30600 not mine
by William Nippress
As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors
by A Student of When sufficiently innebriated
The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test
by A Student of I'm still contemplating giveing my big bottles to certain lecturers
Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then
by A Student of Alcoholism seems a valid excuse for not having to repeat
My Haiku all suck wang
by William Nippress
were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing
by ap - bountiful may not be the correct word. Maybe plentiful?
them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks
by Anonymous Poet
on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties
by Mac Daddy of ur ass
the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed
by ash
painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think
by searle of in his fat arse
Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth
by Limey
Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I
by Goerge W Bush
Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate
by William Nippress
30588 not mine
by William Nippress
it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging
by oldnasty of eversville, USA
wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine
by indiana
Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.
by William Nippress
playing ducks and drakes
by indiana
Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush
by Limey
Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home
by William Nippress
You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?
by William Nippress
30500, 30501, 30502 not mine
by William Nippress
Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!
by William Nippress
Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!
by William Nippress
Felt hat, feathers tucked in,
Lime green leisure suit,
White leather belt, I am a pimp.
by William Nippress
Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go
by William Nippress
foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors
by indiana
William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.
by limey
Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey
by Anonymous Poet
.......ocassionally
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.
.
.....(a cool treat, ja)
by ronin@andhetakesthepathwaytrainthroughthefieldsofwhey
....das herr bread and cheese
now a lambherd in Deutscheland
........awed with his lagger
by ronin
Protect from the world
Oh if only it could last
Ego will destroy
by William Nippress
Tenderness in love
For each to hurt, far from mind
Guard each ones feeling
by William Nippress
A new loves promise
Tenderly lovers embrace
Their souls wide open
by William Nippress
caressing her back
with her head slightly tilted
feeling exhausted
by indiana
new lovers embrace
eclipsing the eclipsing
silver moon above
by Boston gal stopping by
in the matrix, bad
haikus become all too real...
but try to get laid
by onjaysun (that floating in air thing does impress the chicks)
Noah throws a great pile of animal shit off the Arc
Fifteen hundred years later Columbus discovered it
by Limey
My definition rules
That would be far cooler than
A combination
by A Student of Other people find it strange that I have beer when working in the university on coursework
"Perhaps, some tea and crumpets?"
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
by limey
Ignoramus language...daaaahhhh,
duhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhh, blaahh
daaaaaahhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhhh,
short bus ridin' punk!
by limey
BASTAGE= ONE PART BASTARD
ONE PART HOSTAGE
by limey
Bastage - when basting
You are committing the act of
(copious) bastage
by A Student of Probably
Tried to find out what
BASTAGE was or meant? Must be
Ignoramus language
by Limey
I wanted to be
Anonymous but they wont let me!
Parents were married
by Limey
I still remember
Queen street, Camel, 8 ball beers.
Bad Haiku was born!
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.
by Patrick of Toronto
