat
........gleefully* she stalks
.......the places i've visited
..........drawing a profile
.
.
........of the man that has
caused her many sleepless nights
.....and skipping heartbeats
.
.
...(*-with unabashed joy and
..........wanton abandon)
Haiku # 31998, June 9, 2003 5:55 am ET
by ronin@:)
Live too far away?
Don
Haiku # 31997, June 9, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Never mind, next time
I
Haiku # 31996, June 9, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Dam, need five numbers
And I only have just two
Sods law I suppose
Haiku # 31995, June 9, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Kissing life
Haiku # 31994, June 9, 2003 2:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Forging ahead now
Just striding down life
Haiku # 31993, June 9, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
the point of my life
a pointless persuit
persuing pointless amusements
Haiku # 31992, June 8, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by searle of wrapped in a sheet with a floral pattern
Cardboard Cut-Out Crucifixion
Concordant Concrete Carbonation
Corollary Corrosive Castration
Haiku # 31991, June 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by samhain
But I love monkeys
they are more artistic than
Coldplay, and smell less
Haiku # 31990, June 8, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Monkeys aren't english
They speak with whoops and whoop whoops
and write bad haiku
Haiku # 31989, June 8, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by A Student of Of course homosexuality is grounds for divorce, fake me
I think, what do you call it
He
Haiku # 31987, June 8, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I follow your statement
I think he
Haiku # 31986, June 8, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky's the limit
opportunities abound
repeat after me
Haiku # 31984, June 8, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (your haiku remind me of a foreign exchange student who's learning english as a second language)
life feeding on life
i'm busy decomposing
please don't disturb me
Haiku # 31983, June 8, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
don't argue with me
i have no real evidence
god is there, trust me
Haiku # 31982, June 8, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
dates make me nervous
explosive diarhhea
the date is over
Haiku # 31981, June 8, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Know one thing for sure
His anger stands in his way
Hurts no one but him
Haiku # 31980, June 8, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
If they go on through
The true ways open to them
If not then they
Haiku # 31979, June 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Guys less fortunate
Can
Haiku # 31978, June 8, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stupid should not rule
You may say I
Haiku # 31977, June 8, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
Make him use his brain
I was a stupid too! Once
Maybe he can learn
Haiku # 31976, June 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Imagine his life
Point out he
Haiku # 31975, June 8, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
If one says fuck you
No one likes you. Statement needs
some proof. Empty words
Haiku # 31974, June 8, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Abuse is stupid
A well-formed arguments good
How to point it out?
Haiku # 31973, June 8, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
A deriliction
One has duty to point out
Lacks understanding
Haiku # 31972, June 8, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
I agree one should
try see the best in people
But sometimes thats base
Haiku # 31971, June 8, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
just remember when
conformity seems pretty
think Stepford Wives and...

you know, plastic folks
Haiku # 31970, June 8, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by Mox
emienm is a
snob, somewhat, but he pushed and
was pushed by the crowd
that dictates tastes and
desires to maintain a form
that is familiar
to them, and it takes
work, to bring to light a new
style, or form, to all...
Haiku # 31969, June 8, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by Mox
compete at all costs
for the prize that is a coat
throw Jacob in the
pit, to die, and lie
to inherit his goods, yet in
the end you all do
God's will to some great
degree, all of this will add
fundamentally...

see you in heaven...
Haiku # 31968, June 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Mox
to be called a plague
a virus... tit for tat, then
I am with lepers...
Haiku # 31967, June 8, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Mox
People get stuck in
the roles they play and enjoy
putting others in
roles for them to play
their own psyches against to
remain trapped as well
that is what hell is
populated with and choice
made to be damned there...
better others with
"me" in hell, because heaven
is something feared then...
Haiku # 31966, June 8, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Mox of ...one ideal, the Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis
I don't know, some folks
need to see someone else as
the Beast or Whore of
hell itself, the those
Nazis vs. the Jews, death camps
weak feeling strong, 'goats...
Haiku # 31965, June 8, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Mox of shrugs
He
Haiku # 31964, June 8, 2003 5:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Very sad really
Trying to make friends on Webs
His is a lost cause
Haiku # 31963, June 8, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Web Society
Sadly this is what is wrong
We will never meet
Haiku # 31962, June 8, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Fearing rejection
He dare not put down his name
Predictable. No?
Haiku # 31961, June 8, 2003 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
He takes this rout
Out of small hope for himself
This
Haiku # 31960, June 8, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Said
Haiku # 31959, June 8, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
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