I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.

I still remember
buzzing harddrives, dim lighting,
going for a smoke.

Coming from someone
Resident in a country
That cannot spell words

you british people talk funny and
have an accent. say words
correctly or dont speak at all you
limey git!

Here is your RACIST GIT! YA LIMEY
BASTAGE

Breakfast was a beer
And quite a large sausage roll
Lunch was crisps and milk

O how I laugh now
My expectations didn't quite
Encompass the whole

Brits are a bunch of losers....

If you drive drunk, you die.
Dale did it....drinking a beer while
smoking a cigarette and eating
a fried turkey leg. But now you
can ge a clock with his face on it
at Walmart for $9.95!! That is
awesome!

Why to poor white trash smell like
cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are
Dale Earnhardt fans!! Ha, haahaaaa
haaaaaa

"It smells like fried food and
cigarette smoke in here...what
could it be....oh, I know....
it's DALE EARNHARDT!!!!!! Ha, ha
also smells like liquor...he should
know better than to drink and
drive, friggin dirtbag white trash!

Mein wiener is small
I envy the rottweiler
Hail fucking Hitlah

My face a bratwurst
My loins a ram snitchzel
My life a big puke

...irrasshai mase
biiru wa oishii desu
...taihen nomitai

.....indiana-san
hajime mashite ka
.....hisashiburi

.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in light crystals
.........mount fuji in white

Bad geography
Homosexuality
Gnawing at his mind

Wait, no, that's not true
Well, when inebriated
Unternarr mit Senf

Someone got off the
wrong side of their mother and
father this morning

Speak English you homo! What the
fuck is, SHITE?? Cant you spell
the word SHIT??? Damn limey
cock sucking idiot!!

Oh yeah.....got my ho's on da left
and some 40 oz King Cobra on da
right. Gonna kick it old school
wit da homies.

the fence was broken
by a wild rampaging horse
bursting clouds of dust

Where dat nigga what stole my
monies and my bling bling? Gotsta
bus a cap up in his asssssss!

Not mine, NOT MINE, not mine,
NOT MINE, not mine!! Dammit!!

I drink Budweiser!

Where is SF now?
Was diatribe cathartic?
Locked up or cured

Personal demons
Damaging sense of self worth
I watch with dismay

Sad for you brother
Your needs much greater than mine
Feel free if you must

That is not quite true
As I was told yesterday
I began at three

Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor

Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor

Clean replies still smooth
Taxing brain cells not a jot
Not even rousing

Most exciting job
Race metres above the ground
Jet fighter pilot

Stationary clouds
Is that a good or bad sign?
Will I get soaked?

Student yells good time
Bet your paying the price today
Vomiting head ach

For the want of fame
Quibbling oafs spread themselves thin
Pathetic really

Pretend poet smeared
Wish my pseudo work was good
Claim it for myself

Unread dim Haikus
Listed as irrelevant
Useless in seconds

30470, 30471, 30472, 30472, 30473, 30474, 30503, 30505, not mine

my old dentition
enamel and amalgam
more of the latter

hail the fast server
bring me new haiku quickly
make them good and bad

A fine Swedish lass
will come to Texas next week
to kick some male ass

Annika has game
Sorenstam is her last name
I hope she kicks ass

Another newcy!
I find beer all of the time
I am well prepared

I looked at my shelf
Three cool bottles of beer there!
This will be quite fun

Plus two newcy browns
And perhaps other stuff too
But my real beer's gone

You want to drink piss?
Foolish ignorant drinker
Heineken is shite

Only 3.5 hours
But I still have bottles left
And I shall drink them

I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A...

H E I N E K E N !!!!!

Alcopops ain't beer
But still it's immoral
And a foolish drink