Oh yeah.....got my ho's on da left
and some 40 oz King Cobra on da
right. Gonna kick it old school
wit da homies.
by sexually frustrated
the fence was broken
by a wild rampaging horse
bursting clouds of dust
by indiana
Where dat nigga what stole my
monies and my bling bling? Gotsta
bus a cap up in his asssssss!
by sexually frustrated
Not mine, NOT MINE, not mine,
NOT MINE, not mine!! Dammit!!
by A Student of William Nippress
I drink Budweiser!
by A Student of I suck dicks for a living
Where is SF now?
Was diatribe cathartic?
Locked up or cured
by William Nippress
Personal demons
Damaging sense of self worth
I watch with dismay
by William Nippress
Sad for you brother
Your needs much greater than mine
Feel free if you must
by William Nippress
That is not quite true
As I was told yesterday
I began at three
by A Student of Manchester
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
by William Nippress
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
by W
Clean replies still smooth
Taxing brain cells not a jot
Not even rousing
by William Nippress
Most exciting job
Race metres above the ground
Jet fighter pilot
by William Nippress
Stationary clouds
Is that a good or bad sign?
Will I get soaked?
by William Nippress
Student yells good time
Bet your paying the price today
Vomiting head ach
by William Nippress
For the want of fame
Quibbling oafs spread themselves thin
Pathetic really
by William Nippress
Pretend poet smeared
Wish my pseudo work was good
Claim it for myself
by William Nippress
Unread dim Haikus
Listed as irrelevant
Useless in seconds
by William Nippress
30470, 30471, 30472, 30472, 30473, 30474, 30503, 30505, not mine
by William Nippress
my old dentition
enamel and amalgam
more of the latter
by ash
hail the fast server
bring me new haiku quickly
make them good and bad
by ash
A fine Swedish lass
will come to Texas next week
to kick some male ass
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Annika has game
Sorenstam is her last name
I hope she kicks ass
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Another newcy!
I find beer all of the time
I am well prepared
by A Student of Being lazy gets you lots of newcies
I looked at my shelf
Three cool bottles of beer there!
This will be quite fun
by A Student of I'd forgotten about them
Plus two newcy browns
And perhaps other stuff too
But my real beer's gone
by A Student of I started with the best cool stuff
You want to drink piss?
Foolish ignorant drinker
Heineken is shite
by A Student of I have a big bottle of Leffe remaining
Only 3.5 hours
But I still have bottles left
And I shall drink them
by A Student of Even if I was doing my incredibly important project I wouldn't finish it in time
I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A...
H E I N E K E N !!!!!
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
Alcopops ain't beer
But still it's immoral
And a foolish drink
by A Student of I told the buddhist only young girls drink alcopops Then the rugby team comes in
Drinking since 6 this evening??
Friggin alkie!! Plus it is only 3:20
pm in the USA (Georg W. sucks)
by William Nippress
But not the cheap shite
Like Carling or alcopops (sorry, I know it's immoral to even speak of it)
But good beer that's nice
by A Student of I do know someone who is allergic to beer so they have to drink alcopops. Still, they should be knocking back straight whiskies
I have been drinking
Since six this evening and I
Can say I like beer
by A Student of It's like Mr.T says: beer is good
I pity the fool
Who doesn't like bitter but
Will drink rubbish drinks
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foreigners are dumb
Whisky may be very nice
But beer is better
by A Student of "I don't like it. It's bitter." Shut up fools
Buddhists are foolish
My buddh' friend doesn't like beer
But he likes Baileys
by A Student of So I plied him with whiskey and vodka in order to get the fool pissed
An alcoholic?
No, I remember one day
When I drank no beer
by A Student of This year
Dale Earnhardt is god.....
by onjaysun
using one's nom de
plume doesn't me make fume but
"I like Creed" = misdeed
by onjaysun (we listen to Poison and Whitesnake for our power ballads)
Too many bottles
Take up most of my small room
And they're all empty
by A Student of I want full bottles
Where is the monkey?
It was here, in this small room
But now it has gone
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
But my beer is good
And my rice, although it's burnt
Which adds to the taste
by A Student of Culinary expertise
Sausages aren't right
Odd, so I check best before
Oh, I'll still eat them
by A Student of And I lost them in my bag for two days
Haiku wastes my time
I should be working, wait, no
I should be drinking!
by A Student of Interesting how a design project causes me to drink more
I went to the zoo
I saw a monkey without legs
In a big wheelchair
by A Student of Meaningless and pointless tripe
As he explores her
Jungle canopy he finds
A bit of apple
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Orange boy scout feels
And touches his mother's breast
She pushes him down
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Obtuse gorilla
Has its legs spread apart at
Quite a large angle
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The man with no head
Fellates the orange boy scout
With his dead fingers
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The monkey has legs
And a big moustache as well
As a purple hat
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
