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28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

sexually frustrated is a punk,
smells like a skunk,
with no slam dunk,
what a chump,
on the head is a bump,
he is a lump
Haiku # 29895, May 1, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
crows and a vulture
sharing same squirrel, maybe we
can all get along
Haiku # 29894, May 1, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (symbolism?...schmymbolism!)
so i returned from
new orleans...jazz fest, there's
no words for it all.....

except....fuck off moxie!
Haiku # 29893, May 1, 2003 5:01 am ET
by k
Nearly seven years -
I certainly deserve this,
but this can't go on...
Haiku # 29892, May 1, 2003 4:59 am ET
by R. of PT
That shouldn't take so long...
One year became three, then six -
Please, please, have this stop!
Haiku # 29891, May 1, 2003 4:08 am ET
by R. of PT
I'll rephrase it here:
how long can this mad story
keep go on like this?
Haiku # 29890, May 1, 2003 4:02 am ET
by R. of PT
Ten years old is fun,
then twenty, thirty, forty.
What does happen then?
Haiku # 29889, May 1, 2003 4:00 am ET
by R. of PT
If everyone knew
about the drinking and the sex
they
Haiku # 29888, May 1, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Ich habe den Affe
Und es ist schneller als dich
Aber nicht so gro
Haiku # 29887, May 1, 2003 3:44 am ET
by A Student of Linford Christie ist nicht so schnell wie meinen Affe
Entschldigung aber das ist Schei
Haiku # 29886, May 1, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of That makes more sense
Ich bin ein Student
Aber ich studiert?
Nein, Ich trinke gern
Haiku # 29885, May 1, 2003 3:39 am ET
by A Student of At least I can get back into the first year next year
If non of this lot
appeals you had better keep
studying ASS OFF
Haiku # 29884, May 1, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Or better still join
a church and become an new
age evangelist
Haiku # 29883, May 1, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
You don
Haiku # 29882, May 1, 2003 3:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Be smart marry a
rich girl and become a sponge
off her family
Haiku # 29881, May 1, 2003 3:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Give all up have some
fun, that
Haiku # 29880, May 1, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
But it
Haiku # 29879, May 1, 2003 2:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Study brings its own
Rewards, bad breath, hair loss
and a job you hate
Haiku # 29878, May 1, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Time ticks by and wham!
Suddenly you are sixty
Where the hell life gone?
Haiku # 29877, May 1, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
damn i spoke to soon
it's all good i'm buying time
instead of working...
Haiku # 29876, May 1, 2003 1:22 am ET
by tiger of vegas
wow hey look at that
all were written on the odd
just like i like it!!!
Haiku # 29875, May 1, 2003 1:20 am ET
by tiger of vegas
Hot Hot Heat rock on
oh who left the door unlocked
she's not a secret.
Haiku # 29874, May 1, 2003 1:19 am ET
by tiger of vegas
a test tomorrow
i'm studying with the moon
and drinking V8!
Haiku # 29873, May 1, 2003 1:17 am ET
by tiger of vegas
finished my paper
now on to the next hell hole
critical thinking...
Haiku # 29872, May 1, 2003 1:15 am ET
by tiger of vegas
damn that sigmund freud
he sure smoked to much cocaine
had sex on the brain.
Haiku # 29871, May 1, 2003 1:11 am ET
by tiger of vegas
first we're the people
our parents warned us about
then we're our parents
Haiku # 29870, May 1, 2003 12:35 am ET
by ash
swinging pendulum
the neverending tick tock
till death do i part
Haiku # 29869, May 1, 2003 12:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
boundaries are blurred
where does a mirror finish
which object is real
Haiku # 29868, May 1, 2003 12:15 am ET
by ash
a closet dweller
or a fucked up psychopath
how are we alike
Haiku # 29867, May 1, 2003 12:08 am ET
by sexually frustrated
we are each other
so i could hardly hate you
although i could try
Haiku # 29866, May 1, 2003 12:05 am ET
by ash
i'm in the closet
sexual ambivalence
makes hostile haiku
Haiku # 29865, May 1, 2003 12:03 am ET
by sexually frustrated
when you do your thing
you're making fun of my thing
also vice versa
Haiku # 29864, May 1, 2003 12:01 am ET
by sexually frustrated
you control meter
making geriatric poems
where's your blood and guts
Haiku # 29863, April 30, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am a mirror
reflections of other lives
and none of my own
Haiku # 29862, April 30, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ash
get your own thing
plenty of mine to go round
here, take some, with love
Haiku # 29861, April 30, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ash
you may do my thing
although you are redundant
i can do my thing
Haiku # 29860, April 30, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by ash
my thoughts on arseholes ?
i don't have a policy
each case on merit
Haiku # 29859, April 30, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by ash
i can do your thing
more powerfully than you can
but there's still JV
Haiku # 29858, April 30, 2003 11:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
iambic asshole
if you can't have stress unstress
you might as well die
Haiku # 29857, April 30, 2003 11:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
look at my rhythm
so mellifluous and smooth
but emptiness reigns
Haiku # 29856, April 30, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
like a worn out shell
using form without content
go sell insurance
Haiku # 29855, April 30, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what graceful haiku
but it signifies nothing
poop has more meaning
Haiku # 29854, April 30, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i am your muse, aren't you ashamed?)
metaphor a day
we spent the night together
well well well well well
Haiku # 29853, April 30, 2003 11:19 pm ET
by ash
i am contrary
i am most disappointed
nobody loves me
Haiku # 29852, April 30, 2003 11:13 pm ET
by ash
though you dis my style
jealous that you haven't one
keep working at it
Haiku # 29851, April 30, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by ash
whatever you say
i enjoy good company
and variety
Haiku # 29850, April 30, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by ash
i am not myself
i wish my dick was bigger
i pretend i don't
Haiku # 29849, April 30, 2003 11:00 pm ET
by ash (and now?)
i am middle aged
my sad life has been wasted
oh well, i'll die soon
Haiku # 29848, April 30, 2003 10:58 pm ET
by ash (who am i now?)
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Non-original!
Haiku # 29847, April 30, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
Haiku # 29846, April 30, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
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