just read your haiku
on painting will, needed
to hear it...

(the predicatable litany
from AP ought to follow
but that's life)...

I could judge the sins
of the people here but the
whole Will Bennett thing...

I bet would make me
a hypocrite to begin with
oh, wait, shoot myself?

no, gotta shoot these
dice, beat Hunter! those drugs, ahh
giant horny samoans
who are actually from South LA!

Bloody haiku thing
It ignored my spaces, that's
The last time I draw

[ 0 0 ]
[ v ]
[ o ]

I have invented
An all new poking device
I call it a stick

The creased lines of shade
The after effect of light
Should guide you anew

Test yourself against
The many faceted curved
core variances

If all ells fails
Look for causality in
neotransient art

Andy died of Aids
In St Ives. His work unsung
Vanity too long

My mate Andy Cripps
Great painter, struggled for years
Very smart, complex

Just paint for yourself
True self is what makes good art
Self-expression rules

How is the painting?
You still struggling with the self
Kill the ambition

No offence taken

I

she let me finish
her pleasure was my pleasure
smoking cigrettes

Poor old willie nipples
haiku forgers delight
which one is real

30604 not mine

True cognitive thought
Denied to some less blessed
Nice of you to share

30600 not mine

As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors

The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test

Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then

My Haiku all suck wang

were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks

on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties

the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed

painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think

Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth

Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I

Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate

30588 not mine

it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging

wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine

Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.

playing ducks and drakes

Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush

Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home

You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?

30500, 30501, 30502 not mine

Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!

Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!

Felt hat, feathers tucked in,
Lime green leisure suit,
White leather belt, I am a pimp.

Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!!!

Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go

foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors

William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.

Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey

the F

.......ocassionally
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.
.
.....(a cool treat, ja)