Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

The creased lines of shade
The after effect of light
Should guide you anew
Haiku # 30617, May 18, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Test yourself against
The many faceted curved
core variances
Haiku # 30616, May 18, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
If all ells fails
Look for causality in
neotransient art
Haiku # 30615, May 18, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Andy died of Aids
In St Ives. His work unsung
Vanity too long
Haiku # 30614, May 18, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
My mate Andy Cripps
Great painter, struggled for years
Very smart, complex
Haiku # 30613, May 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Just paint for yourself
True self is what makes good art
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30612, May 18, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
How is the painting?
You still struggling with the self
Kill the ambition
Haiku # 30611, May 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
No offence taken
Haiku # 30610, May 18, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30609, May 18, 2003 3:10 am ET
by searle
she let me finish
her pleasure was my pleasure
smoking cigrettes
Haiku # 30608, May 17, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ap
Poor old willie nipples
haiku forgers delight
which one is real
Haiku # 30607, May 17, 2003 6:48 pm ET
by searle of in undrpants drinking coffee
30604 not mine
Haiku # 30606, May 17, 2003 6:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
True cognitive thought
Denied to some less blessed
Nice of you to share
Haiku # 30605, May 17, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
30600 not mine
Haiku # 30604, May 17, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors
Haiku # 30603, May 17, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of When sufficiently innebriated
The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test
Haiku # 30602, May 17, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by A Student of I'm still contemplating giveing my big bottles to certain lecturers
Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then
Haiku # 30601, May 17, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Alcoholism seems a valid excuse for not having to repeat
My Haiku all suck wang
Haiku # 30600, May 17, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

Haiku # 30599, May 17, 2003 11:24 am ET
by ap - bountiful may not be the correct word. Maybe plentiful?
them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks
Haiku # 30598, May 17, 2003 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties
Haiku # 30597, May 17, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Mac Daddy of ur ass
the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed
Haiku # 30596, May 17, 2003 8:57 am ET
by ash
painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think
Haiku # 30595, May 17, 2003 8:18 am ET
by searle of in his fat arse
Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth
Haiku # 30594, May 17, 2003 7:34 am ET
by Limey
Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I
Haiku # 30593, May 17, 2003 7:32 am ET
by Goerge W Bush
Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate
Haiku # 30592, May 17, 2003 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
30588 not mine
Haiku # 30591, May 17, 2003 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging
Haiku # 30590, May 17, 2003 5:31 am ET
by oldnasty of eversville, USA
wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine
Haiku # 30589, May 16, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by indiana
Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.
Haiku # 30588, May 16, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
playing ducks and drakes
Haiku # 30587, May 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by indiana
Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush
Haiku # 30586, May 16, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Limey
Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home
Haiku # 30585, May 16, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?
Haiku # 30584, May 16, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
30500, 30501, 30502 not mine
Haiku # 30583, May 16, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!
Haiku # 30582, May 16, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!
Haiku # 30581, May 16, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Felt hat, feathers tucked in,
Lime green leisure suit,
White leather belt, I am a pimp.
Haiku # 30580, May 16, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!!!
Haiku # 30579, May 16, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go
Haiku # 30578, May 16, 2003 9:56 am ET
by William Nippress
foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors
Haiku # 30577, May 16, 2003 8:43 am ET
by indiana
William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.
Haiku # 30574, May 16, 2003 8:33 am ET
by limey
Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey
Haiku # 30573, May 16, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the F
Haiku # 30572, May 16, 2003 8:07 am ET
by indiana
.......ocassionally
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.
.
.....(a cool treat, ja)
Haiku # 30571, May 16, 2003 3:43 am ET
by ronin@andhetakesthepathwaytrainthroughthefieldsofwhey
....das herr bread and cheese
now a lambherd in Deutscheland
........awed with his lagger
Haiku # 30570, May 16, 2003 3:38 am ET
by ronin
Protect from the world
Oh if only it could last
Ego will destroy
Haiku # 30569, May 16, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Tenderness in love
For each to hurt, far from mind
Guard each ones feeling
Haiku # 30568, May 16, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A new loves promise
Tenderly lovers embrace
Their souls wide open
Haiku # 30567, May 16, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
caressing her back
with her head slightly tilted
feeling exhausted
Haiku # 30566, May 15, 2003 10:01 pm ET
by indiana
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