Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go
by William Nippress
foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors
by indiana
William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.
by limey
Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey
by Anonymous Poet
.......ocassionally
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.
.
.....(a cool treat, ja)
by ronin@andhetakesthepathwaytrainthroughthefieldsofwhey
....das herr bread and cheese
now a lambherd in Deutscheland
........awed with his lagger
by ronin
Protect from the world
Oh if only it could last
Ego will destroy
by William Nippress
Tenderness in love
For each to hurt, far from mind
Guard each ones feeling
by William Nippress
A new loves promise
Tenderly lovers embrace
Their souls wide open
by William Nippress
caressing her back
with her head slightly tilted
feeling exhausted
by indiana
new lovers embrace
eclipsing the eclipsing
silver moon above
by Boston gal stopping by
in the matrix, bad
haikus become all too real...
but try to get laid
by onjaysun (that floating in air thing does impress the chicks)
Noah throws a great pile of animal shit off the Arc
Fifteen hundred years later Columbus discovered it
by Limey
My definition rules
That would be far cooler than
A combination
by A Student of Other people find it strange that I have beer when working in the university on coursework
"Perhaps, some tea and crumpets?"
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
by limey
Ignoramus language...daaaahhhh,
duhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhh, blaahh
daaaaaahhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhhh,
short bus ridin' punk!
by limey
BASTAGE= ONE PART BASTARD
ONE PART HOSTAGE
by limey
Bastage - when basting
You are committing the act of
(copious) bastage
by A Student of Probably
Tried to find out what
BASTAGE was or meant? Must be
Ignoramus language
by Limey
I wanted to be
Anonymous but they wont let me!
Parents were married
by Limey
I still remember
Queen street, Camel, 8 ball beers.
Bad Haiku was born!
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
buzzing harddrives, dim lighting,
going for a smoke.
by Patrick of Toronto
Coming from someone
Resident in a country
That cannot spell words
by A Student of The general feel of the haiku, when spoken, sounded more comfortable with the long vowel sound
you british people talk funny and
have an accent. say words
correctly or dont speak at all you
limey git!
by Anonymous Poet
Here is your RACIST GIT! YA LIMEY
BASTAGE
by Anonymous Poet
Breakfast was a beer
And quite a large sausage roll
Lunch was crisps and milk
by A Student of GREAT Britain, racist git
O how I laugh now
My expectations didn't quite
Encompass the whole
by A Student of I wasn't actually expecting morons
Brits are a bunch of losers....
by Anonymous Poet
If you drive drunk, you die.
Dale did it....drinking a beer while
smoking a cigarette and eating
a fried turkey leg. But now you
can ge a clock with his face on it
at Walmart for $9.95!! That is
awesome!
by Student of I am a hockey puck
Why to poor white trash smell like
cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are
Dale Earnhardt fans!! Ha, haahaaaa
haaaaaa
by Student of William Nippress and Dale Nippress
"It smells like fried food and
cigarette smoke in here...what
could it be....oh, I know....
it's DALE EARNHARDT!!!!!! Ha, ha
also smells like liquor...he should
know better than to drink and
drive, friggin dirtbag white trash!
by Student of Wiliam Nippress and SF
Mein wiener is small
I envy the rottweiler
Hail fucking Hitlah
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
My face a bratwurst
My loins a ram snitchzel
My life a big puke
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
...irrasshai mase
biiru wa oishii desu
...taihen nomitai
by ronin@dozoohairikudasai of thedonaldfaganandwalterbeckersteelydanfame
.....indiana-san
hajime mashite ka
.....hisashiburi
by ronin@moshimoshiohayogazaimasu
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in light crystals
.........mount fuji in white
by ronin@niceimpersonationtherescotthole
Bad geography
Homosexuality
Gnawing at his mind
by A Student of "Mum, what's a location?"
Wait, no, that's not true
Well, when inebriated
Unternarr mit Senf
by A Student of Möchten Sie meine Schwester saugen. Sie ist neun Jahre alt. Zu alt für dich!
Someone got off the
wrong side of their mother and
father this morning
by A Student of Yeah, occasionally I drink that budpiss too
Speak English you homo! What the
fuck is, SHITE?? Cant you spell
the word SHIT??? Damn limey
cock sucking idiot!!
by Student of Student of Student of Student of Blow Job Acadamy of Linconshire or whatever the fuck cockney hole you live in
Oh yeah.....got my ho's on da left
and some 40 oz King Cobra on da
right. Gonna kick it old school
wit da homies.
by sexually frustrated
the fence was broken
by a wild rampaging horse
bursting clouds of dust
by indiana
Where dat nigga what stole my
monies and my bling bling? Gotsta
bus a cap up in his asssssss!
by sexually frustrated
Not mine, NOT MINE, not mine,
NOT MINE, not mine!! Dammit!!
by A Student of William Nippress
I drink Budweiser!
by A Student of I suck dicks for a living
Where is SF now?
Was diatribe cathartic?
Locked up or cured
by William Nippress
Personal demons
Damaging sense of self worth
I watch with dismay
by William Nippress
